Monthly Archives: March 2015

CW: An Appreciation of A Working Man

Yesterday, I met Valerie. Today, I met CW. CW is that guy you normally walk past. He’s on the cleaning crew at The Clarion-Ledger and usually quietly goes about doing his job. This particular morning, I was in the vending … Continue reading

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What’s your story?

What’s your story? We’re all storytellers. Here in Mississippi, it is practically a birthright. But seriously, what’s your story? Because you can’t control most things that happen to you. But you sure can control your story. Did you lose your … Continue reading

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Killer’s Choice

  The convoy kicked up a cloud of dust into the sapphire blue Afghanistan sky. Sergeant Jimmy “Killer” O’Reily grumbled. He knew the Taliban could see them for miles. As he leaned on the Humvee’s .50 caliber machine gun, he … Continue reading

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Laughing at the Shark

On April 19, 2001, I had surgery for a malignant melanoma. Melanoma is a very aggressive and deadly form of skin cancer and doctors don’t play around with it. I was diagnosed on the 17th and was on the table … Continue reading

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A Southerner’s guide to driving on Ice

Right now, our brothers and sisters up North are laughing at us (just like we laugh at them when they melt when it gets over 75 degrees). They think it is downright hilarious that we can’t drive in snow. Well, … Continue reading

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Welcome to special IceFreakout 2015 Coverage

Welcome to special IceFreakout 2015 Coverage, I’m Cordon Bleu. And I’m Melanie Marsha Maggie Megan. Tonight’s top story is the psychotic weather. We now go to our Chief Top Grand PooBah Meteorologist, Storm Front who is in our Weather Lab … Continue reading

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The State that’s a Small Town

From the fourth floor of the Mississippi State Capitol to my drawing board, it’s four blocks. Today at noon, I carried on a continuous conversation with nine different people for the entire four blocks. People ask me what makes Mississippi … Continue reading

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“Where do you get your ideas?”

“Where do you get your ideas?” I usually answer glibly, “I have a crack team of comedy writers at the State Capitol,” but the truth is a little more complex. Imagine two circles — one is drawn inside of the … Continue reading

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The Shawshank Lesson

Last night my middle son asked, “Can I watch The Shawshank Redemption?” “Um, sure,” I said. Yeah, it’s rated R, but I have the movie memorized and knew when to tell him to close his eyes. So we watched it. … Continue reading

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Fletcher: Heat and Pressure turns Coal into Diamonds

My family watched the movie Whiplash this weekend. It was shot in 19 days with a $3 million budget (In Hollywood terms, that is almost a home movie.) It didn’t make a gazillion dollars at the box office. In fact, … Continue reading

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