Fifteen recent Tweets

A regular series of regurgitation from my Twitter account:

1. There is no truth to the rumor that Cam Newton asked People Magazine how much it would pay him to be “Sexiest Man Alive.”
2. Ryan Reynolds ” sexiest man alive”as voted by the female TSA agent who checked him out.
3. Didn’t make Sexiest Man Alive again this year. Apparently you have to have a chin to qualify.
4. Dancing with the Stars outrage: Hotty Toddy and Rebel Black Bear voted ahead of Brandi.
5. I’m convinced Cam Newton conspiracy is somehow tied to Bristol Palin still being on Dancing With the Stars. #DWS #CamNewton
6. TSA’s plan’s brilliant. Bin Laden will sneak through scanner. TSA will discover he’s packing tiny junk. World will find out. We win.
7. I thought the TSA agents’ jobs sucked before. First they work in a cloud of foot odor. Now they have to grope sweaty private parts.
8. I’d vote for Bristol for Dancing w/the Stars before I’d vote for her mom for President.
9. Out in the field planting seeds today. Am excited to see what comes up and bears fruit.
10. Sign things are looking up: No cavities.
11. If Apple and The Beatles can make peace, what’s stopping the Israelis and Palestinians?
12. Opryland hotel is reopening after Nashville flood. Another reason to admire the grit and determination of the people of #Nashville
13. If I ever do anything worthwhile, I want Billy Watkins to write about it. There is no finer storyteller in Mississippi.
14. My dog just reacted to Vick’s performance. Now I have to clean up pee off the TV stand.
15. My son will discover that some people in this world will say they care for him but won’t. But he’ll always know I have his back.