25 Days of Banjo: Day 4

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25 Days of Banjo: Day 3

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CARTOON:

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The Angels of 49

49I had painted myself into a corner before I even turned on the car.  I was supposed to be in Hattiesburg by 4 p.m. and it was 2:15.  The only way I’d make Main Street Books  in time for my book signing was for me to catch every traffic light on green.  If you know Highway 49, you know that wasn’t going to happen.

I headed south. Quickly.

Around Richland, I noticed the range gauge on my dashboard. It tells you how many miles the car has left before it runs out of gas. It read only 90 miles.  Not good. I’d have to stop. But I didn’t have time to stop.  So I kept driving.

Surprisingly, I did hit more green lights than red lights.  I made it to Magee (halfway) in great time.  The car was getting nearly 30 mpg. I might just make it!

A loud pop under my car woke me from my delusion.  “Great,” I thought. I had just gotten the car out of the shop (new radiator). Now something else was broken. Nothing seemed amiss, though, so I kept driving.  Then I noticed my traction-control light was on.  You have to understand, I am a bit skittish about dashboard lights. When my car was shot, the dash lit up like a Christmas Tree. Call it PTSD or whatever, my stomach sank and I panicked. I called the service department and asked them what it might be.  Then I noticed, I was running low on gas. I was in the town of Seminary and stuck in traffic. (They’re paving 49 through there).

The service technician said it might have been a rock or stick from the road cutting the ABS cable for the anti-lock brakes.  WHAT? That’s nuts. They then said I’d have brakes but no ABS. They had never heard that happening on my kind of car.  YIKES.  My head spun.  Between a spinning head and road construction, I drove on past the gas station.

It’s longer to Hattiesburg from Seminary than I thought. My range rapidly counted down like some kind of twisted James Bond movie.  7…6….4…..3….2…..1…..  By the sod farm on 49, it hit 0. No gas stations in sight.  I was technically out of gas.  But the car kept going. I cut the A/C and radio off. Anything to make it more miserly.  Those were some of the loneliest moments of my life. I only had my own stupidity to keep me company.

I know from experience there is about a half of a gallon of gas in the tank when the range hits 0.  That would be good for about 15 miles if the wind was blowing right.  And 11 miles down the road, like an oasis in a desert, was a Shell station.  I stopped, filled up and worried about my brakes.

I was already late to my book signing. Now I was worried about paying for a potentially expensive car repair.

When I started up the car, the light wasn’t on. I called the service department back.  Maybe the rock had just hit the sensor, jarred it and it had reset when I started the car.  Who knows. But even this morning it’s still not on.  I pray it is the $1,000 miracle.

Distracted would be a good word for the book signing. I was worn out and my mind was all over the place, but I enjoyed everyone who bought a book and all the other authors who were there. (It was the 10th annual Author Extravaganza at Main Street Books.)  Banjo had another good night and I called it an evening.  Robert St. John invited me to eat with him and Wyatt, but I was exhausted and stressed so I decided to head back home.

By the time I got to downtown Jackson, my radio started skipping. The music would suddenly jump ahead like there were 30-second gaps in time.  With horror, I figured out what was happening… I was falling asleep!  It wasn’t like when you are sitting there and your head starts nodding.  No, sleep was a silent thief, stealing my consciousness and pushing me toward death.  I panicked but thankfully had managed to keep the car in the lane. Seeing a Ridgeland Cop running radar woke me up enough to get me home.

I was shaking by the time I pulled in the garage. I fell to my knees, knowing how damn lucky I had been.

The angels of 49 guided me last night and protected me.  I am not sure why my car suddenly fixed itself. I’m not quite sure why there was a loaves and fishes and moment with my gas tank. And I know a guiding hand kept me alive when I fell asleep.

I took too many stupid risks last night. Stupid risks.  I could have cost my family dearly. Please, the next time you take a trip, plan ahead. Give yourself plenty of time. And if you are tired, pull over.  Because the angels of 49 can’t always work their miracles.

I’m just thankful they did last night.

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INKSPOTS BLOG: Creating an Opportunity List

I hate “To-do lists.”

Don’t ask me why, I just do. I mean I just loathe them. They are stinky, annoying and are like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.  Maybe I just find them “confining.” Maybe they stress me out a little. Yes, I know — I am one of those freaky people who gets uptight when I think about all I have to do.

Of course, not having a plan is WAAAY more stressful than having one. But I’m right brained. Something inside of my mind resists being organized.  It was OK back in the old days when I just had to worry about being the best darn editorial cartoonist possible.  My daily deadline provided my structure. Today, though, I wear many, many hats. I NEED a “to-do list” to act as an air traffic controller in my life.

I had a flash of inspiration this morning (yes, it happens occasionally and I don’t think it is gas). I’m turning my “to-do list” into an “Opportunity List.”  Sure, it’s semantics. But it’s an important change of how I look at the things I do everyday.

I no longer have things to do. I have opportunities.

So starting today, I’m creating an opportunity list. And here’s what it will look like:

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First, I list what the opportunity is. Say it is “Drawing a cartoon for Brad.”  Then I list when it is due. I’ve heard that a goal without a deadline is just a dream. So I set a time due. Then I jot down a few words why it is important.  The cartoon for Brad may pay money. It may get me exposure.  Even if it is something as simple as “Cleaning the bathroom,” I can jot down, “Will make Amy happy and make house nicer.”  This is the most important part — this is the “why.” This changes my mindset from “I have to work” to “I’m doing something to get ahead.”

Creating an “Opportunity List” also helps me filter out some of the stuff I am doing that doesn’t help me move forward. That’s an opportunity in itself.

This is a small trick to help get me organized. But it is a trick that will help me considerably. And I just thought I’d share it with you.

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MRBA Free-For-All

December is upon us!  Christmas will be past before we know it. Let’s grab onto the Season and enjoy every moment of it.  I’m thankful for you and our friendship.

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25 Days of Banjo: Day 2

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25 Days of Banjo: Day 1

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SHORT STORY: The Gatekeeper

Alcazar_de_SegoviaI tucked my son into bed and he asked for a story. Tired, I stumbled around to find a book.  I read him “Banjo’s Dream,” but being a kid and not wanted to go to sleep, he asked for another story.  Here’s the tale I made up for him. 

“Once upon a time in a magical land called the Father of the Waters, lived a knight. For 17 years, the knight and his little brown dog had traveled across the beautiful land. The two of them were on a journey –a journey to cross the Father of the Waters.  They had a map that led them to a giant castle that protected the land of dreams.  While on their journey, the  knight and the little brown dog had fought monsters all along the way. But through faith and ambition, they had  finally made it.

A giant castle on a bluff loomed in the distance.  Next to it was a huge wall that prevented the knight from crossing into the land of dreams.

One morning, as the knight camped near the castle’s moat, he heard the drawbridge come down. The knight squinted and watched an old man on a cart roll out.  The knight walked up to the cart and asked the man, “how do I get past the castle walls? Do I swim the moat? Do I scale the walls? Do I shoot flaming arrows over the wall? ”

The old man, who looked familiar to the knight, said, “Beyond those walls is everything you ever want in life. But you can’t take the castle by force. You have to face and conquer the gatekeeper.”  The old man, knowing he had confused the knight, tipped his hat and rode off into the woods. The knight thought the old man was a fool for riding with gold without protection. But the gold didn’t seem to matter that much to the old man. He gained his strength and peace from somewhere else.

The dog looked at the knight with a puzzled look. “I don’t know either.  I have no idea what the old fool meant.”

So the knight tried to swim the moat. Alligators chased him out.

Then he tried to climb the wall. But he fell before he could climb very high.

The knight struggled to tear the wall down. But he couldn’t make the dent.  He sat in the shade of a giant Magnolia tree and heard the voice of the old man in his head.  “You have to face and conquer the gatekeeper.”

The gatekeeper. Who was the gatekeeper?

So the knight walked up to the giant wooden door and knocked on it.

Nothing.

The knight, who was at best stubborn, stood there and continued to knock.

Still nothing.

He looked around and saw boiling oil above him, arrows pointing at him from the walls and skeletons littered around the wall.

Knock, knock.  “I know you are in there. Open the door. Now.”

And once again there was nothing.

The knight decided to change his strategy.

“Hello? I’m sorry to bother you. But I humbly request a meeting with you.”

The door began to creak and open slightly. A man in a black robe with a shrouded face walked out onto the bridge.  The little dog gr0wled.

The knight lifted his visor and looked at the figure in front of him.

It was the gatekeeper.

“Why do you wish to pass?”

The knight shivered at the coldness of his voice.

“Um, um — I am seeking the paradise that lies beyond your walls.”

“I am the protector. I am here to prevent you from taking risks. I am here to keep you from reaching your destination.”

The knight was really puzzled. He expected the gatekeeper to be a monster.

“You and what army?” the knight sarcastically said.

The gatekeeper waved his arms. The knight looked around and saw something that shocked him. There were all his fears. His fear of failure. His fear of success.  His lack of organization. His lack of work ethic.

He snatched his sword and thrust it up, knocking the gatekeeper’s hood back.

There standing in front of the knight was himself.

He was what was keeping himself out.  He was his own worst enemy.

The knight humbly said, “Thank you for protecting me in the past. But I no longer need you. I am able to handle entering the land of dreams.”

The gatekeeper stood smiling and began to fade.  Along with him, the walls of the castle faded and the army disappeared.

The knight looked around. It was just him and his little brown dog.  The knight reached down and petted his friend. “C’mon boy.” And  after 17 years, they headed home.”

 

 

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Inkspots Blog: Using Our Talent

1383751_10153341599530721_1234108193_nImagine you own the richest land in around. You stand on the bluff and see thousands of acres of deep, dark soil that will grow just about any crop imaginable. But you just allow it to lay fallow. Weeds and briars soon take it over.  Land that could help so many others just sits there.

You’d think that was a huge waste, wouldn’t you?

Now, imagine that land is your talent. Say you can sing beautifully. Or are gifted at organization.  What if you are an amazing artist but choose not to use your abilities.   I run into so many people who say, “My brother can draw but doesn’t.”  It may because of fear. It may because of lack of belief.  But like the land,  so many choose not to use what they’ve been given.

That’s a waste, too, wouldn’t you say?

It is. And I know first hand. Because I’ve wasted my talent before.  When I was a custodian, I buried my drawing ability. I thought I wasn’t “good enough,” because I had been rejected.  But when I started drawing again, new opportunities opened up for me.  Just like in the Parable of the Talents, I went from being the servant who was afraid and buried his talent to one who used it.  And we know how that story turned out.

We live in a state with amazing soil — both figuratively and literally. I’ve met some of the most talented people in Mississippi that I’ve ever met — and I’ve lived all around the country. It’s time for us to go out and work our talent fields. It’s time for us to grow new and exciting crops. It’s time for us start to believe in the talents given to us and start using it.

Greatness lies ahead. I believe in the talent of Mississippi. And It’s time for us to use it. And celebrate those who do.

 

Question: What’s your talent and how can you use it?

 

 

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