Grammy Tweets

  1. The moment my kids have been waiting for all day (my wife and me, too) : FOO FIGHTERS!
  2. One of if not my favorite FOO FIGHTERS song: Walk. It’s gotten me through many early mornings driving to work.
  3. I can listen to #foofighters‘ Wasting Light and it stands toe-to-toe with their Greatest Hits album. A great late-career album.
  4. My nine-year-old heard Whitney Houston and said, “She was really talented, what a shame.” Wise child.
  5. No son, it is Coldplay, not cold pack. #fouryearoldmistakes
  6. Way to take on Auto-Tune Dave Grohl#foofighters
  7. Rock education continues: My oldest just asked, “Who are the Beach Boys.” Geez.
  8. Someone should’ve used dolphin-friendly nets. Lady Gaga got caught in one!
  9. The Beach Boys sound better after 50 years than some bands do after five. #win
  10. “Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well I’m lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.” Barenaked Ladies
  11. You have to be awesome if Stevie Wonder introduces you.
  12. Nearly 48 years to the day since the Ed Sullivan appearance and Paul McCartney is still bringing the crowd to its feet.
  13. Told my wife I was going to get her an outfit like #KatyPerry‘s for Valentine’s Day. After 18 years, I still make her laugh.
  14. Good thing they have all that fire on stage. Otherwise, Katy Perry would be cold. #halfnekkid
  15. Adele’s performance was so good that I won’t mind my wife playing her over and over for the next week.
  16. Nice tribute to Glen Campbell via Band Perry.
  17. Glen Campbell reminds me of my 1970’s A.M. radio tuned to WSB 750 in Atlanta. That’s not a bad thing.
  18. BREAKING NEWS: Bon Iver makes every man with thinning hair feel darn good about himself.
  19. You could hear a mouse fart in the Grammy Hall right now. Jennifer Hudson has the crowd spellbound.
  20. In a world where loud and tacky rule, Jennifer Hudson’s tribute to Whitney Houston was amazingly tasteful.
  21. Mickey Mouse just told the crowd to avoid the brown acid.#grammys
  22. My wife: “Imagine the checkered red print on Lady Gaga’s face when she takes off that net.”
  23. Just nodded off and had a nightmare of a demonic Mickey Mouse doing battle with Nicki Minaj. Thanks #grammys






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