Forty-five tweets from Super Bowl XLV

Posted on February 7, 2011 by Marshall Ramsey
  1. If the Packers see their shadow, there will be six more weeks of ice and snow in Dallas.
  2. Being a former marketing guy, I love Super Bowl commercials. Creativity is creativity, even if it is trying to pimp chips & beer to me.
  3. No dog in the Super Bowl hunt. It comes down to character of the QB’s. Aaron Rodgers wins hands down. So Go Packers.
  4. In memory of Texas Stadium: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2Y8SGp9aM&feature=fvw
  5. Walter Payton lives. #class #determination #rolemodel
  6. Please don’t butcher the National Anthem. Please, please, please.
  7. I’d have screwed up the lyrics, too. It’s a new song and it’s a big stage.
  8. Here’s how you sing the National Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptESQPo53AE
  9. Love the Super Bowl. A totally American moment — creation of what’s good & bad about us. Equal parts glitz, sweat, greed & power.
  10. George W. Bush was listening to the National Anthem & thinking, “Even I haven’t mangled words that badly.”
  11. Fumble: There hasn’t been that big of a fight in a pile since the ousted ticket holders fought over a remaining ticket.
  12. First Bud Light commercial of the Super Bowl. It’s official. The game has begun. Doritos add was hilarious.
  13. Christina Aguilera was just interviewed about her performance. She said, “I sang it as Francis Vaught Lee wrote it.”
  14. Thanks Doritos. I just threw up in my mouth.
  15. Holy cow! What a catch by Nelson!
  16. Chicken wings. Dip. Chips. Tiny Hamburgers. Pizza. It’s the Super Bowl of Reflux.
  17. ARod being fed by Cameron. Wonder if Laura will be feeding W pretzels?
  18. Chances of me being caught on camera being fed by my wife — 0% Even if I was in a coma.
  19. Message so far about Pepsi Max: It can cause serious bodily harm.
  20. Coke doesn’t make me spit fireworks. It just makes me burp.
  21. THE VOLKSWAGEN VADER COMMERCIAL (cut down — bummer)
  22. At the rate Green Bay’s defense is getting hurt, The Black Eyed Peas will be be playing in the secondary.
  23. GM must have put all its bailout money on Super Bowl ad buys.
  24. I don’t need a car that posts to my Facebook. I need one that has lots of airbags for when I hit something when I do.
  25. Now explaining to my kids who Slash is. No, he wasn’t in Alice in Wonderland.
  26. I bet John Madden is asleep. #halftime
  27. I don’t need a car that posts to my Facebook. I need one that has lots of airbags for when I hit something when I do.
  28. GM must have put all its bailout money on Super Bowl ad buys.
  29. Fergie’s got her shoulder pads on. She’s replacing Charles Woodson.
  30. So that’s what happened to the Ain’ts paper bags #halftime
  31. Dear son, Slash was a kick-butt guitarist in a kick-butt band a long time ago, Sweet child of mine.
  32. Super Bowl commercials in the second half are like SNL after the news. Quality usually goes down.
  33. That kick just hit a vendor on the 20-yard line.
  34. Justin Bieber and Ozzy in the same commercial. The Mayans were right.
  35. When I was young, Super Bowls 4Q meant finding a safe way home. Now it means getting kids ready for school. #oldfart
  36. Honoring Medal of Honor winner in the end zone #win
  37. Glad my boys got to see a real hero on the field tonight. Thank you Medal of Honor winner Staff Sergeant Giunta.
  38. Today’s Groupon: 1/2 off good taste on your next Super Bowl commercial.
  39. Every time I see a penalty flag thrown I have a flash back to when I had one go in my face mask and hit my eye. #@$#$ that hurt.
  40. Why Jerry might just get another Super Bowl, ice and all: RT @rick_cleveland Attendance: 103, 219.
  41. It started with the Star Mangled Banner. And now the Packers take a knee for the
  42. “I am Number Four” was originally called “I am Number Two” but drew too many laughs from test audiences.#win
  43. Brett Favre just shot his TV.
  44. MVP Aaron Rodgers will get to use that Camaro convertible he wonsometime next August. #Greenbay #permafrost
  45. Super Bowl’s over. Feels like Christmas afternoon. Everything’s unwrapped & now I have to wait another year for it to happen again.
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One Response to Forty-five tweets from Super Bowl XLV

  1. parrotmom says:
    February 7, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Well football does start back in August for pregames. So not quite a year.

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