Tornado tweets

Because I believe laughter diminishes what scares you. From my Twitter account:

1. On the serious side, thinking about everyone affected by the tornadoes tonight.
2. On the plus side, I no longer have to rake my yard.
3. Either the North Koreans are shelling my neighborhood, or another storm is rolling in.
4. @BARBIEBASSETT Just remember, if you save one life, it is worth all the people calling up to complain. But you know that.
5. Tornadoes are bad enough. I just found out McRib is
6. Yazoo City has to be shaking their fist at the sky.
7. @ChuckJr @BARBIEBASSETT People complain until they hear their street name.
8. Of course I follow Jim Cantore. A. I’m a fan. B. I know where he is all the time in case I need to flee.
9. Good job to all the local weather folks. Been flipping around and everyone is doing a good job.
10. I can handle the tornado warnings better than the toilet paper TV ad with a bear crapping on a toilet.
11. My good friend Barbie said “booger” tonight. Love that.
12. Tonight’s tornado drinking game: Every time they say “rotation!”– drink.
13. Two words I hate hearing in the same sentence: My street name and “rotation.”
14. Weather in Mississippi is like combat: Long periods of boredom accented my moments of sheer terror.
15. The only positive from Tornadopalooza 2010 is that I’m getting a quality Mississippi geography lesson.
16. Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a tornado siren.