Football Tweets: A collection of comments about today’s games

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1. I read that several State players had a stomach virus. They have the runs alright. They’ve run up and down the field.
2. Mississippi and Alabama haven’t caused the state of Michigan this much grief since the last new auto plant was awarded.
3. After seeing how their two football teams played today, the state of Michigan has seceded from the Union in shame.
4. Michigan’s kicking game #fail
5. Apparently one of Lou Holtz’s 100 things to do before you die is to spit when he talks on TV.
6. I keep expecting Lou Holtz to say, “sufferin succotash!”
7. You could probably pass a plate at the Gator Bowl and cover Mullen’s salary.
8. Of course, you could pass the plate to Michigan fans at Gator Bowl and they’d pay RichRod’s buyout.
9. Wearing #36 has made Relf into Superman.
10. I just hope State beats Michigan because they stole our postal abbreviation.
11. The punters are going to have to jump in a puddle so their mommas will think they played. #gatorbowl
12. For those of you who think the cowbells are annoying, they are better than Bob Davie’s commentary.
13. Hear the cowbells clank
14. Ole Miss fans are thinking right now, “If I blur my eyes, Michigan’s ‘M’ looks a little bit like our ‘M’.”
15. Teacher says every time you hear a cowbell ring, a State fan watches the Gator Bowl and eats chicken wings. Or something like that.
16. Census Report was just rereleased. Miss. will lose a Congressman because 1/4 of its population is Jacksonville for Gator Bowl #State
17. Didn’t State just score more points today than the whole time Sylvester Croom was coach?