CARTOON: Early Christmas

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Tuesday Free-For-All

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Jack

Jack was old, smelly, nearly blind and arthritic. He lay on the floor in the den, bathed in the lights of the Christmas tree.

Jack was 15.  White. And a dog.

He had had a glorious career as a watchdog; no cat burglar had broken in on his watch. It was a point of pride with Jack.  But if the truth was told, an elephant could now sneak past him. His senses were pretty much down from five to one.

So Jack lay there, curled up in his dog bed by the last of the fire’s burning embers. The heat felt good on his old, cold body.  This would probably be his last Christmas, but he didn’t want to think about that. He just enjoyed the dream he was having of running joyfully through the Irish countryside.

Just then, a sensation woke him up. He felt something vibrate. What that something was, he did not know.  He got up as fast as an arthritic dog possibly could and started to growl a toothless growl.

GRRRRRRR Bark Bark Bark Bark GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

“Whoa there little fella.  I mean you no harm.”  The man carefully approached the scrawny dog.

Jack stood his ground. Barking, growling and farting, he was doing everything in his power to run the prowler off.

A light came on in the hall.  The man rapidly disappeared.

The next morning the family came down in the hall and opened their presents.  There by the tree was a specially wrapped bone.  Poppa opened up the card and read what it said inside:

“To Jack, the greatest guard dog in the world. Love Santa.”

And on that Christmas morning, Jack chewed on his bone proud that his guard dog record remained unblemished.

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Jackson City Hall Christmas Tree

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I believe in you*

*Really.

I believe in you. So if you ever have a day when you think, “no one believes in me!” it’s not true.  I do.  Promise.

You’re probably thinking, “But you don’t know me that well,” or even, “You don’t know me at all.”

Odds are in my favor that you can do something amazing. You don’t need to be Michael Jordan, Steve Jobs or Neil Armstrong. Everyday people do amazing things every single day of the week.  History is in my favor. There are too many examples to list. I’m right on this one. Don’t argue.

You probably think that you aren’t capable of doing something noteworthy.  Something that will be recorded in the history books.  You don’t have to. Just do something.  Give blood. Encourage a friend. Donate a few bucks to a charity. Help out a soldier’s family during Christmas. Cheer up a stranger. Give a little bit of the best of yourself.

A rain drop can’t change the world.  But enough of them together can create the Grand Canyon.

I believe in you.  Now go make a difference.

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Monday Free-For-All

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The Helpers

The dark brown swirling waters of the Mississippi River meant that he was almost home. It had been another milk run taking duck hunters to the South Arkansas Delta. Cole Drake adjusted the plane’s trim, pulled back on the throttle and felt as his Cessna 172 Seahawk floatplane started to sink back to earth.  He called ahead to the tower and requested landing instructions.  Fifteen more minutes of flight.

Cole took a slight detour, went down to five hundred feet and headed toward his farm. He dropped the left wing and circled. There, in his driveway, was a strange truck.  Then he saw a strange man being walked out to that truck by his wife Samantha.  And THEN he saw Samantha kiss the man.  He leveled the wings, called the tower and made a change in flight plan.

That was five years ago and he had been in the Florida Keys ever since.

Drake’s charter business was booming.  On an average day, he transported fishermen, sightseers and anything else anyone wanted to run for the right price.  And when he wasn’t flying, he usually was asleep in his hammock. All he had gotten from his divorce was his dog Ajax.  Ajax, a farty Basset Hound, had taken a liking to the tropics and fresh seafood.  So had Cole. Both slept soundly as a steady sheet of rain pounded the Keys.  A low pressure season had blown up south of Cuba making the weather nearly impossible. He looked out at the whitecaps and felt sorry for the poor bastards who had to sail in this chop.  So he tied his plane down, turned on his answering machine and took Ajax down to The Key to Paradise Bar.  The man, dog and an umbrella sloshed a couple blocks down to the local hangout. There he began to drown the last glimpse of a memory of his ex-wife.  Ajax ate some boiled shrimp in a bowl.  Some guy with a guitar stood on the make-shift stage and sang Jimmy Buffett’s Cowboy in the Jungle.

Three beers into his quest, a hand tapped him on the shoulder.  Cole turned around to see a man mouthing something to him. Rain came down harder on the tin roof, making casual conversation nearly impossible.  “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

A man with a white beard and a hawaiian shirt stood there with the goofiest grin.  He then repeated himself even louder. “I hear you’re good at making deliveries.”

“The best. Whatcha got in mind ol’ man?”

“I’m in the delivery business myself. Let’s just say I’m a little overextended this year. I need your help.”

Ajax barked.  A couple of college students looked over at the dog before returning to their margaritas.

“When do you need me to fly?”

“Christmas Eve. I’ll pay extra.”

Cole looked at the old man and  thought he recognized him.  He had a round face, little round glasses and fat belly.  Ill-applied sunscreen caused streaks on his cheeks. And his nose was as red as Rudolph’s.

“Where do you need me to fly?”

“An orphanage in Cuba.”

Cole paused for a second.  “You want me to get shot down, old man? The Cubans ain’t too keen on Americans flying in their airspace. They’ve been jumpy since the Cuban missile crisis back in ’63. And the Americans’ll think I’m a drug runner.”

The old man said, “I hear you’re the best.”

Cole was.  He had been an F-16 pilot in the U.S. Air Force and had dropped enough bombs on Iraq and Afghanistan to blow the Keys into coral marbles.

“OK, ol’ man. You have a deal.” Cole wondered why in the Hell he had just agreed to do something so stupid.  The old man had a persuasive way about him that he just couldn’t explain.

As the old man left the bar, Cole looked at this dog and said, “Dunno Ajax, I’m afraid we’re about to become fish food.”

The weather had cleared by Christmas Eve. Cole finished gassing up the Cessna and loaded Ajax into the front seat.  The old man arrived at the end of the dock in a red 1963 Pontiac Catalina convertible. He got out, opened the trunk and lifted out a giant brown bag of toys.  “Thank you, Cole.  You don’t know how much this means to me. Now, I have to run. I have a busy night ahead myself.”

Cole loaded the toys into the plane, fired the engine and then started to taxi away from the dock.  Cole killed the plane’s lights and adjusted his night vision goggles. His hand glided the throttle forward and they took off.  Like a solitary gull gliding over the waves, the little floatplane headed south to northwestern tip of Cuba.  He was skimming the wave tops, hoping his low altitude (and the fact that it was Christmas Eve) would mean the Cubans weren’t manning their radar scopes.

Cole landed in a small bay, pulled up to the beach and was greeted by three women and a man.  “Thank you, señor.  Feliz Navidad.  And God bless you.  So many little children will be thankful that they will have a toy to wake up to tomorrow morning, ” said the priest as he took the toys out of the plane.

Cole got hugs. Ajax got his tummy rubbed. And then they took to the sky once again.  When they were back in U.S. airspace, Cole finally exhaled. The moon had finally risen to where he no longer needed the goggles.  “I think I just aged 10 years, buddy.”  Ajax barked in agreement.

And at that moment, Cole looked to his right and saw the old man right next to them. Cole screamed. Ajax fell out of his seat. The old man was flying in a sleigh being pulled by tiny reindeer. As Cole rubbed his eyes in disbelief, the old man saluted Cole and the dog and quickly pulled away.

And on that moonlit Christmas Eve, Cole Drake and his farty dog Ajax became Santa’s favorite little helpers.

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Garden of Talents

The early frost had killed much of the garden. Plants and weeds lay wilted and brown on the soil.  Judith diligently pulled up the dead stalks and vines and placed them in the red wheelbarrow. The low fall sun slipped beneath the trees, casting cold shadows on her and the land. She slowly got up off her knees and with one hand, felt the scar on her chest. She then rubbed her bald head.  “Sorry plants. I really empathize. Cancer and chemo have been as hard on my body as the frost was on you.”

Pain shot through her ribs. Her cancer’s demonic tentacles had spread and the doctors were attacking it much more aggressively now.  She took a deep breath, felt the cool air enter her lungs and savored the moment.  And then she exhaled.  This was a “good day” and she intended to make the most of it.

A flock of Geese headed South, announcing their presence with loud honks.  A cool wind blew in from the North. The breeze was strong today. She grinned. If she had hair she’d be complaining about it being a “bad hair day.”  “See? There is a silver lining to breast cancer,” she thought.

Fatigued, she walked over to the bench and plopped down.  The chemotherapy and radiation had completely drained her of energy.  So now it was time to rest. She opened up her bottle of water, took a swig and then removed a black leather journal out of her backpack. She began to jot down a few notes and drew a couple of diagrams.  Next year’s garden was already being planned and would be amazing. And yes, she was determined that there would be a next year.  She’d be there to reap its harvest.

Like the Morning Glory vines covering the garden’s archway, her mind began to wander. It ended up at the Parable Talents, her absolute favorite passage in the Bible.  She thought of the master giving his three servants Talents to watch over in his absence.  The first had 10, invested them wisely and was given more.  Then the second had five, and did the same exact thing. But the last one had one and was fearful of losing it. He buried it, causing the Master to explode in rage when he returned.  Judith had always believed that the parable meant that God wanted her to use the talent she had been given.

And she had.

She had built a very successful career based on her ability to garden. She was an published writer and a gifted speaker. And she had built a business based on people’s love of growing plants. And her Master had given her many more talents to tend to as a reward.  The sky was the limit.

Until the day she felt the lump.

Cancer had changed so many things.  Facing your mortality usually does.  But the one thing that had really changed was how she saw time.

She realized that the greatest Talent her Master had given her was time. Had she invested it wisely? How much had she wasted in the past?  The Parable of the Talents had a different meaning to her now.  In Biblical times, a Talent was money.  And one of the most powerful metaphors our civilization clings to is “Time is Money.”  We save time. We invest time.  We spend time.  So now, she saw the Talent as a gift of time. A gift from her Master that must be spent wisely.  From now on, she vowed to make the most of what time she was given. And pray to be rewarded with more.

Judith stood up.  She needed to spend a few more minutes of her precious gift of time working in her garden before the sun set.  And next year when the garden exploded in color, she knew her Master would be pleased with how she had invested her Talent.

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Sunday Free-For-All

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Ramsey Reader: The latest short stories

Short stories from this week for your reading pleasure:

Jack: It’s Jack the dog’s finest moment as a watchdog.

I believe in you*: You can do something amazing. I know it.

The Helpers: A man, a farty dog and a plane deliver the toys.

The Garden of Talents: A breast cancer patient discovers the greatest Talent of all.

The Brothers Kringle: Santa and his brother Craig play their annual game of chess. A classic battle between good and not-so-good.

Theodore: A Christmas Story: A girl, a bear and an amazing life together.

The Menu: A man went looking for a sign and a hot cup of coffee. He found both.

Serendipity: A man and a woman cross paths. The rest is history.

The Championship Team: Champions don’t just win one game. They change others’ games for the better.

The Black Friday Miracle: A woman’s shops for the real meaning of Christmas.

The Crooked Tree: A tree’s ornaments remind a couple of their lives together.

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