Where to find Chainsaws & Casseroles

Bookstores who are selling Chainsaws & Casserole:

1. Lemuria Books, Jackson 12359914_10156345577075721_4721863027075612851_n
2. Barnes & Noble, Ridgeland
3. Square Books, Oxford
4. Reed’s Gum Tree Bookstore, Tupelo
5. Turnrow Books, Greenwood
6. Lorelei Books, Vicksburg
7. Main Street Books, Hattiesburg
8. Cotton Row Books, Cleveland
9. Book Mart & Cafe, Starkville

Stores:12359914_10156345577075721_4721863027075612851_n1. Kademi, Philadelphia
2. Briar Patch, Carthage
3. Southern Heritage Air Foundation Gift Shop, Vicksburg

I may have forgotten someone, but that’s a good start. Lemuriabooks.com is a good place to order a signed (and personalized book) if you wish.

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A Ghost of a Chance

OK.. I’m at the part where Scrooge peers into the grave, has the epiphany and goes and buys the big honking goose. Christmas bells ring, everyone lives happily every after. Merry Christmas to us all, Mr. Scrooge!

I wish life was that simple sometimes. But it’s not.

We don’t get Christmas ghosts. But we do get really bad, nasty events in our lives. And I can tell you, it can give Jacob Marley and his pals a run for their money in the wake-up call department.

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Tough times challenge you. They can break you. You feel like your spirit is like a crumbling seawall,getting hit by wave after wave. Who you are is never challenged during the good times. It’s when the crap comes raining down is when our character is revealed.

1219_120214490720_6525_nGetting beat over the head by life is as close to a Christmas ghost as we’ll get. The trick is, will we change when we face our challenge? Change is hard.Most people would flip the third ghost off and get pushed into the grave. Scrooge’s transformation is rare to say the least.

A very wise friend of mine is going through tough times. I got a bit of advice today from her that put everything in perspective: You have to change1219_120214490720_6525_n. As hard as it is, you have to make the effort to change the future by not repeating the past.

No, we don’t get three ghosts. But we get challenges ad good people who help us see our mistakes and provide ways to solve them.

That’s a Christmas miracle in its own right. And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!1219_120214490720_6525_n

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The sweet thought

10430419_795856270467601_6992685405915131928_n So a man walks past my book table and looks at the title of my book. He asks me about it and I describe it. He then says condescendingly, “Your best moments come from your worst? What a sweet thought.”

He obviously did not buy a book.

But let me tell you this, I do believe it in my soul. And no, I’m not saying your worst moments don’t suck. They do and yes, I realize how much pain they can cause. Being told, “You have cancer,” was horrifying. Still is on some days. Being fired from my radio job at SuperTalk wasn’t a bucket of chuckles. Nor was graduating from college and cleaning toilets. And being made part-time didn’t make me (or my wife) happy. They were moments of fear, terror and pain. But they all made me change. They were moments that pushed me out of my comfort zone. And I honestly believe the most dangerous place you can be is in a comfort zone.

Your worst moments push you into action. They make you get creative. They force you to get to work.

But what I think matters the most is that it gives you a moment to pause and force self-reflection. Your ego is stripped aside. You find out who your true friends are and who really believes in you.

All those “worst moments” have led to better moments. Being a janitor led to me meeting Amy and me having three of the best boys I could dream of having. Having cancer made me appreciate life more and allowed me opportunities to pay my blessing of survival forward. Being fired from SuperTalk led to a job at MPB where they appreciate my ability and talents. I’m also doing TV now, too. My relationship with the Clarion-Ledger is good and I enjoy everyone I work with there. That was a pivotal moment that was an answer to my prayers — prayers where I worried about what I would do if cartooning went away.

Now I know.

Right now, my folks are struggling and that is very sad and painful to my family. I’m working hard to process it all, too. But what it has done, is make me love my wife and boys that much more. I see the future and I know what I need to do to make it good for all of us.

The worst moments do lead to your best. But you have to look for the opportunities during the storm. You can’t succumb to fear. You can’t wallow in pity (even if it is deserved). I know. I’ve learned it the hard way. It’s not what happens to you — it’s how you respond to it.

Come to think of it, that guy was right. “The best moments come from the worst” is a sweet thought — because success after failure always is sweet.

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Their faces told stories

CV90x2fUYAESopTMy work was done and I sat down.

I had just delivered a brief commencement address (no one was in that room to hear me speak so I kept it fairly short). The plastic bottle touched my lips and water quenched my thirst.

And then I began to watch.

One by one, the Mississippi University for Women graduates crossed the stage in front of me. Black, white, tall, thin, short, every shape, size and color. Male and female — they all had one thing in common: They gripped their diplomas tightly. Cameras went off and parents and loved ones burst with joy.

I watched closely.

Their faces told stories. Some had big smiles on their faces. Others looked nervous — like their futures were in question. Twenty five years ago, mine was. I felt their angst.

There was pride on some of the faces. Some had come back to get degrees. They had the look of accomplishment that is hard to explain unless you’ve been there. This was a second chance. Or even a third. But all carried a dream in their hearts. A slight smile on the passing faces gave it away.

Within the distance of a small stage, the marchers’ lives changed. By the time they sat down again, they were college graduates.

I watched as they passed me.

I saw their pride. I felt it, too.

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The Commencement Speech

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I’m sitting here penning a few thoughts for the commencement speech I’m giving at the W on Friday. They had hoped to see an early copy of the speech, but since I really don’t write speeches, I don’t have anything to give them. The last time I wrote a speech was in college. When you write a speech, it sounds like you are reading a speech. And no one wants to hear THAT.

I know what I’m going to say, though. Nearly a quarter of a century has passed since I was sitting in the audience listening to my graduation’s commencement speaker. It was then-U.S. Senator Jim Sasser. You want to know something? I don’t remember a moment of it. Not a single word. I’m sure his wisdom would have saved me from myself and the mistakes I was about to start making (mistakes I had to make, but I’m getting ahead of myself). When I graduated, it was almost like a death. I was in shock and didn’t know what do next.

That’s when I face-planted.

I couldn’t find a job in newspapers. No one wanted an editorial cartoonist. (Come to think of it, that really hasn’t changed). I fell back on what I had done as a part-time job in high school. I went to work as a janitor at Pope High School in Marietta, Georgia. It was the most important year in defining who I am today.

I’m not going to tell you that story again, because I have several times. But looking back on my life, I see a pattern. My bad moments were what propelled me toward my best ones.

Why? Part of it is this: When times are good, you’re not motivated to change. Pain and discomfort is a powerful motivator. After I had melanoma, I began to crave security — it’s only natural. (When your own skin tries to kill you, you want to make the anxiety stop). I fell into a very comfortable comfort zone. Unfortunately, my industry — newspapers — was about to get tossed into a huge storm of change. I was caught flatfooted when I was made part-time. The pain of seeing my wife scared motivated me. It still motivates me to this day.

Right now, I’m losing my dad to dementia and am watching my mom struggle with her own illnesses. Living away, I feel guilty not being able to be there as often as I would like. But it has caused a time of self reflection. The pain is pushing me to make changes in my own life and family.

The one thing I’ve learned from the dementia is that not only is the future not guaranteed, neither are your memories of the past. All we have is this very moment we are living in.

I know, I know — that borders on fortune cookie territory. But it’s getting hammered into my skull pretty hard right now. I regret taking so much of my life for granted. I won’t make the same mistakes twice.

I’ve struggled with fear for a long time and loathe it. I see it being peddled by demigods and shoved down our throats by people who seek power. I reject that fear. Not because there isn’t anything to be afraid of — we don’t don’t get out of this life alive. But if all I have is this moment, I choose to live bravely and not as a slave to my fears. I chose to seek peace and to lift up those around me. I hope I can make them laugh. I hope I can make them think. Heck, if I make people mad, that’s fine, too. I saw one person commenting on one my cartoons by saying I’m a crossdresser. Trust me, I’d make an ugly woman.

So Friday, I’ll stand up in front of a talented bunch of graduates. I’ll tell them to live in the moment, chase their dreams, reject fear and look for the good in the bad. I might even give them some tips on how to be a good custodian. Because you never know where a job like that could lead you.

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Special Projects final exam study guide

Tomorrow’s final (Monday) is at 1 p.m. It will be 25 questions and multiple choice and true/false.

DO NOT BE LATE. DO NOT MISS CLASS. We’ll gave a brief discussion and then you’ll hit the test. The test will be a mix of the previous three tests you’ve taken. So review these three study guides (pages of notes from the earlier exams) and your earlier exams. I’m grading Exam 3 right now and will return it Monday. 10924727_799878773398684_2051183510091765694_n

See you tomorrow. And thank you for being a great class. I know you’ve got bright futures ahead of you.

Test one study page link.

Test two study page link.

Test three study page link.

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Chainsaws & Casseroles

01ChainSaws copyHail pelted the armored SUV nicknamed “The TANK.”  The driver nervously steered into the teeth of the storm while the navigator quietly examined the radar on his laptop. In front of them, a giant mile-wide wedge tornado thrashed across the Mississippi countryside.

“It’s a MONSTER!” the driver yelled over the roar of the hail. “Look at that wedge! Check the map, Dr. Z. Are we headed the right way?!?”

The Dr. Z, the navigator, looked over his reading glasses and calmly said, “Yes Mike. But I don’t need a map. The tornado is headed toward Desoto Flats. It’s my hometown.”

Dr. Z, or Jimmy Zacharias, was the grandson of Greek immigrant Apostle Zacharias. Apostle had moved to Desoto Flats, Mississippi, after World War II and opened a hardware store.  His son, James, inherited Zacharias Hardware when Apostle died of a massive heart attack.  James’ son, James Jr. was to take over for him.  At least that was how it was supposed to be; however, James Jr., or Jimmy as everyone called him, loved the weather.  He was fascinated by an old Indian legend that said the love and sacrifice of an Indian squaw for a European explorer protected Desoto Flats from tornadoes.  Jimmy studied weather from the time he was a young child.  A scholarship offer from the University of Oklahoma was to be his big break in to the weather business.

Except that his father would have nothing to do with it.

“Who will take over the business?!?  I need you! I forbid you to go,” his father screamed on that fateful August night.

“And you can’t stop me,” Jimmy yelled as he slammed the door in his father’s face.

Those were the last words he had said to his father in over 25 years.

Jimmy excelled at meteorology. He graduated with a 4.0, earned his masters and then his doctorate. He specialized in tornado formation and spent many hours chasing massive storms on the Great Plains. His big break came when Hollywood producers approached him about a new reality cable TV show called “Tornado Hunters.”  An acting coach helped him lose his southern accent, a network executive suggested he change his name to Dr. Z and Hollywood created a cable TV legend.

Dr. Z was a star. And, like a star, he was lightyears away from Desoto Flats.

The Weather Network, a cable network based out of New York, hired Dr. Z to be its lead forecaster/storm reporter.  Dr. Z’s fame quickly rose even higher. If Dr. Z showed up in your neighborhood, you knew doom was not far behind.  Dr. Z used his charm, scientific knowledge and rugged good looks to woo America and chase tornadoes.

Now he could do nothing as he chased one right into his old hometown.

“OMIGOD.” he mumbled.  His heart sank.

The TANK navigated through the downed trees, debris and fallen power poles. Dr. Z looked for familiar landmarks.  None were to be found. The Pemberton Elementary school was gone. The Courthouse, built after Sherman had burned the old one, was leveled. Zacharias Hardware was gone. People walked in shock around the town square.  It looked like a scene from “Walking Dead.”

Mike pulled the TANK over and he, Dr. Z and the cameraman got out to render aid.  People first, tornadoes second was their motto.  Dr. Z watched as the tornado roared over the horizon. Judging by the apocalyptic damage, it had to be an EF-4 or 5.

Dr. Z pulled out his cell phone. No bars. He threw it down and then dug through the TANK for his satellite phone. He called his assistant in New York. “Jan, this is Z. We’re in the middle of Mississippi. Tell the boss we need some aid send down here.  Tell him to pull some strings. Call the damned President. And tell the boss I’m also taking some time off.  I have some work to do.”

Jimmy looked around at what was left of Desoto Flats. God’s finger, as he called tornadoes, had destroyed over 100 years of history in seconds.

Mike put a compress on an older lady’s head. Dr. Z recognized her as Anne Smith, his old Sunday school teacher.

“Mrs. Smith,” Dr. Z called out.

Mrs. Smith weakly muttered, “Jimmy?”

“Where are my parents?”

Mrs. Smith shrugged. “You seen my kitty, Jimmy?”

She was in shock.

Dr. Z ran toward his parents’ house.  The Victorian home had been built strong and had a storm cellar. He knew there was a chance his parents had survived.  Bodies littered the streets.  He pulled out the satellite phone again: “Jan, tell them there are mass casualties, too. WE NEED HELP!”

Dr. Z had lost his calm, cool demeanor. Even his southern accent started coming back.

He ran to the corner of Main and Stonewall Street looking for his parents house.

“MOM!  DAD!  MOM! DAD!”

He was silent for a second to hear any reply. The town was eerily quiet.  The smell of pine burned his nose.

“MOM! DAD!  MOM! DAD!”

He heard scratching coming from the storm cellar. It was covered with six-feet of debris.

Dr. Z started throwing boards out of the way.  He then stepped on a nail which went through his foot, but the pain didn’t stop him.

“MOM! DAD!”

Fifteen minutes later, he pulled open the steel door. There, in the darkness of the cellar, were his parents. All three broke down in tears. The Prodigal Son had come home.

As they walked back to the TANK, Dr. Z called out to his crew: “Hey! I want you to meet my folks!”

“You have parents?” Mike asked with honest shock. “You were actually born and raised somewhere? ” Dr. Z had kept his past very private.

Now, though, he hugged the two people he had missed so much. “I’m sorry. So sorry.”

Then a miracle happened. As the town crawled out of the rubble, church vans full of people with chainsaws and casseroles arrived to help Desoto Flats, Mississippi. Nature had done its best to knock the town down. But it was lifted back up by the compassion of strangers. Dr. Z smiled. Why had he run from this? Why had been gone so long?

Dr. Z held his parents and smiled. The storms he had chased for years finally led Jimmy Zacharias back home.

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CLASS NOTES: Special Projects Test tomorrow

Thursday’s test will come from this material, which I went over in class:

From Jab, Jab, Jab, Right Hook: How to Tell Your Story in a Noisy Social World Hardcover – November 26, 2013. … By Gary Vaynerchuk

UnknownPinterest was launched in March, 2010.  In 2013, it had 48.7 million users and grew 379,599%. 68% of it’s users are women and half of them are mothers.

The most repined pin is a recipe for garlic cheese bread.

Pinterest was created to help people create online collections of things they love and things that inspire them.

Took off as a fantasyland for food porn addicts, fashion lovers and people seeking home renovation and decor ideas.

16 % of the U.S. Internet users. Only 1 percent fewer in Twitter (that started in 2006!)

Companies were initially worried about using Pinterest because of copyright infringement; however, no one has been sued.

Pinterest Psychology 101 — pinning makes it easy for users to collect online research and ideas in one place on virtual bulletin boards — places where they can pin internet treasures they fall in love with.

Provides visual reminders of who we are. We love displays and symbols and stuff that tells that story.  And it also says who we want to be.

The two most powerful human drivers that lead people to buy stuff are aspiration and acquisition.  Pinterest does both.

Survey by Steelhouse shows Pinterest users are 79 more likely to purchase something they spot on Pinterest than Facebook. And Pinterest produces four times the revenue per click than Twitter.

The Art of the Pin

Pinterest is eye candy — so every pin must be visually compelling. You content must be a collectors item. It must be special.

You organize your internet finds into categories or boards. Boards can be treated by businesses like virtual store fronts.

Create context with the pin’s caption. Make it more engaging and fun. For example, don’t just say, “Green tea.” Say, “Dumped by your girlfriend? Drink this tea.”  When you share other people’s pins (or content) you can add context with your captions. Say you have a tea company and you pin another company’s tea pot. You can write, “pouring tea may result in scalding yourself with hot water.”

Questions to ask about your Pinterest Content:

  1. Does my picture feed the consumer dream?
  2. Did I give my boards clever, creative titles?
  3. Have I included a price when appropriate?
  4. Does every photo include a hyperlink?
  5. Could this pin double as an ad or act as an accompanying photo for an article featured in a top-flight magazine?
  6. Is this image easily categorized so people don’t have to think too hard about where to re-pin it on their boards.

If you want to reach a female audience, Pinterest is your platform of choice! It is highly effective to move customers to take action.

Instagram

Instagram was founded in October 2010.  Was originally a geolocation app called Burbn

In two years, it boasted 130 million monthly active users! Forty million photos are uploaded every day. And there is a new Instagram user signing on every second.  It took Flicker two years to get to 100 million. Instagram did it in eight months. Facebook bought it for one billion dollars. Instagram photos generate 1,000 comments per second. In 2013, Instagram started allowing 15-second videos to compete with Vine.

Tips for creating successful Instagram content:

  1. Use your content to express yourself authentically, not commercially.
  2. Reach the Instagram generation.
  3. Go crazy with hashtags. The more the merrier.
  4. Become explore-worthy.  Explore is where Instagram highlights content it deems to be excellent.

Right hooks are harder to land on Instagram, because unlike Pinterest, you can’t link out. (But you can in the caption.)

 

  1. Is my image artsy and indie enough for the “Instagram” crowd?
  2. Have I included enough descriptive hashtags?
  3. Are my stories appealing to the younger generation (In your case — YOU!)

Linkedin

200 million members. Let me repeat that. 200 million members. Get two new members per seconds. 2.8 million companies have a Linkedin company page.  Executives from all 2012 fortune 500 companies are members.

Great analogy from Gary V: If Facebook is the dining room for entertaining, Linkedin is the library  where deals are done. People are hungry for professional info.

Vine — six second videos. Founded January 2013 and had 13 million users.

Snapchat. Founded in September 2011. Quickly had 60 million snaps per day.

90-9-1 rule (90% consume media, 9% edit and 1% create) has been changed to 75-20-5 thanks to Snapchat.

 

Tribes:

Seth Godin argues that now, for the first time, everyone has an opportunity to start a movement – to bring together a tribe of like-minded people and do amazing things. There are tribes everywhere, all of them hungry for connection, meaning and change. And yet, too many people ignore the opportunity to lead, because they are “sheepwalking” their way through their lives and work, too afraid to question whether their compliance is doing them (or their company) any good. If you have a passion for what you want to do and the drive to make it happen, there is a tribe of fellow employees, or customers, or investors, or readers, just waiting for you to connect them with each other and lead them where they want to go.

In review: 

If Content is King, Context is God.

The great equalizer is effort. It doesn’t matter if your competitor is three times bigger than you and built like a truck or if it has a massive marketing budget, what matters is the effort you put into your work.

Social media gives you access to your market. You can start the conversation.

You are a media company.

 

 

 

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Review of Chainsaws & Casseroles! “He hits it out of the park”

CU_VKJKUwAIY96m.jpg-largeBy Jim Ewing, Special to The Clarion-Ledger

Mississippians are well acquainted with The Clarion-Ledger editorial cartoonist Marshall Ramsey’s sometimes hilarious, other times insightful and hard-hitting cartoons, but with his second book of essays and cartoons, he hits it out of the ballpark.

His published books of cartoons over the years have amply showcased why he is a two-time Pulitzer Prize finalist, and his previous short story book “Fried Chicken & Wine” (2012) showed mastery in the art of story telling.

His new book, “Chainsaws and Casseroles,” (Tiny Wheels), however, demonstrates that Ramsey has hit his stride not only as a cartoonist but also in translating his humor and commentary on matters large and small in the written form.

To read the rest, click here:

http://www.clarionledger.com/story/life/books/2015/11/28/review-marshall-ramseys-chainsaws-casseroles/76232856/

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