Fifty Super Bowl Tweets

My comments about the game and the commercials from last night:

  1. Indy has an awesome stadium.
  2. When I was in college, Bud Light Platinum was the rich guy to using his dad’s Platinum credit card to buy the keg.
  3. Twelve men on the field and a safety. Very unPatriot-like mistakes.
  4. You know on every kickoff, the kicker is thinking, “Oh #$%#$ don’t run at me. Don’t run at me. PLEASE don’t run at me.”
  5. Barry Manilow and the apocalypse go together like bacon and eggs.
  6. Best part of the Super Bowl so far, explaining the game to my sons.#priorities
  7. Super Bowl commercials work best with humor. The trick is actually being funny.
  8. America wishes Bill Belichick well and hopes he passes that kidney stone soon.
  9. OK, my 11-year-old son liked the GoDaddy ad.
  10. Look forward to next year’s game-based movie “Monopoly.”
  11. Wife’s chicken wings #forthewin
  12. Apparently movie John Carter rented the stadium from Star Wars Episode II.
  13. The movie Lorax must be based on a different Lorax than the one Dr. Seuss wrote.
  14. Volkswagen + Star Wars = Gold
  15. I get the polar bear ads for Coke mixed up with the pooping bears for that toilet paper ad.
  16. I don’t pee in a pool when I do my taxes. I pee myself.
  17. This game is flying past. Must be my insane anticipation for Madonna’s halftime show. #Iamfoldinglaundryinstead
  18. Was going to make a joke based on a tire company sponsoring Madonna. “Rubber” and “Retread” came to mind. Then I decided against it.
  19. French Bulldog running with the greyhounds got a laugh at the Ramsey house.
  20. I played football for six years and have watched it most of my life and have never understood what the Prevent defense actually prevents.
  21. Can’t wait for the first moron to actually try slingshotting his baby like the Doritos commercial.
  22. Up next, “Not Desperately Seeking Susan”
  23. My son, “C’mon, SHOW A FUNNY COMMERCIAL!!!!” #localads
  24. My son, “Who’s Madonna.” Me, “Google her. Errrr. Nevermind!!!”#strikeanekkidpose
  25. Those must be Mayans, because this seems like the end of the world. #madonnahalftime
  26. Madonna is definitely talented but this seems like it was recorded last week.
  27. Thankfully Cee Lo did not have a wardrobe malfunction.
  28. “My eyes are up here,” Betty White #classic
  29. Whose pop culture Tweets are funnier? @MarshallRamsey or@jonacuff? TIE!
  30. “This is America and our second-half is about to begin.” Clint Eastwood Chrysler commercial for the win.
  31. Dear candidates for President, watch Clint Eastwood commercial 1,000 times. That’s what America needs to hear.
  32. Madonna, Tom Brady and Eli are lip synching.
  33. Tom Brady probably should have taken the sack. #interception
  34. Giant fan just peed a little #fumbleandrecovery
  35. I’m still disturbed by Daphne getting out of a limo with Richie Rich#15willgetyou20
  36. I would not be opposed to “Super Bowl Saturday” #schoolnight
  37. A phone with a pen. Or as I like to call it, a “Palm Pilot”
  38. Lesson from tonight’s Super Bowl: Time has been rough on stars from the 1980’s and 1990’s.
  39. Thank you for keeping the game close. Signed 4th quarter advertisers.
  40. Another Super Bowl, another clutch throw from Eli in the waning minutes of the game.
  41. Ads we liked best at our house: Ferris CR-V, Volkswagen Dog/Star Wars, Sketchers Dog. Bud “Weego” Dog
  42. Eli Manning is on the cusp of never having to buy a meal again in NY.
  43. Doesn’t happen often when you see a man kick himself for scoring a touchdown.
  44. BREAKING NEWS: Peyton vows to play next year even if he has to throw left handed.
  45. The ending of this game lives up to the hype.
  46. Eli Manning is now a legend.
  47. Super Bowl 46: Game > Commercials.
  48. Super Bowl over. Now time to fold clothes.#thingsIwouldhaveneversaid20yearsago
  49. I’m not jumping on the Eli vs. Peyton bandwagon. Both are amazing quarterbacks and men. Archie and Olivia should be proud.
  50. Nice ride Eli. #vaderscorvette


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