A few tweets from last night’s State of the Union address:
- “Fifty bucks the Vice President picks his nose. Fifty bucks he eats it.” From Caddyshack 3: #SOTU
- John Boehner looks like he’s unsuccessfully trying to use the Jedi Mind trick. #SOTU
- I’ve read ahead on the #SOTU speech. Love where he talks about invading Mars and legalizing cock fighting.
- Remember when Nancy Pelosi never blinked a single time during the#SOTU? #classicSOTUmoments
- Wasn’t “Fracking” a bad word on Battlestar Galactica?
- Nation-building here at home? We’re invading Texas in the morning.
- Yup. And Texas has oil.
- Watching VP Biden, I expect him to jump up and blurt out the F-word at any moment.
- To John Boehner, the President sounds like Charlie Brown’s parents. Wah wah wah wa wa wah. #SOTU
- I propose forming a financial crimes unit — CSI: Wall Street #SOTU Tuesday nights on #NBC
- Washington isn’t totally broken. They just figured out we can’t stand them.
- Now for the part of the #SOTU where the anchors tell us what we just heard.