Today, let’s talk mass. Mass is defined as: /mas/ A coherent, typically large body of matter with no definite shape. And for the record, I have a particularly large mass. So when I run, I really have to haul mass. The last two weeks, I’ve felt like I’ve run my mass off. But alas, I did not lose my mass. Oh no. I still have plenty of mass to move.
I’m envious of a person with a smaller, tighter mass. That makes it easier when you are out, running your mass off. This week, they really made us move our mass. My mass ended up being super sore. I joke that I had my mass kicked this week. Most mornings, my workout wears my mass out — but that’s OK. I don’t mind making a mass of myself.
Now, I will say this, my mass is much, much smaller than when I started working back out. Some people think I am a dumb mass for working out so much. And I’ll admit, it’s tempting to give a smart-mass answer. Instead, I just smile and keep moving my mass.
Everyday I get up and haul mass for an hour. And if you don’t approve, you can kiss my mass.
Note: This morning, I joined the 5 a.m. running club and ran 4.5 miles in 42.24 minutes. I wore my mass out.
LOVED this one!! I’ll see your mass in the morning! =)