The Best Presents

On the moonless December night, the brackish backwater was like glass. Stars twinkled and danced on its surface and an occasional bird would swim by, breaking its mirror-like appearance.  A hint of fog whispered across the water, hunting the land like a gray prowling cat.  A lone dock with a Christmas tree on it lit the water with a spectacular display of brilliant holiday colors. Christmas had come to the Mississippi Gulf Coast.  And it was a season to rejoice.

On the bank sat a man in a cheap lawn chair. His breath and the steam from his cup of hot chocolate danced around his head.  He sat with a blanket over his lap. Next to him was the love of his life.

“I dreamed of this moment every day and every night for a year.  I dreamed of the sound of the water lapping against the dock.  I dreamed of feeling the warmth of your touch and of the softness of your skin.  When the mortar shells rained down, I dreamed of the calm of this river.  When the attacks came at night, I dreamed of you.”

She shifted her hot chocolate to her right hand and then put her left hand on his face.  Her warm fingers felt moisture —  a tear that was saltier than the water in front of them.  She wiped it away and then wiped her hand on his pants leg.  She felt his artificial leg — a souvenir he had brought home from his fourth tour of duty in Afghanistan.

“I dreamed of this moment, too.  I’d sit down here after the kids were in bed and would pray for your safety. I’d look at the calm water and it would calm me.  I’d look at the stars and know you were looking at them, too.  It brought me closer to you. I got me through the fear.”

The normally noisy bugs and frogs had gone for the winter. A dog howled in the distance, breaking the silence of the night.  The fog began to wrap its fingers around the lit tree, clutching it like a prize.

“What do you want for Christmas this year?” the man said to his wife.

“I’m sitting next to him,” she replied. “What do you want?”

“I’m sitting next to her.”

Both stared in silence at fog, the calm river and the Christmas tree on the dock.  Their love pulsed through their fingertips as they held each other like they had never held each other before. At that moment their Christmas wishes came true. They had gotten what they truly wanted.  And they knew that the best presents don’t always come from the Mall.

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Friday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you have a blessed day!

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Miracle at St. John’s Church: A Christmas Story

St. John’s Church was in an old part of town.  It looked old. It felt old.  It even smelled old.  Because it was old.  The church, like the neighborhood around it, had seen better days.  It’s Rector, Father Thomas O’Neil, looked out at the empty pews of the dying church and felt old himself.  He asked the Christus Rex, “Why am I here?”

Silence.

“At least Moses had a burning bush,” he thought as he rustled his papers around.  Jesus had the Sermon on the Mount.  Father Thomas O’Neil was about to give the Sermon in the Near-Empty Room.

Mary Margaret Smith and her husband sat on the second row.  Francis McDonald, a widow, sat behind her.  Jack Duncan read a book on the fourth.  Dr. Gilbert Franklin snored next to him. Father O’Neil counted 15 people.  It was a busy Christmas Midnight Mass.

St. John’s Church had not followed the city out to the suburbs like other churches had.  Built in 1890 with oil and timber money, it had served the community well through most of the 20th century.  But times change and so do neighborhoods.  A giant cathedral designed to seat hundreds was nearly empty that cold night.

“Lord, why am I here?” Father O’Neil asked again.  Still no answer. He was truly a doubting Thomas.

He cleared his voice and began to speak when the rear doors flew open.  Father O’Neil paused. The cold wind blew and leaves sprinkled into the nave.  Then the candles behind him went out, leaving an already dark room even darker.  Father O’Neil spoke calmly, “We’ll get those doors closed in just a second, folks.  Don’t you worry.”

Just then a strange man and woman walked in the room.  He was tall, bearded and wearing rags. She looked pregnant.  “Great,” Father O’Neil thought, “the homeless are coming to sleep on our pews.”  The man and woman stopped three rows in, looked up at the pulpit and stared at the priest for a minute. And then they sat down.

Father O’Neil began to read his traditional Christmas Eve sermon (he read them which made them lack even more passion than they already lacked) but before he could get to his first word, the woman screamed.  All heads quickly turned to the back of the church. “Help us, my wife’s water just broke!”

Father O’Neil dropped his sermon and ran to the front pews. He grabbed Dr. Gilbert Franklin, the 80-year-old former Obstetrician/Gynecologist. He then grabbed the Holy Water and some towels he had stored off to the side of the nave. “Someone call 911! ” he yelled. But there would not be time for a paramedic to arrive.  The baby was on the way and was on the way now.

He reached the couple and saw her on the cold slate floor.  The priest quickly took off his robes and placed them gently under the screaming woman’s head.  Her husband stroked her forehead as Dr. Franklin dusted off his baby birthing skills.  “I need these things to use as tools,” Dr. Franklin listed them off. “And sterilize them in alcohol.”  The choir director ran into the Parish Hall to find the needed supplies.  Like modern day shepherds, the other parishioners gathered around the woman and Myrtle Jones joined the father by rubbing the woman’s forehead and comforting her.

Minutes passed, pushes were pushed and then the big, empty nave of St. John’s was filled with the joyous noise of a healthy baby boy’s cry.  The choir, all five of them, began to sing, “What Child is This?” Dr. Franklin carefully wrapped the infant in a cloth and handed him to his relieved mother.  Everyone just gazed at the beautiful child.  The father, looking at Father O’Neil, put his hand on his shoulder and said “This, Father Thomas O’Neil, is why YOU are here.”

And at that moment, a bright light glowed through St. John’s giant stain-glass window. Its brilliance illuminated the nave and a beam of warm light then shined on the Nativity set at the back of the old church.

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Jackson this morning



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Thursday Free-For-All

Good morning! It’s going to be another great day!

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you have a great day!

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Paula Pickle’s Quest for Christmas

Paula Pickle didn’t feel very Christmasy.  In fact, she felt pretty darn far from it.  No matter how hard she tried, she felt like her heart had shrunk to the size of a walnut.  She just sat in her cramped company cubicle, looked at her “Justin Bieber quote-a-day calendar and said, “I wonder.”  So she began to wonder. And wonder some more. And then she began to wonder when she’d feel the Christmas spirit.  It was December 20 and she felt nothing. Zip. Nada. Not a thing. The Grinch had nothing on Paula Pickle.

She started to panic.

“I must feel Christmasy. I must be awash in Christmas spirit.”

She had 5 days to get her Christmas on.  So Paula Pickle picked a positively perfect plan: “Tomorrow, I’ll begin my quest for Christmas. I’ll go on a Holiday quest. A Yule-tide wanderlust. A Christmas walkabout.” Pansy Parker, who worked in purchasing looked at her like she had lost her everlasting mind.

Day 1: Paula began her quest for Christmas at the Mall. “Surely I will be awash in Christmas spirit here.” But the crowds had the opposite effect on her.  “I don’t feel very Christmasy”, she told the Mall Santa as she crushed his left femur while sitting on his knee. “Can you make me awash in the Christmas spirit.”  Instead of “Ho Ho Ho!” Santa said, “No No No.” And then begged her to get off his lap.

Day 2. Paula put on her festive Christmas sweater and listened to “Grandma Got Run Over by A Reindeer” 134 times in a row.  “Funny, that doesn’t make me feel very Christmasy. I am not awash in Christmas spirit.” Her quest for Christmas had hit another dead end.

Day 3. Her quest continued.  She watched Fourteen Christmas specials on Netflix, drank egg nog and bought an illuminated lawn reindeer on QVC.  Nothing. “Fudge.  I’ve failed to feel festive,”she said frustrated.

Day 4. Paula Pickle was facing a Yule-tide logjam.  “It is Christmas Eve and I don’t feel Christmasy.  I have failed to feel festive.  I am not awash in Christmas spirit. This will be the worst Christmas ever. My quest has been a failure”  She sat up all night waiting for Scrooge’s three ghosts to appear to make enjoy Christmas.  Her last words before she drifted off to sleep were, “Bah humbug.”

Day 5. Paula Pickle woke up early.  Santa had arrived and given her precious cat Petunia a catnip cat toy.  But Paula had not received the Christmas spirit.  She sat in her house, looked at the new-fallen snow outside and watched as the kids played with their new toys.  She noticed one little boy, Peter Petrie, who was standing by himself on the other side of the yard. Paula put on her pretty pink parka and proceeded to go talk to Peter.  “Merry Christmas, Peter.  Why the frowny face?”

Peter looked up at Paula and said, “Sorry Miss Pickle.  My dad is off at war and my Mom didn’t feel like doing much this Christmas.  We’re stuck here and my grandparents can’t come see us.”

Paula looked at the young boy and said, “Come with me.”

She knocked on Peter’s door and his mom Pricilla answered. “Hi Pricilla, I hope you don’t mind me being forward, but I have a huge turkey and lots of food and would love for you and Peter to come over and have Christmas dinner with me.  It would be fantastically festive.”

Pricilla’s eyes began to water and she hugged Paula.  “Thank you.”

And that afternoon, when Paula Pickle carved the roasted Turkey, she felt a strange sensation.  It started in her toes and traveled to the tips of her fingers. And when it hit her brain she knew exactly what it was: She felt Christmasy.  She was awash in the Christmas spirit.  And her quest for Christmas had come to an end at last.

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Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace Junior

Lots of illustrations put into this one. I’m proud…

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CARTOON: Seventy years after Pearl Harbor

Read the story that goes with the cartoon right here.

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One morning at Pearl Harbor

A light mist shrouded Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.  The normally bright blue water was more of a dull gray, matching the U.S. Navy ships that slipped in and out of its protected waters.  A black Lincoln Towncar slowly pulled up to the battleship and stopped.  The driver got out, walked around to the passenger side rear door and opened it. A shaky foot emerged.

Capt. John Franklin, U.S. Navy (Ret.), slowly got out of the car and looked up at the mighty ship.  His eyes immediately began to water as tears and memories flooded forth.  The driver popped the trunk, got out a walker and helped the old man to his feet.  The driver paused, saluted and waited by the car.  Capt. Franklin slowly made his way to the gangplank.

As he pushed the walker up the walkway he noticed a strange thing beginning to happen: His legs were getting stronger.  About halfway up, he threw the walker aside, “I hated the dam’ thing anyway,” the old sailor growled.  He paused, looked up at the mighty guns and the colorful flags.  The fog swirled around the superstructure and the steel guns.  He continued on his journey.

He got to the top and took a deep breath. The smell of fresh paint, oil and wood tickled his senses, unleashing memories he had not thought about in 70 years.  He stuck out his chest and said, “Capt. Franklin reporting for duty. Permission to come aboard?”  The faceless officer said, “Permission granted, sir.”

Captain John Franklin walked to aft of the ship and approached a 5-inch gun. He put his hand on the warm steel, climbed a ladder and sat inside.  He was now manning his position on the U.S.S. Arizona. He had rejoined his shipmates who had perished 70 years ago while he was ashore on leave.  Smiling, he waved at the driver on the dock below.  The driver saluted back and drove away.

The Captain was home.  He looked out at the shore and everything looked just like it had early on the morning of December 7, 1941.  Suddenly the sun broke through the mist at Pearl Harbor. And when the sunbeam hit the ghost battleship, it disappeared.

At that moment, alarms went off in room BB39 of the Naval hospital.  “We’re losing him!” the nurse screamed.  A team of nurses and doctors scrambled like ants and tried to save him but with no luck.  Captain John Franklin, U.S. Navy (Ret.), survivor of the day that will live in infamy,  faded into history.

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