National Championship Tweets

The cold, cold wind this morning didn’t slap my face as hard as the realization that college football is now over.
Go Tigers, Plainsmen, War Eagles or whatever the hell you are.
The Governors of Miss., Ala, Tn and Ga have requested a dozen pair of Oregon’s socks to melt the snow.
Son, when I was a kid, the Nat’l Championship would have been on ABC and The Bachelor would have been on cable
Oregon has a cool mascot. Guess Uncle Scrooge is keeping Huey, Dewey and Louie tonight.
Oregon’s socks look like penalty flags. #Ihavetogofindmyglassesandputthemon
Damn. It was Oregon’s uniforms that killed the birds and fish.
Cam’s dad came out and got a better coin flip. Cam didn’t know he did it, though.
As a Tennessee fan, I’ve had to pull for LSU, Florida, Bama and Auburn in the Nat’l Championship. I’ve earned my #$#%$ wings
In the South, football is a religion practiced on Saturdays in massive cathedrals built of steel. #SEC
I’m glad the Nat’l Championship isn’t being played in the South. It’s so cold Lou Holtz’s spit would freeze when he talks.
As a dad, I find it important to teach my sons to always pull for the SEC during the Nat’l Champ game, no matter our school loyalty.
I’m pulling for the Nat’l Championship Trophy to be moved from one Alabama Walmart to another Alabama Walmart.

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