I noticed U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has a bee up her skirt (bee in her bonnet is just too dated) about the Indian Ambassador getting “The South’s Warmest” welcome from the Jackson-Evers Airport TSA agents. She has even issued an apology.
While I understand this is a tricky international incident that has brought shame on the whole TSA crotch-checking nation, I know the Secretary of State will be equally outraged the next time I get my prostate exam as I go though airport security.
Hillary, my address is PO Box 211, Madison, MS 39130. I’ll await your cards and letters.