The Biggest Winner

Mississippian Patrick House lost a ton of weight and gained even more respect this year.  House, who is 28 and lives in Vicksburg, won the NBC reality series “Biggest Loser” last night. It’s the show where overweight contestants compete to see who’ll lose the most weight to win the $250,000 grand prize.  But House won more than a pile of cash. He also won the hearts and respect of hundreds of thousands of fans who cheered him all the way across the finish line.

Mississippi loves it when one of their own do well on the national stage. (I know — I’ve had a small taste of it and it’s a powerful experience.)  Talented Mississippi athletes, artists, musicians, writers achieve great things all the time. But House really is a role model for our state. He was down on his luck, but had tons of potential. He decided one day that he had had enough and changed what was going on between his ears.  And then he literally worked his butt off to improve his life.  Like a caterpillar emerging from a cocoon, a new man was born last night.  Mississippi  can learn a lot from House. I know I did. He has inspired me to work harder and do better. And  our state  can follow his example and do the same.

Congratulations Patrick.  You’re the Biggest Winner in my book.

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Wednesday Morning Links: News and stuff

Good morning! What a difference a day makes — it’s a good 20 degrees warmer outside this morning.  There’s some light drizzle out there, too. It’s not an issue here in Central Mississippi, but Northeast Mississippi is starting to get treacherous.  Enjoy the balmy weather down here and if you’re up north, take caution.  And remember, if you don’t like the weather in Mississippi, wait five minutes.

Here’s the official forecast from the National Weather Service for Jackson. It’ll be cloudy with a chance of drizzle and a high of 56.

Here’s today’s Free-For-All for discussion and more.

Biggest Loser is the biggest winner. Mississippi’s own Patrick House lost the most and gained the most last night by being crowded winner of NBC’s reality show, “The Biggest Loser.” House showed America that he had a bigger heart than stomach and if there were any doubters, he won them over, too.  He reinvented himself from a broken-down, out-of-work sales rep to a slimmed-down, confident inspiration right before our eyes. He’s also the third Mississippian to win a reality show this year alone.  So remember America, if you’re on a reality show and there’s a Mississippian on there with you. concede defeat.

Murrah Coach who whipped players keeps his job and goes back on the payroll Monday. I’m kind of  Old Testament on this issue.  Eye for an eye —  or in this case, a very large man should have given him a dose of his own medicine.

Just in time for Christmas… The Senate is about (early this morning)  to vote on the tax cut extension.  It passed a procedural vote 85-13.  So far, the Obama administration is like Presidential greatest hits: You have Bill Clinton talking about George W. Bush’s tax cuts.

Veteran diplomat Richard Holbrooke’s chilling last words about Afghanistan: “You’ve got to stop this war in Afghanistan.”

Speaking of... in an effort to break the Taliban, the U.S. is using more firepower and counter-terrorism tactics.

Excellent Rick Cleveland column about Delta State’s very intelligent QB Micah Davis (who just graduated with a 4.0 in Chemistry).  The Statesmen will be playing this weekend for the Division II National Championship (which they won in 2000.)

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The Tree

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CARTOON: Coal

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CARTOON: The Naughty List

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Budget plan approved; McCoy challenges Barbour to a duel

Jackson, Miss. (AP) — Mississippi Legislative leaders patched together a $5.4 billion budget outline for 2012 yesterday.  And in a shocking announcement, House Speaker Billy McCoy (D-Rienzi) challenged Governor Haley Barbour to a duel.  “I’m sick of his smug lectures about cutting Guv’ment, ” said Speaker McCoy.” We’re going to settle this once and for all  like men”

Other lawmakers seemed shocked by the Speaker’s announcement. “I told Billy that this wasn’t a good thing, but he’s madder than a spanked hornet, “said Representative Steve Holland. “He wants to go old school and go Aaron Burr on the Governor’s #$%.”  Lt. Governor Phil Bryant seemed okay with the concept. “It’s OK with me.  So the Governor gets winged .. that just means I get to be Governor a little earlier than I planned.”  Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann would officiate the duel, which would be held outside of the State Capital.

Jackson City officials seemed OK with the showdown as well. “We were a little concerned about gunfire in Jackson, but it has happened before,” said Mayor Harvey Johnson. “I just hope this doesn’t interfere with us getting any money from the State to repair our aging water infrastructure.”

State Treasurer Tate Reeves sees it as a good thing, “Look, those two have been going at it for years. If we can do this and settle their squabble, it’ll provide closure to their ridiculous cat fight. Speaker McCoy doesn’t much like me anyway. And as a bonus, if we charge admission, we can shore up the MPACT program.”

A date and time for the duel hasn’t been announced yet.  “But you’re darn tootin’ it will happen,” said Speaker McCoy as he stormed off from the podium. No word from the Governor’s office is he plans to change “Let’s go walking” to “Let’s go dueling.”

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Barbour: State can’t afford heat anymore

Jackson, Miss (AP) –– Like the brutally cold weather? “Get used to it,” said Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour during an emergency press conference at the chilly Mississippi State Capitol. “We can’t afford to heat the state anymore. It’s a budget thang,” said. Gov. Barbour as he was joined by Lt. Governor Phil Bryant and a gaggle of other shivering Republican lawmakers.  “I’ve immediately turned off the heat from the Coast to DeSoto County and we’re going to just have to pull the wool socks up by the bootstraps, or some other folksy saying I can’t think of because I’m so dang cold.”

More details when they come available.

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Tuesday Morning Links: News and Stuff

Good frozen morning. It’s cold. How cold is it? I feel like this guy this morning. Now on to links — I’m running late this morning, so this will have to be fast.

Here’s today’s Free-For-All to warm you up.

Not working for you? How about this forecast? It will be 68 on Thursday. (Today it will be sunny and 46.)

The streak is broken. Detroit was where Lou Gehrig’s streak was broken. And now Brett Favre. The Vikings got hammered by the Giants nearly as hard as the Metrodome did by the blizzard.  21-3.

Virginia court rules against Health Care Law. Several local politicians cheer.  I got hammered by my insurance company on a recent surgery. I’m just thankful I still have insurance, even if it doesn’t cover much.  Point: Health insurance will get worse before it gets better. Glad the politicians have something to cheer about.  And the lawyers — this will be tied up in the courts for a long, long time.

Jets coach suspended for tripping player. Coach also gets the Woody Hayes dumb-@#$ award.

Long-time diplomat Richard Holbrooke dies after surgery. He was involved in the Pentagon Papers — the guy has been on the diplomatic scene for a long, long time.

Jennifer Grey will have back surgery. OK, my respect for her winning Dancing with the Stars just shot up even higher. She won it with a ruptured disc.

Got to go get the kiddos up.  Read the links and I’ll post a few later today.

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The Gift

It’s 5:00 a.m. and I’m looking at our dark Christmas tree. There are no presents under it because Banjo the dog will pee on them.  It’s a hazard of having an old, farty dog.

But there will be a few presents under there Christmas morning.  Mostly they’ll be for my boys — they’re at an age where Christmases are ranked by quantity, not quality.  I know there will also be a few for my wife. She’s been good this year and deserves some very nice loot.  I’m really not sure what I’ll get.  I don’t want much (for economic reasons). Stuff doesn’t interest me that much on my 43rd Christmas anyway.  I’ll settle for the few gifts I’ve already been given:

  1. My family
  2. My health
  3. My talent
  4. The change forced upon me last month that is making me use that talent.

A few months ago, I wouldn’t have considered number four a gift.  I would’ve actually considered it a curse delivered by a corporate Grinch. I’d rather have gotten an official ‘Christmas Story’ Leg Lamp or six-pair pack of socks.  No, a few months ago, an iPad was on the top of my wish list.  But I know that 20 years from now, I’ll look back and realize that this list of gifts (especially number four)  will make this the best Christmas ever. Because an iPad will be in a landfill. Family and the gifts brought by change and my talent will last a lifetime.

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Christmas Art from 2008

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