WWOGPD (What Would Our Grandparents Do?)

 

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My mom with her parents, Arthur and Dorothy Marshall.

I’ve always wondered what it was like for my grandparents during the Great Depression and then World War 2. I’m sure they were stressed out, worried about world events and wondering what kind of world their kids were going to live in.  The economy probably frightened them, too. They had to be half-scared out of their minds.  And I know they were just grateful to have jobs.

I wish my grandparents were still alive.  I’d love to get their take on this crazy, messed-up world we live in today. They lived through a revolution. A complete change in the world.

Just like we are today.

The past five years have tested us. The heat of the Great Recession has turned our inner iron into steel. We’ve lost jobs and found three more to earn the same money. Our biggest asset, our homes, dropped in value. Technology blew up institutions we’ve known for our whole lives. The media, Post Office, even the way we get our movies has changed. Government’s role in our lives is changing, too.   This is all happening around us.  As Wall Street prospered, Main Street suffered. The Middle Class got battered like a ping pong ball in a tornado.

This isn’t an indictment against the rich or anyone else. It’s a wake up call for all of us. We have to stop watching Honey Boo Boo and staring at the computer screen for a few minutes and reflect where our lives are headed. What do we stand for? How can we adapt?  We are busy playing Candy Crush while our worlds are being rocked. We have to wake up from our entertainment fueled sugar-rush and change with the times. Outrage isn’t enough either. It’s easy to be mesmerized by some media personality preaching outrage.  The trick is to be outraged and DO something about it.

Start small. Begin in your own household. Clean up your world. Get your finances in order. Clean out a junk drawer.  Spend time with your kids (if you have them.)  Love your spouse (if you have one of those, too).  Help a friend. Draw circles around your house.  Reach out to your neighbors. Then your city or town. Help a struggling family. If you are a person of faith, act on it. Get busy on the local level. If we do that, the national stuff will take care of itself.

That’s what our grandparents did.  They took care of things locally during the Great Depression and then saved the world during World War 2.

We live in a time of great change. So WWOGPD (what would our grandparents do)?

Get busy and change the world.

What’s one thing you can do to make your world better? 

 

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Fit2Fat2Fit Blog: Final Day, Final Test

title-8-week-lrgFor the last day, we did the endurance run. What’s the endurance run?  I like to think of it as the final test of PLS.

The drills are spread out all over the football stadium.  And we ran between them, never stopping.

  1. Line 4 started with the W drill (sprint to one cone, backpedal to the next, sprint, backpedal, sprint, backpedal for 40 yards in a W-shaped course).
  2. Next we ran down the track to the stadium and did the A-frame stairs (10) up and down the length of the stadium.  We then ran under the stadium.
  3. We did over and unders using hurdles.
  4. We did 25 jumping jacks using hand weights.
  5. We then emerged from under the stadium and ran toward the field house. We did 15 push-ups on the sidewalk.
  6. We then did wall-runs (20 per leg) while pushing against the field house.
  7. We did 30 seconds arm exercises with hand weights by the track.
  8. We did one lap of the track.
  9. Halfway through the lap, we did 15 burpees.
  10. We completed the lap and did three ladder drills (one-foot, two-feet and bunny hop) spread out over 100 yards.
  11. We then did high-knees to the 40.
  12. From the 40 to the 40, we did bear crawls.
  13. From the 40 to the goal line, we did hop scotch.
  14. We went back down the field doing lunge and twists to the 40. From the 40 to the 40, we did inch worms.
  15. And then we restarted with the W drill.

That’s one lap.

Last year, I got through it twice. This year, I did it THREE times.

I’m pleased. Very pleased.  With today’s performance and the total 12 weeks. This time, I reshaped my body, lost a little weight and worked on my self-discipline. I managed to get out of bed at 4 a.m. when I didn’t feel like it.  And I did what had to do to get better.

But I’m sad the 12-weeks are over. I was in an AMAZING line full of great people who pushed and inspired me.  We managed the right balance of working hard and having fun.  We didn’t just get in shape. We became friends. The coaches all were fantastic, too.  They knew when to push and when to praise.  They not only made us stronger physically, it made us better mentally.  For me, it was worth every penny, minute and drop of sweat I invested in the program.

I’ll continue my Fit2Fat2Fit Blog, btw.  There’s lots of exercise and diet related crud I can talk about. And I’ll be back with PLS this fall.

So, I leave you today with a list of the top 13 ways you know you’ve done PLS:

13. You have the sticker and the T-shirt.

12. You hear Will Norris in your sleep. “Crank it up!”

11. Your clothes are loose.

10. You’ve heard Paul use the F-word as every part of speech. (I mean the word “Fat,” of course)

9. You can inch-worm to the mailbox.

8. You find black rubber dots in awkward places where you shouldn’t find black rubber dots.

7. You’ll never like “Chips and Salsa” again.

6. You eat ibuprofen like Tic-Tacs.

5. Seeing a board laying on the ground makes you flinch.

4. You have “Can Bear Crawl 100 yards” on your resume.

3. You know someone with a bionic stomach, and his name is Clark.

2. You’ve made friends with some of the hardest working, most dedicated people in Mississippi.

1. Paul changed your life for the better. 

See you tonight at the party!

 

 

 

 

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Thursday Free-For-All

Good morning! Last morning of workouts for a while. I’ll be up and running though. The 4 am club will still be meeting regularly. Since y’all like food, here’s my third painting I ever did. It’s a still-life of radishes.

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It’s All About Perception

TimeWarrior_300x450I keep several books going at the same time. Right now, I am reading four books — yes, my brain is very ADHD. The one I pick up first thing before I work out is Time Warrior by Steve Chandler.  Chandler, a motivational speaker, author and life coach, claims the book  will teach you” how to defeat procrastination, people‑pleasing, self-doubt, over ‑commitment, broken promises and chaos.”  Don’t know about you, but I’ve experienced a few of those in my life.  So I’m reading the book — one short chapter at a time.

This morning’s chapter, Chapter 61, spoke to me. It’s titled, “Learning to welcome everything.”  OK, I thought. I’m not so sure about this, but I’ll keep reading.

First sentence, “Imagine a life in which you are welcoming every circumstance.”

My first thought was, “Bull$#*^.”  It was early and I was skeptical.

Chandler goes on to mention Lindsay Brady’s book on hypnosis, As the Pendulum Swings” and how it explains of perception as well as anything he has read.  Brady, after working over 20,000 clients, discovered that perception is what really drives human behavior. That “we behave based on how we perceive things — not based on how things really ‘are.'”

OK, I can see that.

That falls into my belief that it’s not what happens to you, it’s how you react to it.

Sure, you’re on a plane that’s crashing, your perception is pretty accurate. But think about all the “bad” things in your life that are “terrible” but really aren’t.  I’ll give an example how my perception changed yesterday. How the “bad” things quickly didn’t seem so bad.

Amy and I got hit with some pretty big bills. I was grumpy about it.  I’m worried about my job, so therefore, money worries me (unless you’re Bill Gates, it probably worries you, too.).  I had to go to the bank to put some money into our family account. I was grumpy as hell as the teller was figuring out my business deposit. I’m surprised I didn’t have black steam coming out of my ears. Then I checked my e-mail on my phone.

A good man that I know, a father and pillar of his community, has been diagnosed with a brain tumor.

I looked at my bank deposit slip and my attitude totally changed. My bad mood melted like sugar in hot tea. I have the money to pay the bills. I have the talent to make more money to cover future bills. I have my health to keep working. I don’t have cancer (and believe, I know what it’s like to have it.).  I, unlike the man I respect, don’t have a brain tumor.

My attitude changed on immediately.  I perceived the world in a different way.

Chapter 61 spoke to me this morning. I looked around after reading it and realized that my house was nicer. Amy was prettier as she slept. My children were more amazing. My job is better.  Things are what they are. It’s up to me to “see them” as challenges and not problems. It’s up to me to make the most of them. It’s time for an attitude adjustment.

Because it’s not what happens to me. It’s how I react to them.

To quote former Jackson Mayor Harvey Johnson, it is about perception.

What in your life can be better by a change in perception? 

Order Time Warrior by Steve Chandler here. 

 

 

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Fit2Fat2Fit Blog: Breakfast of Champions

title-8-week-lrgToday was the next-to-the-last day of the Summer PLS training program and Clark & Co. served up a tasty breakfast of pain. There were six courses on the PLS buffet plus Clark’s famous Core-Crunch for dessert.

Items on the menu included:

  • Running through (and over) bags, hoops and ladders followed by ten yards of bear crawls to cleanse your palate. Repeat often.
  • Clark’s Blue-Ball Breakfast: Using the blue ball, jump ropes and your own body weight  to carve and crush your core.
  • The Boards/Chips & Salsa Crap-Yourself Combo. (26.5 yards pushing a board, 53 yards pulling yourself by your hands as your feet sit in the tray and 26.5 yards pushing the board again.)
  • Morgan’s Big Tire Surprise: Team high knees around the monster tire, 10 push-ups while your feet are on the tire, 40-yard sprint, ten burpees, 40-yard jog, rinse and repeat two more times.
  • The Indian Run! (my line ran a mile).
  • W-Drill up a hill.
  • Dssert: Clark’s famous Core-Crunch.

It may not have been the hardest workout we’ve done this year, but it was easily in the top-five. I came off the Boards/Chips & Salsa winded and it took me until the Indian run to catch my breath. But I commented to my line-mate Liz that there is no way I could have done this level of workout 12-weeks ago. While I felt tired, I also felt extremely satisfied.  I am very proud of everyone on the field today for making it to the next level.

So what’s next?  Tomorrow is what they call an endurance workout. You go through the stations as fast as you can and non-stop for the whole hour.  It’s really a lot of fun.  (I did the circuit twice the last time I did it; this time I’m shooting for three).  And then tomorrow night, we’ll have our end-of-the-session party. Top athletes will be named.  Good food will be served. We’ll see what everyone looks like showered and dressed.  A good time will be had by all.

The past 12-weeks have been amazing.  I’m in the best shape I’ve ever been in. Now I’m going to take some time and plan out what I’m going to do to stay that way during the off time.

I look forward to the fall and my next serving of the breakfast of champions.

 

 

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! About to get cranked back up on the Banjo book!

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Cartoon: Detroit Bankruptcy

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Cartoon: Royal Baby Mania

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Fit2Fat2Fit Blog: 12-week Report Card

1070087_10151747393382668_1700679216_nAt the beginning of the 12-week PLS Training Program, we are tested in several categories to see how fit we are. Then at the end, we are retested to mark our progress. Today was that test. And here’s how I did:

100-yard Short Shuttle: Run to the 5-yard line, 10-yard line, 15-yard line and then 20-yard line and back as quickly as you can:

  • Beginning Time: 25 seconds
  • Today’s Time: 23 seconds
  • Result: -2 seconds

Push-ups:  I had set a goal of 100, although the most I had ever done at once was 69.

  • Beginning: 30
  • Today: 75! (A new personal best)
  • Result: +45!

Sumo squats: Hold a 45-lb. weight next to your chest and do as many squats as you can.

  • Beginning: 36
  • Today: 100
  • Result: +64 (I could have done them all day).

Sit-ups: Hands behind your head and try to keep your feet on the ground. My goal was 100.

  • Beginning: 30
  • Today: 101! (A new personal best)
  • Result: +71!

Step-up overhead: Hold a 25-lb. weight, step up on a bench and thrust weight over your head.

  • Beginning: 40
  • Today: 50
  • Result: + 10

One-mile run

  • Beginning: 8 minutes 30 seconds
  • Today: 8 minutes 5 seconds
  • Result: -25 seconds.

Commentary: 

I couldn’t be more pleased with these results — in fact, if they had been much better, Major League Baseball would have tested me for Performance Enhancing Drugs (hopefully Ibuprofen doesn’t count). And while I wish I had done the mile a little quicker (my legs are shot), I couldn’t be happier with the improvement to my core and upper-body strength.  If you notice in the picture,  you can see a marked difference how I look from last April.  My sit-up improvement is gaudy — it’s the best I’ve ever done (thanks Clark). And while I’m not as strong as I have been in the past, my upper body endurance is much better.  This was a very tough, demanding 12-week program.  But to get great results you have to ask great things of your body.  Now to set new goals and improve on these numbers.

I want to take a moment to thank Paul Lacoste, Clark Bruce, all the coaches and my line mates. I have worked out with some of the finest, most driven people in Jackson. Your dedication and friendship has made me more fit and changed my life for the better. Thank you.

 

 

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you’re having a great day. I’m up and at them a 4.

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