City Hall on the First Day of Fall

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Friday Free-For-All

Good morning! Big day here…

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The list

In the dimly lit bar were dozens of people trying to numb their lives one drink at a time.  In the corner sat a pale man with a yellowed list.  He wasn’t drinking. He was watching.  The man sat in the same spot every Saturday night.

He looked around the dark room.

There was Heather Bumfry.  He flipped through the list. Ah, there she was. Heather was full of self-doubt since her boyfriend had dumped her.  That doubt was like an anchor on her life that kept her from trying new things.  He put a check by her name.

Then there was the ever-handsome Fred Collins.  Fred had been an up-and-coming star in the business world. His company’s C.E.O. had randomly cut his salary, leaving Fred bitter and resentful. A star had burned up as it re-entered the atmosphere.  Another name. Another check.

Over by the big-screen TV was a hulking man named Jim Hall. Jim was 45-year-old and at the end of this rope.  His job was being threatened by layoffs and Jim was having to work a second job to pay for his wife’s hospital stay.  Jim was completely consumed by fear.  “Here’s a check for you, Jim.” the man smiled.

Up next was the beautiful young Ginny Smith.  Ginny had just been diagnosed with terminal cancer.  As she drank, she felt the hope drain out of her soul.  Check.

In the booth by the kitchen were Candy and Gus Hornbeck.  They had lost their child in a freak traffic accident.  Their once-strong marriage was crumbling around their despair.  The man flipped through his notebook and found their names. Check.

Seeing his work was done for the night, the pale man placed a couple of bucks on the table.  He looked around one more time at the people in the room. He had feasted on their fear and gotten drunk on their hopelessness.  The pale man was full.

He was the Devil. And he’d back again next Saturday night.

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Ryan Estep

Feeling sorry for yourself?  Meet Ryan Estep.  He has turned a massive lemon into sweet lemonade.  And he’s so inspirational that he doesn’t even consider his lemon a lemon. “It changed how I treated people,” he said.  “I’m a better person for it.”

Paralyzed in a single-car accident right before his senior football season, the former Florence football star is now a champion (complete with gold medal.) He is currently ranked 10th in the World in fencing and is headed to the 2012 Paralympics. Now 24, he is a seasoned world traveler. He has completed in Italy, Spain, Hungry, Canada and Paraguay.  The “worst” moment in his life has produced several of his best.

I had the honor of meeting and interviewing Ryan on my radio show yesterday.  As he left the studio (his chair doesn’t have handles because he is determined to be self sufficient), I couldn’t help but be inspired.  As he rolled down the hall, I realized that all my troubles seemed like opportunities.  I was inspired.

You can read Billy Watkins’ story about Ryan here. And I bet that you’ll be inspired, too.

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CARTOON: Nutt

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Parts are parts

It was early Wednesday morning and a husband and wife were getting ready for work. Both stood in their master bathroom, sleepy from far to few hours of sleep.  The wife wearing a towel, looked in her vanity mirror and began to speak.

“I have a scar here.  And a bruise here.”

The husband looked at his wife as she pointed out her “flaws.”

“And I have this scar here. And this.”  She patted her stomach.

The husband just stood there silent.  Then he said the only thing he could say (without getting killed):  “I don’t see the scar or the bruise or what you call a belly. I love the whole you.  I love you for this.”

He then pointed to her heart.

He knew love is more than a sum of body parts.  It’s something much greater.  He smiled at her and then went to go finish getting ready for the long day ahead.

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning. What’s up?

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The Lady

The Riley Center is the jewel of the Meridian, but honestly, it could fit in a much bigger crown. Built in 1890 by Israel Marks and Levi Rothenberg as The Grand Opera House, it died an early and unfortunate death in 1927. Moving pictures, poor management and a lawsuit drove it from the town’s memory.  The Riley Foundation, Mississippi State and the good people of Meridian breathed life back into the Grand Opera House over 100 years past its birthdate.  After $25 million in restoration, it was reborn in 2006.  It was Lazurus’ sister in spirit. “The Lady” was reborn.

The nickname of “The Lady” came from the beautiful portrait of the mysterious woman on the  proscenium over the stage.  There is great debate about who “The Lady” actually is.  Only one person really knows for sure. And you can ask her if you catch her at the right time: She appears at The Riley Center nightly, when the doors are locked and the lights are dim.  Here’s her story.

She was a Mississippi girl, growing up on a small farm outside of the big city of Meridian, (the largest city in the whole state.)  While her brothers and sisters did chores on the farm, she dreamed of being a singer.  She sang to the cows. She sang to the chickens. She sang to pigs.  Even the birds had to agree, there was no finer voice in the land.  And one day, she knew, she was going to sing in The Grand Opera House.

The little girl grew up to be a feisty teenager. She was seventeen and as rebellious as any solider who had fought Sherman at the Battle of Meridian.  Her mother sighed, knowing that her efforts to train her daughter to be a proper lady had failed.  It was 1893 and who had every heard of an ambitious woman?  The rebellious young lady saved every penny she could until one day the day came.  She bought a train ticket for New York and was gone the next day.

The farm girl prospered in New York.  Promoters were charmed by her Southern accent, wowed by her looks and blown-away by her angelic voice.  She started in small theaters and soon moved up to the biggest on Broadway.  Her changed-name splashed across marques and all the newspapers. A star rose out of the Southern sky.  The papers called her “The Lady.”

One day she got a telegram from her agent. The Grand Opera House in Meridian, Mississippi wanted her to come sing.  She sat, looking at the piece of paper and openly wept. She missed her family — This was her dream come true. She could perform in the very place she had passed as a child on the way to the department store.  Her suitcase was packed before sunset.  The Lady was coming to Meridian.

Her parents received tickets on a Monday.  Her mom had no idea what to wear. Her father grumbled about having to go to see a fancy show.  Her sisters hoped to see handsome, single Meridian gentlemen at the show.  Her brothers agreed with their father.  Who was this singer anyway? And why did they need to go hear her?

She looked out the train’s window as it pulled in the station.  As the steam cleared, she looked for familiar faces.  While their faces looked the same, her’s had changed. The young girl that left Meridian for New York had become a full-grown woman.  Her beauty radiated as she stepped out onto the platform.  Her accent showed her sophistication. The local press was there to cover her arrival. Young girls wanted to be her. Young men wanted to ask for her hand in marriage.  A star had come down from the heavens by train.

That night the town was abuzz.  Every seat in the Grand Opera House was sold (for $1.50 a ticket.)  Meridian wanted to hear an angel sing.  She busily got ready for the evening in the opulent dressing room.  She sighed. There was no finer theater in New York than the Grand Opera House. After she dressed, she walked out on the stage and allowed the power of the room to overwhelm her.  The sheer beauty that surrounded her made her change the song list she had prepared. This room deserved her very best.  “This had to be what Heaven looked like,” she thought.

She walked out into the lobby and met some of the VIP guests. The Mayor of Meridian kissed her hand. The President of the local bank flirted with her.  Israel Marks and Levi Rothenberg themselves posed for pictures with her.  She was royalty 1,000 miles away from the farm girl who sang to the pigs.

She looked out the window and saw familiar faces gathering across the street.  Her face lit up like the gas lamps inside. She ran downstairs as fast as her dress would allow.  She threw open the door, rushed outside and screamed to the top of her beautiful voice, “Mother and Father!!!!”  The whole crowd looked at her as she ran across the street.

She never saw the horse and buggy.  The horse and buggy saw her too late.

Her funeral was the largest Meridian had ever seen.  The world came to mourn the loss of her talent. An angelic voice had been silenced. It rained hard for a week in Mississippi after her death as tears fell from heaven itself.   Angels mourned the loss of one of their own.

It can be said that The Lady never got a chance to sing at The Grand Opera House. But if you sneak in late at night you can hear her beautiful voice.  And if you wonder what she looked like, the portrait of the The Lady on the proscenium changes to her beautiful face as she sings.

The Lady will be singing in The Grand Opera House for eternity. Her beautiful dream had come true.

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Soggy trip home from Meridian, but the Riley Center (and particularly the Grand Opera House) was amazing.

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CARTOON: Post Office

I really feel for the Postal Workers.

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