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CARTOON: Santa’s disbelief
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Catwoman’s Thankful Thanksgiving
Catwoman wasn’t much a conversationalist.
She intensely watched a rerun of Wheel of Fortune and tried to guess the puzzle. “Mr. Winkles, what do you think it is?”
Mr. Winkles, a striped tabby, simply meowed.
“I don’t think it is ‘meow.’ There are too many letters.”
It was Thanksgiving and Catwoman was hanging out with her cats. To her, it was just another day. No turkey. No gravy. No casseroles. Really not much to be thankful for except for her feline friends. She would find them something easy to fix for lunch. “How’d you like some Tuna?” The mere mention of the word drew a feline crowd.
Dorothy “Catwoman” Thompson was thankful for her kitty companions. Her three children lived far away and were estranged from her. Her neighbors (who had given her the nasty nickname of Catwoman) weren’t exactly friendly. So she just lived alone with her cats and a few photos of her husband. “He was so handsome in his uniform,” she told Mr. Winkles. But he had been shot down and died in a bombing mission over Vietnam in 1965, leaving her to raise their three children by herself. She had never gotten remarried. “Who needs people anyway?” she told Reagan. “Cats are the perfect company.” She had tried to convince herself of that for over 30 years now.
But she was lonely. It was Thanksgiving after all. And once she got past listing Mr. Winkles, Sam, Buttercup, Lady Bird, Gus, Francis, Freddy, Susie, Reagan and Kitty she really didn’t have much to be thankful for. She looked at the phone, knowing it would not ring today.
She flipped the channel and found the Macy’s Day Parade. Her kids had loved watching it and particularly liked the Snoopy ballon. She did, too, if the truth were told. Mainly because it reminded her of them. She really missed her children and wished they didn’t blame her for all the troubles in the world. Didn’t they know she had done the very best she could? The three jobs she had worked to put them through school didn’t mean anything to them? She slowly got up and limped into the kitchen with a cat parade right behind her. “Chow time.” At least the cats appreciated her.
She opened up the cupboard. It was bare other than cat food. She pulled out ten cans of tuna and scraped them on a plate. A white and brown cat jumped up on the counter. “Get down Buttercup and wait your turn.” She bent over, fed ten very grateful kitties and sighed.
Sadness had shaved eight of nine lives off Catwoman’s life.
She shuffled back into the living room and sat back down in her green recliner. Al Roker was excitedly introducing some singer she had never heard of. Maybe a nap would help her forget she was hungry and lonely.
And then there was a knock on the door.
“Surely it’s next door,” she to Mr. Winkles, “Who would knock on my door?” She turned up the TV to drown out the noise. No sense of being reminded of other people’s joy.
A second knock was even louder.
“Who is it?”
No answer.
She got up and shuffled over to the door to look through the peephole. What she saw brought her to her knees.
“We brought you lunch, Mom.”
Outside where her three kids, their spouses and their children. Each held a dish.
That afternoon, thirteen people and ten cats had the finest Thanksgiving lunch ever. It plain and simply Catwoman’s most thankful Thanksgiving ever. She burped a full burp, looked at her family and smiled. Catwoman and her ten cats were never lonely again.
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Sunrise over the Reservoir
Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2011. A little after 6 a.m. on the Ross Barnett Reservoir Overlook on the Natchez Trace.
Tuesday Free-For-All
Today is Tuesday or as I like to call it this Thanksgiving week, Thursday.
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The Kids’ Table
The car turned off the main road and onto the gravel driveway. The distinctive sound of rocks under the tires meant his family had arrived. The little boy woke up and his eyes lit up with joy. It was Thanksgiving. And they were FINALLY at his grandparents’ house.
All four of his grandparents lives in the same small town. Every year, they’d rotate houses and invite the various extended family members to the annual family feast. There were the aunts and uncles. Cousins. Great aunts and uncles. It was a DNA celebration flavored with love and laughter.
The car door slamming brought one of the grandparents out to greet them. The door made a distinctive creak that only their door made. The little boy hopped out of the backseat and ran and gave his grandfather a huge hug. The joy was highlighted by the smell of lunch wafting from the kitchen that his grandmother was preparing. They had gotten into town just in time.
The mountains in the distance had snow on their peaks. The cool Thanksgiving weather was only beat back by the warmth in the room. The family lined up to get their turkey and fix their plates. Elderly great uncles would eat like they had not eaten all year long. Plates were piled higher than the snow-capped mountains out the window.
There were two tables: An adult table and a kids’ table. The little boy went to his assigned spot at the kids table — he so couldn’t wait until he graduated to the adult table. If he only knew what that meant. Everyone held hands and the blessing was said — although the whole afternoon was a blessing. The prayer was one bookend. A vast selection of desserts on the dessert table was the other. It was a fantastic feast.
After the meal, the Lions playing Green Bay and the couch called his name. The little boy sat down, stretched out and fell fast asleep.
He awoke by someone jostling him awake. “Dad, wake up!” It’s time to eat!” He blinked twice and looked at his son — his dream of Thanksgiving past was over. He got up and went to his seat at the adult table.
He looked over at the kids table and smiled a bittersweet smile. And as he carved the turkey, he missed his grandparents so very much.
Daily Blog – Nov. 21
Be thankful. Be thankful for your talent. Be thankful for your friends and family. Be thankful for all that you have received in your life. Just remember to show your thankfulness — Use your talent to its fullest. Love your family and friends with all your heart. Enjoy all you have received as much as you possibly can.
It’s one thing to say you’re thankful. It’s another to show it. But if you do, you’ll have twice as much to be thankful for next year.
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Monday Free-For-All
Good morning! What’s up? How you have a great Thanksgiving week.
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