State of the Union Tweets

A few tweets from last night’s State of the Union address:

  • “Fifty bucks the Vice President picks his nose. Fifty bucks he eats it.” From Caddyshack 3: #SOTU
  • John Boehner looks like he’s unsuccessfully trying to use the Jedi Mind trick. #SOTU
  • I’ve read ahead on the #SOTU speech. Love where he talks about invading Mars and legalizing cock fighting.
  • Remember when Nancy Pelosi never blinked a single time during the#SOTU#classicSOTUmoments
  • Wasn’t “Fracking” a bad word on Battlestar Galactica?
  • Nation-building here at home? We’re invading Texas in the morning.
  • Yup. And Texas has oil.
  • Watching VP Biden, I expect him to jump up and blurt out the F-word at any moment.
  • To John Boehner, the President sounds like Charlie Brown’s parents. Wah wah wah wa wa wah. #SOTU
  • I propose forming a financial crimes unit — CSI: Wall Street #SOTU Tuesday nights on #NBC
  • Washington isn’t totally broken. They just figured out we can’t stand them.
  • Now for the part of the #SOTU where the anchors tell us what we just heard.
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