A few items from a few wish lists to Santa:
Cam Newton’s Dad: $180,000 in small bills.
Yazoo City: No more #%#$ tornadoes
Haley Barbour: A new White House in Washington, DC and a big plane, too.
Pete Boone: A new sound system for Ole Miss’ stadium.
Kenny Stokes: Lots of trips on the taxpayer’s dime.
Phil Bryant: Haley Barbour’s old white house.
North Korean leaders: Attention
North Korean people: Food
Sarah Palin: Get another daughter on Dancing With the Stars in 2012.
Mississippi State: Dan Mullen not leaving.
Santa: WikiLeaks not releasing the Naughty List
I’m with ya on all of ’em, but especially #9.
But we all know “I’m not going anywhere” are famous last words.
Ooops. I can’t count. #10.
A pretty good list.
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