Catwoman’s Thankful Thanksgiving

Catwoman wasn’t much a conversationalist.

She intensely watched a rerun of Wheel of Fortune and tried to guess the puzzle. “Mr. Winkles, what do you think it is?”

Mr. Winkles, a striped tabby, simply meowed.

“I don’t think it is ‘meow.’  There are too many letters.”

It was Thanksgiving and Catwoman was hanging out with her cats. To her, it was just another day.  No turkey. No gravy. No casseroles. Really not much to be thankful for except for her feline friends. She would find them something easy to fix for lunch.  “How’d you like some Tuna?” The mere mention of the word drew a feline crowd.

Dorothy “Catwoman” Thompson was thankful for her kitty companions.  Her three children lived far away and were estranged from her.  Her neighbors (who had given her the nasty nickname of Catwoman) weren’t exactly friendly.  So she just lived alone with her cats and a few photos of her husband.  “He was so handsome in his uniform,” she told Mr. Winkles.  But he had been shot down and died in a bombing mission over Vietnam in 1965, leaving her to raise their three children by herself.  She had never gotten remarried.   “Who needs people anyway?” she told Reagan. “Cats are the perfect company.”  She had tried to convince herself of that for over 30 years now.

But she was lonely. It was Thanksgiving after all. And once she got past listing Mr. Winkles, Sam, Buttercup, Lady Bird, Gus, Francis, Freddy, Susie, Reagan and Kitty she really didn’t have much to be thankful for.  She looked at the phone, knowing it would not ring today.

She flipped the channel and found the Macy’s Day Parade. Her kids had loved watching it and particularly liked the Snoopy ballon.  She did, too, if the truth were told. Mainly because it reminded her of them.  She really missed her children and wished they didn’t blame her for all the troubles in the world. Didn’t they know she had done the very best she could? The three jobs she had worked to put them through school didn’t mean anything to them? She slowly got up and limped into the kitchen with a cat parade right behind her. “Chow time.”  At least the cats appreciated her.

She opened up the cupboard.  It was bare other than cat food. She pulled out ten cans of tuna and scraped them on  a plate. A white and brown cat jumped up on the counter.  “Get down Buttercup and wait your turn.”  She bent over, fed ten very grateful kitties and sighed.

Sadness had shaved eight of nine lives off Catwoman’s life.

She shuffled back into the living room and sat back down in her green recliner.  Al Roker was excitedly introducing some singer she had never heard of.  Maybe a nap would help her forget she was hungry and lonely.

And then there was a knock on the door.

“Surely it’s next door,” she to Mr. Winkles, “Who would knock on my door?” She turned up the TV to drown out the noise. No sense of being reminded of other people’s joy.

A second knock was even louder.

“Who is it?”

No answer.

She got up and shuffled over to the door to look through the peephole.  What she saw brought her to her knees.

“We brought you lunch, Mom.”

Outside where her three kids, their spouses and their children.  Each held a dish.

That afternoon, thirteen people and ten cats had the finest Thanksgiving lunch ever.  It plain and simply Catwoman’s most thankful Thanksgiving ever.  She burped a full burp, looked at her family and smiled. Catwoman and her ten cats were never lonely again.

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Jackson, Mississippi at dawn

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Sunrise over the Reservoir

Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2011. A little after 6 a.m. on the Ross Barnett Reservoir Overlook on the Natchez Trace.

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Today is Tuesday or as I like to call it this Thanksgiving week, Thursday.

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CARTOON: Super Committee

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The Kids’ Table

The car turned off the main road and onto the gravel driveway. The distinctive sound of rocks under the tires meant his family had arrived. The little boy woke up and his eyes lit up with joy. It was Thanksgiving.  And they were FINALLY at his grandparents’ house.

All four of his grandparents lives in the same small town.  Every year, they’d rotate houses and invite the various extended family members to the annual family feast. There were the aunts and uncles. Cousins. Great aunts and uncles.  It was a DNA celebration flavored with love and laughter.

The car door slamming brought one of the grandparents out to greet them.  The door made a distinctive creak that only their door made. The little boy hopped out of the backseat and ran and gave his grandfather a huge hug.  The joy was highlighted by the smell of lunch wafting from the kitchen that his grandmother was preparing.  They had gotten into town just in time.

The mountains in the distance had snow on their peaks.  The cool Thanksgiving weather was only beat back by the warmth in the room.  The family lined up to get their turkey and fix their plates. Elderly great uncles would eat like they had not eaten all year long.  Plates were piled higher than the snow-capped mountains out the window.

There were two tables: An adult table and a kids’ table.  The little boy went to his assigned spot at the kids table — he so couldn’t wait until he graduated to the adult table. If he only knew what that meant.  Everyone held hands and the blessing was said — although the whole afternoon was a blessing.  The prayer was one bookend. A vast selection of desserts on the dessert table was the other. It was a fantastic feast.

After the meal, the Lions playing Green Bay and the couch called his name.  The little boy sat down, stretched out and fell fast asleep.

He awoke by someone jostling him awake. “Dad, wake up!” It’s time to eat!” He blinked twice and looked at his son — his dream of Thanksgiving past was over.  He got up and went to his seat at the adult table.

He looked over at the kids table and smiled a bittersweet smile.  And as he carved the turkey, he missed his grandparents so very much.

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Daily Blog – Nov. 21

Be thankful. Be thankful for your talent. Be thankful for your friends and family. Be thankful for all that you have received in your life. Just remember to show your thankfulness —  Use your talent to its fullest. Love your family and friends with all your heart.  Enjoy all you have received as much as you possibly can.

It’s one thing to say you’re thankful. It’s another to show it. But if you do, you’ll have twice as much to be thankful for next year.

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CARTOON: The turkey

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Monday Free-For-All

Good morning! What’s up?  How you have a great Thanksgiving week.

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Santa’s Miracle

It was Christmas Eve and Santa was hiding in plain sight. The big famous downtown department store had hired him as their St. Nick — and this was his final shift of the season.  He helped the last child off his lap and watched as she and her mother walked toward the door.  Ho ho ho. It was over.

Santa stood up, stretched and headed to the locker room to change. He removed his fake beard, put his red coat in his locker and grabbed his overcoat and brown felt hat.  The elves wished him a Merry Christmas and they all headed for the employee entrance. Santa walked out onto Broadway and turned north. Heavy sleet and overcast made a gray city that much grayer.

There were no reindeer. No elves. No magical sleigh. He did not deliver toys to kids around the world on Christmas Eve.  As much as he’d like to, it was just not physically possible.  But he did believe in Christmas miracles.  And his job allowed him to hear what thousands of kids wanted from Santa.  He did his best to let their parents know what they wanted under the tree.  The parents were his elves. And the parents did a fine job.  But occasionally there’d be a request that a parent couldn’t handle. That’s when he’d step in.

The cold sleet stung his face.  As he briskly walked, his breath hung in front of him like pipe smoke. He looked up at the red and green lights on the tall sky scraper. Low clouds tried to shroud it — but enough lights burned through to reveal the season. The sleet came down harder. Hurried shoppers rushed for the cover of home. People always wondered why people in the city moved so fast. Santa knew the reason: The city was cold and miserable.

He came to the slick stairs of the subway tunnel and walked gingerly down them.  The rail was icy, so he slowly made his way to his train. He had to get home because his cat was hungry. There was no Mrs. Claus — another myth created by the advertising agencies.  The turnstile beeped as he passed through and headed for the express train.  A TV on the wall had a earnest young reporter reporting the latest news from Wall Street.  Sleet fell on her, too, as she described the day’s terrible economic news.  The markets had crashed again.  Santa closed his eyes and remembered the dark days in the 1930’s.   He felt a gust of wind that announced the coming train.

Santa bullied his way onto the crowded train and found a place to stand.  Santa looked at the crowded car.  A short Indian man stared blankly out the window. An older lady fumbled with her packages.  An Irish man gripped his brief case like his life depended on it. An older black gentleman read the Wall Street Journal. And a man and four kids took up the seats on the right side of the train.

The man was probably 40.  He had dark circles under his eyes and it seemed that he had nothing behind them. It was like his soul had been sucked out and nothing but a void remained. The kids were running up and down the crowded car, bumping into the other passengers and generally annoying everyone.  The man just sat there, not uttering a sound to his own kids.  The other passengers glowered at him and the children.

Santa walked over and sat next to the man and put his arm around him.  The man turned his head slowly and looked at him.  “I’m sorry. My wife just died.  Some Christmas present, huh?”  Santa just nodded and pushed his upper lip into his mouth.

“My wife took care of Christmas every year.  I don’t know what I’m going to do.  I found her list in the room of what the kids wanted but honestly, I can’t afford anything. I owe the hospital $250,000. ”

Santa spoke, “May I see the list?”

The man handed over the list to the stranger — for some reason, it seemed like the right thing to do.  Santa studied the list and handed back to the man. “Have the kids been good?” The man nodded.

Santa herded the kids together and handed them some candy canes.  “You be good for your Daddy. It would be the best Christmas present you could give him this year.” The kids, sensing there was magic in the man on the Subway, went and sat quietly next to their dad. Santa smiled, looked up and said, “This is my stop.  Merry Christmas.” He got up, turned around and looked at the man and said, “As long as there is love in the world, you should never stop believing.”

Santa headed off to the train and on to his one-room apartment.  His cat Rudolph would be glad to see him.

Christmas morning had arrived. The sleet had moved east and revealed a cool, crisp day full of love and presents. In a small apartment uptown, a man and four small kids ran into their living room.  “I’m sorry kids, there’s not much under the tree this year.  Santa wanted to do more, but you know these are tough times.”  But as he finished talking, he noticed a pile of packages over to the right of the fake tree.

Each box had each one of the children’s names on it.  He handed the mysterious packages to each child and when they opened them, they found they contained the very things that were on the list their mom had made.  A doll.  A train. A video game.  A helicopter.  Each of the kids ran around the room, excited about his or her new toy.

The man then saw an envelope on the tree.  He picked it up, ripped it open and pulled two pieces of paper out of it.  One was a check.  The man looked at it and it was for $250,000 made out to the hospital.  The other was a note.  The man unfolded it and read it aloud, “As long as there is love in the world, you should never stop believing.  Merry Christmas, Santa.”

The man fell to his knees and sobbed.  And on that day, life returned to his eyes.  Santa was real. He was holding proof that Christmas miracles do indeed come true.

And in a single-room apartment, an old man enjoyed a fine breakfast with his cat Rudolph. Both watched the movie A Christmas Story and laughed with great joy.

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