The Brothers Kringle

Wood floors. Wood walls. Wood ceiling. And a giant wood desk. The older man sat in a study that would be the dream of any termite.  He quietly wrote into a leather black book with a fairly expensive ink pen. No computers. No sign of any other type of technology.  The room was strictly old school.  It looked more like 1890 than it did 2011.

A rustle from the other room gave way to a loud crash. The man at the desk didn’t even flinch. As he continued to write he said,  “You’re late.”

A man in a red fur-lined coat walked into the room, brushing ashes off of his arms. “You’d think you’d leave the front door unlocked.”

“You’re the magic one in the family.”

“Ho, ho, ho.” Santa looked at his brother and just shook his head.  “Do I detect bitterness my little brother?  Just because everyone thinks you live at the South Pole and come and steal kids’ toys?”

“I can’t tell you how much I despise that.”  Santa’s brother Craig Kringle waved his hand over the table. A chess set magically appeared. “Just because you were the first born you got to take over the family business — as Ben Folds sang, ‘You got the keys and I got Jackson Cannery.’ It’s not fair.”

Santa ignored his brother’s remark. “Sorry I’m late, btw. Rough night. Lots of kids just weren’t asleep this year. And then I got shot at over Iran.” He took off his jacket and slung it over a chair. He grabbed a chair and sat down on the other side of the big oak table his brother was sitting at.  He reached toward the chess set and picked up a piece.

Santa moved his first pawn. The chess game had begun.

“Business is up 34% this year thanks to the bailout. God bless the Federal Reserve. Yup, my bonus was off the charts.”  Craig Kringle ran a huge and highly profitable hedge fund.  He chuckled as he moved his first pawn.

The two brothers had been competitors since they were young boys.  Their father had died 100 years ago and that launched a huge fight.  Kris legally outmaneuvered his brother and took over the family empire.  Their whole life had been a chess match.

“How is Kris Jr. handling more responsibility?”

“He won’t need a bailout, if that’s what you mean.”  Kris enjoyed taking every shot he could at his brother.  He made his next move.

“You know you look childish running around with elves and giving away toys.” Craig made his move.

“How many people did you lay off this year?  How big was your bonus because of it.” Santa moved another piece.  Craig’s face cringed.

Craig lifted his hand and a drink floated into the room.  “Bourbon and water?”

Santa lifted his hand and a hot chocolate appeared.  “No thanks.”

Craig made a bold move. “Check.”

Santa chuckled. “Ho, ho, ho.  Always the risk taker, aren’t you little brother?” Santa quickly made a bold move of his own and took Craig’s Queen.

“Always the goody two shoes.  The world is so over you, brother.  Greed. Power. That’s what people want now. Not ‘Goodwill on Earth and Peace unto Man.’  You are going to have to realize that.  I’m winning now.  Dad messed up when he gave you everything.” Craig made another move on the chess board.

“Daddy issues again?” Santa looked his brother in the eye and waved his hand. The piece moved itself.

“No. Just reality. While you’re out there eating cookies and milk, I’m raking in big money.  Do you know how many politicians I now control? Washington might as well be called Craigville.” He moved a piece and smiled a toothy grin. “Check.”

Santa rubbed his beard and studied the board. Then a twinkle in his eye revealed his next moved — he was just glad they weren’t playing poker.

“Little brother, good and evil have battled since Cain and Able. You and I are no different.  You might think you have the upper hand, but people still believe in me. They believe in good. They crave hope.  Remember the reason for the Season my little brother. Remember the baby in the manager.”

And with that, Santa moved his Queen three spaces.  “Checkmate.”

Craig Kringle waved his hand again and the chess board disappeared.  Santa stood up, finished his hot chocolate and then put on his coat. “Same time next year?”

“Same time next year. You know you won’t keep getting lucky. Oh yeah, say hello to Mrs. Claus.”

“Will do. Merry Christmas, little brother.”

And with that, Santa put his finger next to his nose and disappeared up the chimney.

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I know you don’t have to post here anymore, but I love that you do. I love keeping up with everyone.  I’m off to a Christmas parade. Hope you have a great day.

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Michael Rubenstein 1951-2011

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Theodore: A Christmas Story

1924

The young Atlanta couple sat in their large cold mansion on Peachtree Street.  John and Anita Bowles had been married for five years but the room that was supposed to be the nursery still sat empty.  John read his copy of the The Atlanta Constitution newspaper and Anita quietly wrote a letter. You could have heard a mouse burp.

Anita looked at the love of her life and prayed for what she really wanted in all the world — A child. And what better time for her to receive a precious child than Christmas. So she did what she loved to do as a little girl.  She wrote Santa.

Dear Santa,

I’ve been a good little girl this year.  All I want this year is a little girl.  A boy would be nice, too. But I want a little girl who I can spoil and raise to be as lucky as I am.

Anita.

Santa still listens to good girls even if they are grown up and by Christmas of 1925, Anita and John Bowles were blessed with a child named Dorothy Elizabeth Bowles.  They had never been happier.

1929

The Stock Market crashed and John lost his high-paying job as a banker. Like many Americans he watched as their American Dream turned into a nightmare. The house was gone. The car was, too. So were the fine clothes. Even the radio had to be sold. All John and Anita had left were each other. And their precious little girl.  As long as they had Dorothy, they’d be happy.

1933

John had become a migrant worker so the family bounced from shotgun house to shotgun house all across North Georgia.  That Christmas, Dorothy did like her mama had before her: She wrote Santa. Dorothy so wanted a puppy.  And since her parents had said no repeatedly, she was appealing to a higher court.

That Christmas morning, there was no puppy. The thought of another mouth to feed was too much for John and Anita, so Santa put something else under the tree — a beautiful box with Dorothy’s name on it.  Dorothy opened it and found a note that read:

Dear Dorothy,

I’m sorry but we were fresh out of puppies. But I did find you a special friend named Theodore. Love him and he will always love you back.

Love, Santa

Dorothy pushed back the tissue paper to find a brown fuzzy teddy bear. She pulled him out of the box and hugged him as hard as she could.  “I’m sure Santa will get you a puppy eventually dear, but Theodore will always be there for you.” Her mother comforted her with her words and it was Dorothy’s best Christmas ever.

1935

The economy had worsened and John was struggling to find work.  Anita had taken up odd sewing jobs and managed to bring in a few dollars.  But it wasn’t enough.  That December, John and Anita sat Dorothy down and broke the devastating news to her.

“You are going to have to live with your Aunt Barbara in Marietta. It’s only temporary and we’ll come see you as often as we can. But there’s work in the Tennessee Valley and I’ve got to see if I can get a job up there.  Your mom and I will come get you as soon as we can.”

Dorothy clutched Theodore as tight as she could.

1936

Dorothy was cooking dinner in her aunt’s kitchen when there was a knock on the front door. Her aunt got up from her sewing and opened the door to see a policeman.  While Dorothy could not hear the conversation clearly she heard, “truck”, “car”, “crash” and “fatalities”.

Dorothy ran and hid in the cellar. She sat in the dark crying as hard as she could while clutching Theodore tightly.  Even Santa could not bring her parents home for Christmas.

1945

Dorothy worked the swing shift at the Bell Bomber plant in Marietta, Georgia.  She spent most of her time working on wiring harnesses for the modern miracle known as the B-29 Superfortress.  “This baby will win the war for us!” boasted her supervisors.  Dorothy had hoped so. So many of her classmates would not be coming home due to the war.

August brought the end of World War 2 and Dorothy retired from working life.  She decided to go to college and get an education.  “What do you think, Theodore? Think I got what it takes to get educated?”  Not many women her age still had teddy bears, but Theodore was different. He was her connection to the two people she loved the most.

But soon there came a third.

She saw him step off the train at the Marietta Train Station. He was a Captain, blonde, covered with ribbons and walked with a slight limp.  Captain Frank Johnson was an aviator in the U.S. Army Air Force and had shot down 12 Japanese fighters.  And he was also the most beautiful man she had ever laid eyes on.  He said hello. She said hello back and soon she was walking down the aisle at St. James Episcopal Church near the Marietta Square.

1950

After their wedding, Frank and Dorothy had quickly set up housekeeping.  Frank went to law school at night. Dorothy took care of their precious twins John and Anita by day (and night. ) One day as they were driving down Peachtree Street in Atlanta, Dorothy noticed a beautiful mansion for sale.  Frank had a little inheritance money and they closed on the house on November 1st.  By  Christmas, the family of four celebrated Christmas in the very room where her mother had written Santa asking for her.  Dorothy looked at her beloved bear and clutched Theodore as tightly as she could.

1956

Firemen never figured out exactly where the fire started, but the best guess was an electrical short in the Christmas lights.  They had awakened to thick, black smoke and Frank heroically grabbed the twins out of their beds. All four ran out the front door right as the roof exploded into flames. Smoke poured out of the old mansion as it rapidly became an inferno.  Dorothy, stunned, hugged her children as tightly as she could. But they she realized she didn’t have him. Theodore was still in house. She started running back toward the flames screaming, “THEODORE!  THEODORE!”  A sharp pain hit her back as she suddenly hit the ground. Frank had tackled her and pinned her down.  She lay on the ground sobbing uncontrollably as her last connection to her parents turned to ash.

1957-2010

Like most of the Greatest Generation, Frank and Dorothy lived a spectacular life.  Both were responsible for many of the great institutions that make Atlanta the world class city that it is today.  The twins grew up and had kids of their own.  John moved to California and became a lawyer like his dad.  Anita became a vice-president of a local bank.  Every Christmas they’d come visit their parents and Frank and Dorothy would bask in the love of their grandchildren.  And every Christmas, Frank would search everywhere for a bear just like Theodore. But for nearly 50 years, he was unsuccessful.

2011

Age has a way of playing cruel tricks on the human body.  Cancer cells multiplied rapidly in Frank’s lungs, taking his life.  Dorothy moved out of their house  and into a nursing home.  Years of smoking had taken its toll on her lungs as well and she now was permanently on oxygen.  As she told Anita, “Getting old is not for wimps.”  She watched as her friends began to die off.  And for the first time since the day her parents died, she felt lonely.

So she picked up a pen and a pad and began to write,

Dear Santa,

Thank you for bringing me all the Christmas blessings over the years.  My life has been amazing. My children could not love me more.  But I just want to ask you for one more thing before I die.  Could you please bring me Theodore back?  That’s all I want for Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Dorothy

She carefully put the letter in an envelope, pushed her walker down to the mailbox and mailed the request to the North Pole.  All she could do now was wait.

Dec. 25, 2011

One of the guards saw him on the monitor.  The orderly had a long white beard and a twinkle in his eye.  The guard didn’t move at first but then did a double take when he realized he had never seen him before.  So just to be sure, he got up from behind the front desk and went down the hall to check on the patients.  When the he peeked into Dorothy’s room, he noticed her sleeping peacefully in her bed.  And there, tucked in her arm was an old brown fuzzy teddy bear with a tag on it that read, “Theodore.”

As the guard walked out of the room, he turned and looked at the woman one more time.  Dorothy Elizabeth Bowles Johnson had a smile on her face and was dreaming of the day her parents would come and get her.

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Good morning! What’s up? Me — but barely.

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The Breakfast Menu

The rising sun gently kissed the sleeping land on the cheek.  As it stirred, the sky pulled back the deep purple blankets revealing a frosty fall morning.  A new day had begun for a small town in a small state. And in an even smaller cafe sat a man trying to find his pulse.

“I’m glad Edison invented coffee,” Fred said to Sally the waitress as she refilled his cup.

Sally rolled her eyes and said, “Edison didn’t invent coffee. Michelangelo did.”

Fred Evison was much like the small town he lived in: Both had seen better days.  The town was full of rotting wood, peeling paint and abandoned buildings.  Fred was overweight, exhausted and full of abandoned dreams.  He took another sip of the cafe’s coffee.  It tasted like crap but had caffeine in it.  That’s all Fred really cared about.

He needed to get his brain restarted. “Hell,” he thought,”I need to get my life restarted.”

The Great Recession had cut through the town like locusts with a thyroid problem. The mill closed and went to China.  The car dealership had been closed by GM.  Four of the local stores were put under by the Walmart out on the bypass.  Several families had already pulled up stakes to look for work. There was still a heartbeat but it was feint.

Fred took another sip and wondered it what to do next. No jobs meant no hope.  No hope meant the town would wither up and die.

A Christmas tune cheerfully played on the radio. Fred wasn’t totally sure if he would take the song’s advice to “Have a Merry Little Christmas.”  Another sip of coffee and another jolt of warmth sliding to his chilled heart.

Fred had worked at the local paper and had lost his job as a writer.  “It’s just business,” is what the editor told him as he handed him the pink slip.  It wasn’t just business to him; it was personal. The editor hadn’t had to see his wife cry.  He hadn’t had to find a way to pay for his baby girl’s surgery. The editor still had a job.It was easy to be as bitter as the coffee as he was drinking.

But he wasn’t.  He was just tired. And hurt.

He came to the restaurant every morning looking for coffee and answers.  At least he found coffee.

Fred Evison was a storyteller and right now, the story he’d tell about himself wasn’t very interesting.  In fact, if he had a musical soundtrack, it would’ve been a sad trombone.

He picked up the menu to read the breakfast specials.

Pity Party sampler. $5.99

Fred looked around. Was Sally playing a joke on him?  He picked up another menu and it said the same thing. He looked back down and adjusted his reading glasses.

Find Great Stories to Tell with a side of bacon $6.99

Fred looked around and wondered what the heck was going on.  The next menu item made him pause again.

Bowl of “Be a Voice for others in the same boat as you.” $2.99

Passion with a side of ham. $3.99

Use your talent, don’t just sit here and drink coffee with pancakes.  $4.99

Fred’s hands were shaking at this point. He had found answers with his coffee after all! For the first time since he had been downsized, he felt the passion rise in his soul.  His heart warmed on its own, no need for boiling-hot coffee.  Fred left a huge tip and walked out of the restaurant with his chest puffed out and his pride restored.  The door’s clanging bell announced that Fred Evison had left the building.

Sally walked back out, pocketed the tip and said, “He’s gone.”

Fred’s wife emerged from the kitchen with a smile on her face.  “Sally, you’re absolutely the best actress ever. That was Oscar-worthy.”

“I was in Hollywood in my 20’s,” Sally grinned. “That’s where I learned how to wait tables. He read those menus and didn’t suspect a thing.”

“The poor man needed a sign so I gave him one,” his wife said. “I printed the menus up last week. He was so self-absorbed he was clueless.  Thanks for helping me pull it off.”

“No problem. Love your husband to death but he has been about as much fun as a canker sore lately.”

Both women laughed and watched as Fred Levison headed into the new day and into the next phase of his career.

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Thursday Free-For-All

Heading to Columbia, Miss. today. Have a great day!

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CARTOON: Gov. Bill Waller, Sr.

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Happy 176th Birthday Mark Twain

Your writing never looked so young.

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Serendipity

11:35 a.m. In a small southern city, two young professionals walked out of their respective office towers at precisely the same time.  The man, an engineer, headed toward the south to Ralph’s Downtown Deli for his usual lunch.  The woman, a lawyer who normally ate at her desk, headed to the Post Office to mail a package to her Auntie in Nashville.

11:39 a.m.  Both the man and the woman stopped for a moment.  The man bent down and picked up a penny on heads (for luck) and the woman got caught at the traffic light at the intersection of Capitol and Main.  Each looked at their watch and began walking precisely one minute later.

11:42 a.m. The man ran into an old friend he knew from college and said hello.  The woman noticed her reflection in a building and adjusted her skirt.  Both turned a corner and were now heading directly toward each other.

11:45 a.m. The man looked up (he normally walked with his head down due to a clumsy habit of tripping over his own feet) and saw the woman who was approaching him.  The woman, who had turned her head to the right to admire the beautiful mural on the local building, turned her head and saw the man. At that moment they made eye contact. That was when it happened.

Both saw their future together.  He saw her giving him her phone number. And then their first date. It was a romantic dinner and then a play. And then they both felt the electricity of their first kiss. Of the warmth of the other’s lips and the connection between them. She saw him get down on one knee and ask for her hand. He saw her beauty as she walked down the aisle all dressed in white.  She felt the pain and the ecstasy of the birth of their first child, a little boy. He felt the pain as she squeezed his hand during labor. She watched as their first born went into school for the first time. He smelled the aroma as he changed the diaper of their second child, a little girl.

Time begin to fly faster as they continued to stare at each other.  Soon their children were graduating from college. Their son was in medical school. Their daughter was top at her law school just like her mother was so many years ago.  Their son soon graduated and went into oncology research.  Their daughter began practicing law and became a defense lawyer. Their son pioneered a breakthrough in cancer research saving millions of lives.  Their daughter freed several innocent men and women wrongly on death row.

A car horn blared and the connection was broken.

They looked at each other for a second and realized they were about to run in to each other.

11:46 a.m. The man (not having the courage to act on what he just saw) just said, “Excuse me.” The woman (who also lacked the courage to act) just said, “I’m sorry.”  Both walked around each other and headed on their way.  They never saw each other again.

And at that precise moment, the world was changed forever.

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