SHORT STORY: Son of a Beach

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Gray clouds hang over the brown Mississippi Sound, selfishly hiding sunken treasures never to be found.

Occasionally the murky water gives up a prize:  A button, a washer or some other surprise.

The killer ocean swept away his life during it’s prime; now she gave it back, one piece at a time. 

A gull squawked at the lone man standing on the Biloxi Beach.  He was tall, thin, slightly balding and holding a leather journal. He finished writing and carefully put it in a pocket in his apron. It was time go to work.  He crossed Highway 90 and entered the greasy waffle restaurant.

“Table four needs to be bused. Pronto.”

“Good morning to you, too, Donna Ray.” Gary Drucker punched the clock and picked up his plastic tub.

Biloxi’s Waffle Barn #3 sprang up from the sand like a water-logged phoenix after Katrina.  Gary had once joked that the storm was the first time the restaurant’s floor had been cleaned. People didn’t joke about Katrina much. But Gary did. He had earned the right the hard way.

“Hurry up, boy. We done got customers waiting.”

Donna Ray’s shrill voice was like cat claws on a chalk board. She was the cashier/hostess/manager/pain-in-the-butt extraordinaire of Waffle Barn #3. And while she claimed to be from somewhere up north, Gary was convinced she had flown in straight from Hades.  Donna Ray was a large woman who smelled vaguely like cats. And she was grumpy. Very grumpy. She was just a big bag of chuckles.

“Yes, ma’am.”

Gary was forty-five and a busboy.  Not exactly how he had planned his life to turn out. He looked back across highway 90 out at the Mississippi Sound.  The sea had taken everything from him, including his sanity. So now he worked odd jobs up and down the Mississippi Gulf Coast until it washed ashore.

He looked at the change on the table. He saw all the presidents he wanted to see — but only on coins and not paper. Waffle Barn wasn’t the place to get rich. In the distance, he could see the fool’s gold known as Seaside Casino.  Maybe someday he could get a job waiting tables at Johnny Steak’s House of Meat.  He’d be rolling in the big bucks. If only he could work at the House of Meat.

House of Meat. Who the hell named a restaurant “House of Meat?” It really sounded like dirty in a 6th grade joke. As opposed to the wholesomeness of “Waffle Barn.”  “Excuse me ma’am, would you like to join me and eat at the House of Meat?”

Gary laughed at his own joke.

Waffle Barns had popped back up after Katrina like mushrooms.  There was a small fortune to be made in feeding relief workers who had descended on the coast like helpful locusts. But now the rebuilding had stalled and the workers had gone away.  Quaint middle-class residents had  gone the way of barge-based casinos.  The insurance was too high for anyone to rebuild — unless you could afford a disposable house.   Gary couldn’t do that.  His family’s home had washed up down the beach.  His wife nearby.  Waffle Barn #3 wasn’t far from where he found her. It’s why he couldn’t leave.

Waffle Barn # 3 was his purgatory.  Gary had sins to be forgiven.

He plopped the dirty dishes into the bucket. They never should have stayed.  “The house survived Camille,”  he remembered telling his wife Judy. He could hear his words every night in his nightmares. The house HAD survived Camille. But Katrina wasn’t Camille. He also had nightmares of the surge crashing through the front windows.  And of the house collapsing while they were in the attic.  He heard her screams for help. He saw Judy’s blue face. He had killed her.

Gary’s eyes burned. Must have gotten something in them. Or something.

“Hurry up over there.  You got molasses in your veins?”

Gary wanted to tell Jabba’s twin sister to shut up.  But just he smiled and said, “yes, ma’am.”   Being polite was a Southern thing.  Being polite meant he got to keep this job.

Off in the distance, a small Cessna tugged a banner for Crazy Carl’s Souvenir Emporium. Crazy Carl and his Emporium were institutions along the Gulf Coast.  It was an empire of imported Chinese knickknacks built on a foundation of family booze money. Carl’s daddy had bootlegged and gambled during the Coast’s wild years. Before Camille. Carl took the trust fund left to him and invested it in tacky souvenirs.

Carl was also Gary’s older brother. The two didn’t talk much.  After 45 years, they had just run out of things to say.  The last thing Carl had said to him was, “You killed her, you know.” Carl still was missing his two front teeth.

“You ought to ask your brother for a job.” Donna Ray noticed the plane’s banner and threw her unwanted opinion in. It lay on the floor, stinking like a dog turd.

Gary shivered at the thought. He’d rather swallow more sea water than his pride.

At table #5 sat a blond that looked vaguely familiar.

“Gina?” Gary said with a smile. “What are you doing home? And how are you doing?  I lost track of you after you got laid off.””

Gina was a reporter for The New York Times. She had profiled Gary when she was a reporter for the local paper The Sun Herald.

“Gary, is that you?  Her voice sounded genuinely excited. “I’m here to do a piece on the Katrina anniversary. I took a job in Memphis and then the Times hired me. I’m surviving.  You know how the newspaper business is these days. You live day to day.”

Gary understood. He had been doing that since the storm.

“I want to show you something,” Gary blurted out.  Living alone meant he didn’t talk to many people — only his cat Gulfport. And Gulfport wasn’t much of a conversationalist.”  Gary reached into his apron pocket and pulled out a black leather notebook.

Gina took the book and said, “What’s this?”

Gary said, “Open it and read.”

Inside were the amazingly descriptive poems and stories based on Gary’s daily walks on the beach. It was a eight-year journal on one man’s odyssey back from the brink.

“These are amazing. Mind if we publish a few of these? I want to write a story based on your journey. These could really help others who are going through what you’re going through. Lord knows many in New York and New Jersey could appreciate your journey. Sandy kicked them in the teeth pretty hard, too.”

Gary thought about it for a moment.  And then said, “If it helps, sure.”  It was his moment. He felt at peace.

The New York Times Magazine ran a feature on him and his poems.  Soon he was on talk shows and reading his poems in New York — When Donna Ray would give him the time off.

Random House published a compilation of them that was illustrated by famous water colorist Wyatt Waters. “Son of a Beach: Tales From the Eye of the Storm” quickly became a New York Times Best Seller. He charmed Jay Leno and David Letterman and the rest of the country.  Critics said his writing was funny, brutal and honest. There was something about his candor. He had stared the Devil in the face and the Devil had blinked.  People needed to hear his story. Gary soon had enough money to quit Waffle Barn #3.

But he didn’t.

He continued to bus tables. He stayed in Purgatory by choice.  He decided to stay there to help others out of it.

He spent all his free time writing and working as a counselor at the local hospital. And petting Gulfport and heckling Donna Ray.  It was a good life. A simple one.  He grew where he was planted.

One day as he was walking down the beach, he noticed something glimmer.  He bent over, brushed the sand away. It was Judy’s locket. The ocean had returned a hostage. The ocean released his sanity.

Gary had paid for his sin.  Now he was busy helping recover from theirs.

The killer ocean swept away his life during it’s prime; now she gave it back, one piece at a time. 

 

 

 

 

 

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Longcuts

headshot1“You’re running a little late,” my wife said to me as I came puffing in from my morning run.  I replied breathlessly, ” I took a longcut,” and tried not to sweat on the new wood floors.

She looked at me like I had lost my mind (a normal happening) and asked, “A longcut?”

I smiled and answered honestly, “A longcut is the quickest way to reach your goal.”

She, not enjoying my verbal cleverness, then asked, “Don’t you mean ‘shortcut’?”

I thought about how when I run, I look for ways to take the long way. I’ll cut through parking lots and run around cul de sacs to increase my mileage. I choose hills instead of flat routes to make my run harder and more demanding.  I choose new ways to improve.  I take longcuts.

I replied, ” I make my runs harder than they have to be so I can better than I normally be.”

That’s a longcut.

I think about my profession. How many times I cut corners to save time.  From now on, I’m going to give a little bit extra.  My drawings will be a little better drawn. I’ll add a little more detail.  I’ll work a little bit harder. I’ll add longcuts.

As I headed to the shower I smiled and said, “The long way is the shortest way to success.”

She looked at me like I was nuts and said, “OK. Just stop sweating on the floor.”

It’s why I love her. She keeps me real.

 

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Ink Spots Blog: 8/14/13

20091199361854677801Went to Meet the Teacher night last night at my son’s middle school.  I have many jobs but my #1 (and favorite) profession is being a dad.  I didn’t mind the traffic. I didn’t mind the crowds.  In fact, I was thankful for them.  Having a full parking lot on Meet the Teacher night is a sign of a successful school. Parents that care means that students care. And teachers. And administrators. And… you get my point.

I don’t remember middle school being so darn hard, though. He has eight classes split over two days. Each class meets for 1 1/2 hours.  He’s taking Geometry, Advanced English, Spanish, Band, Math Counts (math team), History, STEM and Advanced Science.  I had to pop an aspirin after the night was over. The kid has a lot on his plate.  And he manages to juggle the load.

I’m proud of him.  I’m proud of all my kids — but this one has some traits I wish I had. That’s what ever parent secretly wants — for his or her child to be better than him. And in many ways, he is.  He is focused and driven.  I wish I was half as focused as he is.

It was fun seeing all the parents that I’ve known for nearly a decade now. Our hair is getting grayer and our kids bigger. But we all smile and pitch in when the school needs us.  In a way, Meet the Teacher night is a mini-reunion.  It’s a time when the community gathers to celebrate what’s important to it: Their children.

I walked out the building and headed home.  I got home just in time to help my son study.  And I was very proud to do so — because my job is never done.

 

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The Parental Prayer

MapIt was 8 p.m. and I was heading home from my son’s school.  The sun had dipped its head beneath the retreating storm clouds, leaving faded orange streaks in my rearview mirror. It was a familiar path; one I’ve driven mindlessly more than 1,000 times over the past 16 years.  I came to a traffic light at the intersection of Rice Road and Madison Avenue.  As I stopped, I looked at the very familiar trees. But at that moment, everything was different. The woods seemed darker. More foreboding. And the world was tainted with sadness.

A body had been found in those same woods earlier in the afternoon.

Now the police and the TV trucks were gone.  All remained was the darkness. And the pain of a family fearing the worst but desperately hoping for the best.

Sources told The Clarion-Ledger last night that a police investigator found the body and that they believed it was the missing young Madison resident Abigail Grace Bonner.  The local and online community had rallied to try to find her. The coroner is supposed to confirm the identity today.  I hope the sources are wrong. I pray they are wrong.

I don’t know Abigail’s parents. But as a parent myself, I can only imagine the hell they’re going through.  I stopped my car at the traffic light and said a silent prayer for them. It was a parent’s prayer — a creed that all parent’s share as we silently wish for our childrens’ safety.

I know this community will step up and lift Abigail’s parents up during their time of need. We do that in Mississippi.  But the world has changed a little this morning. Gray rain is pouring down outside. And the woods I’ve passed by 1,000 times will forever seem a little darker.

 

Update: Madison County Coroner Alex Breeland has confirmed that Abigail has been found. My prayers are with the family.

 

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Ink Spots Blog: 8/13/13

20091199361854677801Whenever some yahoo on cable news or on talk radio start railing about how sucky America is, I get in the car and drive to the grocery store.  Then I start walking around and start looking at the plethora of choices under one roof.  I go down the Little Debbie aisle and gaze with wonder. Star Crunches, Oatmeal Cream Pies and Swiss Logs, oh my!  Does it get any better than that?   Then I cruise over to the produce section.  We have fresh fruits and vegetables trucked in from all around the country.  And then I go to the meat and cheeses.  Holy Bratwurst! Got Milk? Why yes!

Now, my wallet may not be able to afford Prime Rib.  That’s a problem. But it’s there for me.  The opportunity to buy whatever I want is laid out right in front of my cart.  I might have to work for it.  Oh no! But with enough effort, I can eat as well as a king (Elvis.)

I’m not a pollyanna.  I know things are tough all over.  I know the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. I’m just thankful for what we do have. The opportunity that does exist.  For living in a place where we can pursue our dreams on a daily basis. And have all the Little Debbies we could ever hope for.

We’re slowly getting back into the school routine. Luckily, my boys are pretty good at getting their homework done early on.  Last night, I was trying to write something in the den while everyone was in there. Building a house of cards in a tornado is easier — trust me.  Banjo used to sit next to me while I wrote. Pip stands in the middle of my computer keyboard. So I finally got mad and said to heck with it.  My oldest son needed to study for science class.  He didn’t know the terms he was supposed to be regurgitating to me.  So we went over them over and over until he knew them.  This morning, his mom asked him and he knew every single one.

I’m not a genius. Nor do I play one on TV. But I have a sneaking suspicious that the secret to a kid’s success is taking the time to help them learn.  I know whatever I was trying to write was really important.  But in the long run, it couldn’t touch what I did instead.

Pip the dog has new brothers and sisters from her mom and dad.  There are three boys and two girls.  Knowing that there are more Pips in the world makes me a wee bit nervous.

 

 

 

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Four Traits of Truly Successful People

photo copy 9OK. So I stood next to one of the world’s most famous opera singers, the man who taught Newt Gingrich to debate, a painter who has work hanging in the Carter Center, an up-and-coming opera star who has performed in the Lincoln Center, a Tony-winning actress and dancer, a New York Times bestselling author and a historian who has preserved over 1,000 acres in his career and thought, “How in the heck did I get in here?”  I then thought, “What do we all have in common?” Well, to begin with, we all graduated from the same high school (Sprayberry High School in Marietta, Georgia.)  But I noticed a few other golden threads running through the acceptance speeches on that hot August Sunday afternoon:

1. Everyone was grateful and humble. It you have won a Tony or a Grammy or had Pierce Brosnan star in movie that you wrote, you have  a right to have a galaxy-sized ego. But no one did. That really impressed me. I’m convinced really talented people are humble. It’s the posers who are the egomaniacs.

2. Their amazing passion for their art came out in their words.  Passion is what allows you to put in the insane amount of focused practice it takes to become world-class in your craft.  It’s the secret sauce for success.

3. They thanked their families — particularly their parents — for believing in their dream.  The stars may have been on the stage, but the reason they shined were in the audience. It’s not that their parents pushed them — it’s that they BELIEVED in them.

4. They had teachers who discovered, encouraged and helped them hone their talents. Like I said in my speech, a good teacher will teach you. A great teacher will give you a career.

Sure, I am amazingly honored and humbled to have my picture hanging on the wall with Travis Tritt, Ty Pennington, Jennifer Larmore, Roy Johansen, Stephanie Michels, Adam Cannedy, Christopher Martin, Michael Martin, Chester Gibson, Robin Bolton and Douglas Mabry.  But I am even more honored and humbled to get a brief glimpse of how truly successful people act and live.

 

 

 

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Monday Free-For-All

Good morning! Back from Atlanta. Hope you had a great weekend. Tune into Now You’re Talking With Marshall Ramsey at 10 on MPB.

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Sunday Free-For-All

Good morning! Look forward to visiting my old high school today. I get to meet some great people.

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Saturday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you have a great day. Saw this great cloud in Alabama yesterday.

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The Sleeping Child

eg860921_Globe_13348Jack Rigby stood over his precious daughter’s bed.  The weight of the world was on his sizable shoulders. As he watched his little brown-headed girl’s stomach rise and fall with her breath, she slept peacefully in a unpeaceful world.  Jack had grown up during the Great Depression. He had worked odd jobs and scratched and clawed to keep his young family together. His father had committed suicide in 1929. He and his mother had kept his brother and sister together in their house.  Then Jack married Susanne. A couple of years later, the stork made a surprise appearance and brought them another mouth to feed. Jack rubbed his temples. Earlier in the day the radio blared the shattering news.  The Japanese had attacked Pearl Harbor. Hitler was on the march in Europe.  Within two years, Jack would be on a Pacific Island no one had heard of.  Within four, he would have left his right leg on Okinawa.

The world had gone mad. How could he bring a child into this world?

The little girl grew up, married and had a child of her own.  Jackie Harris stood over her little boy’s bed and watched as he peacefully slept.  It was 1973 and the world was in chaos.  Vietnam had torn the country apart. OPEC was strangling America with an oil embargo and the economy was suffering because of it.  Within a years, the President would resign, inflation would begin to run rampant and interest rates would shoot through the roof because of it. And then there were the Soviets. She thought about the constant fear of nuclear annihilation. She remembered that frightening time during the Cuban Missile Crisis.  The world was on the brink.  She pulled the cover over her son James and kissed him on the forehead.

The world had gone mad. How could she bring a child into this world?

James grew up and like his mother married and had a child of his own.  His little boy slept peacefully in his bed like he had so many years ago.  He was six and the nation had just gone through the most serious economic crisis since the Great Depression.  James rubbed his temples and thought of all that was wrong with the world. The economy, the national debt and gridlock in Washington. He thought about how polarized the country was.  And then he thought of that dark day in 2011 when terrorism bit like a venomous snake. He pulled the cover over little Jack and kissed him on the forehead.

The world had gone mad. How could he bring a child into this world?

He paused, looked at his son Jack and thought, “Because without the love of a child, fear would win and the world would cease to go on. That’s why I brought a child into this world.”  He turned off the light and went on living just like his grandfather and mother had before him.

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