CARTOON: End of the World

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Being thankful for the bad things

It’s November and people have filled my Facebook timeline with a daily dose of thankfulness.  I like it but haven’t participated.  Why?  I don’t know. I guess I didn’t want to bore people.  It’s not that I’m don’t appreciate the good stuff. I do. Very much so.  I just thought it would interesting to take a different look at this thankfulness trend.  You see, it’s easy to be thankful for the good things in your life.  What’s more difficult is to cherish the really crappy ones.

No, I haven’t lost my mind.

Let me give you example:  I’m very thankful I couldn’t find my dream job after college and ended up  as a nighttime custodian at Pope High School. That seemed like a horrible thing when it happened. But it was a job where I learned to appreciate hard work. How to use my talent. And it gave me the gift of cherishing all my jobs after it.  I also met great friends at Pope. One of those friends is Maggie Hurley.  She set me up with her daughter —  who is now my wife and mother of my three children.

I’m really thankful I had cancer.  No, I don’t want it again —  but it taught me to appreciate the sunrise and live in the moment.  It allowed me to be able to become an advocate for melanoma awareness. And it gave me some really cool scars.

I’m thankful for the Great Recession and a changing career.  The fear of losing my house busted me out of my comfort zone and taught me that I can do anything I put my mind to.  Having a door slam in my face caused me to look around for bigger and better doors.  I’ve found them and am hustling through them. My survival instinct is now firing on all cylinders.

I’m thankful for people who don’t believe in me. The motivation to prove them wrong is powerful and continues to propel me forward. It also has taught me whose opinion to value and who I should ignore.  I ignore many people now who would have driven me crazy three years ago.

I’m thankful for all the times I have failed. Apparently, I’m a better learner when I fall on my face. I think about when I was about to fail Accounting II in college.  I busted my butt and ended up passing the class.

I’m thankful for when I’m wronged. It has taught me the art of forgiveness and taught me valuable life lessons I couldn’t learn any other way.

I’m thankful for the bad moments in my marriage. They make me appreciate the good ones that much more.  The lessons I have learned have made me a better husband and father.

The one I struggle with is the loss of my brother-in-law Adam. I can’t be thankful for his death.  But I what I am thankful for is that my sister had him in her life. And I’m thankful for the example he set for me and my boys. His courage battling ALS will inspire me until the day I die.

So that’s it.  The bad moments have given me the opportunity to learn and grow.  And for that, I’m truly thankful.

What bad thing are you most thankful for?

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Friday Free-For-All

GOOD morning! Another crisp fall day! Hope you have a good one.

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The Answer

The full moon sprinkled diamonds across the inky reservoir.  The cool, crisp November air chilled a lone figure as she drank her coffee and admired the view.  A big, yellow dog soon joined her. He wagged his tail and began barking joyously.  His voice echoed across the lake and the silence of the countryside soon shattered into a million pieces.  Pink hues appeared on the eastern horizon. Like the Biblical camel, the sun’s rays snuck their nose under the night’s tent.

A new day was here.

Vapors from her cup of coffee danced a mystical dance into the sky.  Piper McDaniel took a sip and looked down at her dog Lincoln.  “Lincoln, what do you think today will bring us?”

Lincoln looked up at his master with a goofy grin.

“Joy?” then let’s make it so.

Lincoln had really thought, “Food.” But Piper’s dog language skills were as bad as Lincoln’s English.

But it would be a joyful day. Every day was joyful for Piper.  A chance decision to catch a later flight six months ago had kept her off a doomed airliner.  Three coworkers had perished in the crash of AirNorth Flight 230.  Piper hadn’t been the same since.

Gone were her procrastinating ways.  She began to live in the moment. Complaints? No more.  She never criticized either.  Positive suggestions became her style.  She spoke her mind. She was a woman of action.

Lincoln saw a rabbit and took off across the field.  Piper took another sip.  “Why am I still alive?”

Every morning she came here and asked the same question. And every morning the sun and moon exchanged positions without giving her an answer.

Moses had it easy. He at least had a burning bush.

Piper took the last sip off coffee and called Lincoln. She had to get to work.

“Good morning, Piper.”  Her boss smiled as he passed her cubicle in the giant office building downtown.

“Morning, Steve. I’ll have that project on your desk later today.”

“I didn’t need it until tomorrow.”

“That’s OK. You know me, I don’t like to procrastinate.”

Steve looked into Piper’s eyes and noticed them tear up.  It had been six months since the plane crash.  He knew that she was still walking on emotional eggs.  “I know it will be excellent as usual.”

Steve walked down the hall and into a conference room. The 9 a.m. meeting had begun.

Layoffs had left the building empty. The once powerful company was like a museum battleship — There were hints of its former glory, but they were few and far between.  Piper headed around the corner heard what sounded like a loud firecracker.  And then what followed made her blood chill

She heard a scream.

She rushed back toward her desk and ducked down.  There, standing 25 feet from her was a middle-aged man with a gun.  On the ground was an administrative assistant in a pool of crimson blood.  Piper grabbed her cellphone and texted her friend, “Call 911. We have a shooter in the building.”

The shooter was roaming around the roam like a pacing cat.  He’d spot someone under a desk and open fire.  Another shot. Another scream.  Piper felt the terror paralyze her.  But then she realized that she was in a part of the building where she could not be seen.

“OK,” she thought. “I am safe.”

But safe wasn’t good enough for Piper McDaniel.  She looked around the office for something to stop the crazed man.   A red sign hanging from the ceiling gave her the best option.

The gunman began ranting about her boss.  Piper recognized his face as a man who had been laid off last year.  The Great Recession has destroyed so many lives. And now this man was taking it out on the wrong people.  “I hope Steve keeps his head down,” she thought as she opened up the door.  She could hear the gunman’s breathing and footsteps as he approached.  He began to chant, “Stevie! Come out and play Stevie!  I’ve got a surprise for you….”

Three. Two. One.

As the gunman walked around the corner, the fire extinguisher’s chemical spray hit him squarely in the face. In an effort to protect it, the gunman threw his hands up — and dropped his gun.  Piper ran and kicked it as hard as she could. It slid across the room as the gunman tackled her.   He started hitting her face as hard as he could with his fists.  She began to blackout from the pain when she heard one more gunshot.

The gunman fell to the ground in pain.

Standing above her was her boss, holding the gun.

“You’re my hero,” he said with a grin.  As blood flowed out of Piper’s nose, she began to cry.

The next morning, the full moon once again sprinkled diamonds across the reservoir. Lincoln ran up to her as she read the local paper.

“HERO STOPS OFFICE SHOOTING. SAVES DOZENS OF LIVES.”

There was a picture of her on the front page, black eyes, broken nose and all.

Piper McDaniel watched as the eastern sky began to glow.  She took another sip of her coffee and asked one last time: “Why am I here?”

She looked down at the paper and finally got her answer.

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Thursday Free-For-All

I have a couple of speeches today. And will be hopefully selling some books.  How will your day be?

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Last night’s signing was a home run!  It is very humbling to be signing a book, look up and see that the line is almost out the door.  Thank you. And it was good to see long-time MRBA family members in line, too. We’ve had an interesting couple of years but we’re still standing.  I think it is because we have support from each other.

On another note, I want to wish Hot Laser Guy a happy 10th birthday. Time flies. Here he is when he was just a few months old.

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CARTOON: 00-Petraeus

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Lemonade

I’m sitting at my desk and looking at a copy of my new book Fried Chicken & Wine.  It’s more than a book to me.  It’s lemonade. That cool, tangy drink made out of one of life’s bitterest lemons —  a sudden change in my life that I wasn’t expecting. But it was an upheaval that led to something very special to me:  I now have done something I never believed I could do. I’ve written a book.

I had a teacher once who told me that I couldn’t write well. The biggest sin committed that day wasn’t her discouragement. It was me believing her. Since then, I’ve resisted writing because when I did, I heard her voice.  Don’t get me wrong — life turned out just fine. My creativity blossomed in other ways — as a speaker, a cartoonist and a radio host. But I always shied away from words.  I didn’t want to hear her voice again.

So when my world was shaken up two years ago, walls began to fall. Walls of doubt. Walls of fear. I began writing short stories that rattled in my head.  And I enlisted talented friends to help me launch them in book form.

A week ago, the lemonade arrived in 79 boxes.  And so far, it’s an early hit.  Reviews and comments have been strong.  I have a book that I am very proud of.

I’m not proud because it’s a literary masterpiece. No, it just shows me that I can do anything I put my mind to — if I get out of my comfort zone.

Tonight at 5 p.m. I have a book signing at Lemuria Books in Jackson. It’s off the I-55 frontage road in Banner Hall.  Get off the Northside Drive exit and head south on the frontage road.  Don’t think of it as me personalizing a book for you. Think of it as me serving you a sweet glass of lemonade.

I think you’ll enjoy it as much as I do.

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Good crisp, fall morning to you!

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: The Layoff

It has been a week since I’ve run.  I was starting to get paranoid, thinking that I was on the lazy, meandering route to obesity again. But I tamed my inner lazy demons and went out and ran this morning. The ground was wet (from last night’s storms) and the air was cool. My legs felt fresh and my back OK (I hurt it lugging around books). I finished 5.20 miles as I slipped and slid though the wet leaves and pine straw.

I felt exhilarated when I finished. Not just because I had finished a really strong, good run. But also because I had not lost too much fitness.  By running this morning, I knew that I was not on the road back to weighing 248 lbs again.

I worked hard last week selling my books. I know that if I had not been in shape, I would not have been able to handle the physical and mental strain.

Now to get my back in shape.  It is my next goal.

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