10 ways for State Gov’t to Save Money

Get rid of the Governor’s Infiniti SUV and lease him a Smart Car.
Unscrew the light bulbs at the Capitol. Abraham Lincoln learned by candle light and he became President.
Layoff unnecessary workers. Er, you can’t do that. We’d have no Legislature.
Serve Spam at the Governor’s Mansion.
Pay college players and tax them 50% (with all proceeds going to Higher Education.) The pay-for-play model works for some SEC schools.
Paddle people who go over their budgets.
Replace the State Plane with the State Segway.
Make the toilets in Rest Areas pay toilets.
Go green: Hook up a wind turbine next to the Capitol to harness wind power.
Sell Phil Bryant on Ebay.

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