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CARTOON: The Cloud
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Tuesday Free-For-All
Good morning! Hope you are having a great day!
The Final D-Day
On June 6, 2011, in the corner of a forgotten nursing home, sat a forgotten man who was desperately trying to forget.
The old man looked around at the room; it was a cloudy blur. Cataracts were taking his one last good sense from him. He did know the room was full of women. Old, gossipy women, if you asked him. He was the only man in the room and a source of much of their gossip. It was enough to bring a smile to his weathered face. “I would have killed to be in a room full of women when I was 20.” He rolled his wheelchair over to the window and looked out at the mountains in the distance. He loved the East Tennessee Smokies. The mountains faded to black as he closed his eyes and drifted off. He had killed when he was 20.
Explosions rocked the airplane. His C-47 Dakota, the military version of the venerable Douglas DC-3 two-engined transport, had caught fire. The Germans apparently did not want company. It was June 6, 1944 — D-Day as General Eisenhower had called it when he spoke to him and his fellow Rangers. They were in the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles, and today was the first day of the end of Hitler’s reign over the continent of Europe. Flak tore through the front of the aircraft, killing a Private who had been throwing up just a second ago. He looked away from the blood and out the window to see the right engine was flaming. Not a good start to the day. Suddenly an explosion…
The old man woke up. Dorothy Snodgrass had dropped her tray, causing the young orderlies to scurry like ants. To the workers at the nursing home, he was just an old man, a crumbled relic of humanity. He looked out at the mountains again and could see shapes in the clouds. That one reminded him of the Eiffel Tower. Ah, the day he helped liberate Paris. He could smell the sweet smell of perfume in the air. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath and tasted the lipstick of the young French girl who had planted her lips on his.
A young worker tapped him on his shoulder. “Time for your pills, old timer.” The man looked at the 24-year-old. The kid knew nothing about sacrifice. About pain. About losing everything and gaining ultimate victory. The kid shoved three pills in his mouth and gave him a drink of water. “Swallow these and I’ll go get you some lunch.”
Lunch. Mush or whatever the mystery gruel of the day was. Sigh. He remembered his first meal at the German cafe in Berchtesgaden. The taste of the beer. The softness of the bread. The fraulein who served him. Blonde. Busty. He closed his eyes again and his mind drifted off.
More explosions. He floated down into Hell. The C-47 was on fire, lighting up the inky black of the Normandy sky — they had to jump early. Lord only knew where he was about to land. He looked over at his Captain. Tracer fire ripped through the Captain’s body, causing him to burst into a cloud of red vapor. What was left of his body plummeted to the ground. The Germans weren’t playing. He was jolted to his senses as his legs hit the ground. More explosions went off around him…
A door had slammed. The man lifted his chin so the young man could wipe the food off of it. How embarrassing. How could a warrior like him end up in this place?
He rolled over to a dark corner, forgotten and closed his eyes once again. This time there were no explosions; he just saw his old men. They were coming out of the light, surrounded by fog. There was Lefty. There was Sarge. There was Jimbo. All had perished in the Battle of the Bulge. The Captain came and grabbed his hand. “Get out of that chair, soldier,” he commanded. The man could walk for the first time in years. He walked arm and arm with his old comrades into history.
His war was over. His victory had finally come. It was his final D-Day.
© 2011 Marshall Ramsey
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H.O.P.E. on National Cancer Survivors’ Day
A little something I wrote for anyone who has defeated the dragon.
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CARTOON: The other Great Flood
It’s amazing that the pointy-hatted experts in Washington can’t figure out why the economy is hitting the skids (again.) Us wee people in the sticks figure it out every time we buy food and fuel. I guess when a limousine picks you up, you don’t worry about the price of a tank of gas.
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Sunday Free-For-All
Good morning! Stay warm on this frosty, 100-degree day! (and Happy Cancer Survivors’ Day to all who have been touched by that horrid disease.)
National Cancer Survivors’ Day
So it’s National Cancer Survivors’ Day. I’m not expecting any balloons. Not a cake. Nor cards. Nope — it’s just a normal day. But that’s OK. If you’ve had cancer, you come to crave “normal.”
I’ll spend the day working. Thank goodness I can. I’ll love on my children. Once again, thank goodness I can. Two out of three of my sons would not be here if my doctor had not caught my melanoma when he did. I will hug them a little tighter.
I might look at my scar. It’s on my back. I seldom pay much attention to it any more. I might even run my fingers over it, feeling how it is slightly raised from my skin. I’ll feel the rough texture of the scar. That is the feeling of life.
But honestly, today will be a regular day. Cancer survivors really don’t need a single day a year to celebrate. We celebrate every sunrise — because if you want to know the truth, any day that ends with a “Y” is National Cancer Survivors’ Day.
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Campaigning near the Crossroads
It was so hot that flies burst into flames. And it was only June.
The old man sat on his front porch, strummed his guitar and spit. Psssssssssssssss. The spit turned to steam as it hit the wood. His old dog hid under his chair, searching for any small patch of shade he could find. The old hound would have licked himself, but it would have burned his tongue. It was that hot. The red sun burned through the haze as it set. Just one more “to Hell with you” gesture to the Earth it had spend the day frying.
It was hottest June in the old man’s 83 years. He spit again. And once again, it turned to steam. Psssssssssssssssss.
The man in the seersucker suit appeared out of nowhere. Or so it seemed.
“You ain’t one of them travelin’ preachers are you?” the old man growled as the man stepped up onto the porch. The dog growled, too — but a look from the stranger made him mysteriously stop. The stranger laughed, “Oh no, I’m running for Governor of this great state.”
The old man looked at the man suspiciously. It was 104 degrees and this man didn’t have one drop of sweat on his head. His suit was pressed and wrinkle-free.
“I am asking for your vote.” The stranger smiled, revealing his pointed fangs.
A black crow landed on the porch rail, cawing at the old man.
“You should send me to Jackson. I can fix all your worries. I can solve all your problems.”
The old man looked at the stranger and almost asked him for air conditioning. “What will it cost me?”
“Just your vote.”
“Just my vote?” The old man’s soul burned like the red sun licking at the horizon.
“Yes, old timer, just your vote. That’s the deal. Just tell me what you are afraid of and I will solve it. I will create a commission. I will pass a law. I will make government work for you. ” The stranger smiled again as flames danced in his eyes.
The dog growled again but was drowned out by the crow.
The stranger handed the old man one of his push cards. The old man gazed at the picture of the man in the suit. No family. Just him in front of the state Capitol building. “I will do great things when I get in power.” The old man looked up and into his eyes. It was the first chill he had felt all week. He clutched the card and nodded politely. The stranger nodded back, walked off the porch and down the dirt driveway, disappearing into the shadows. The crow flew off in the same direction.
And on that hot June evening, the old man strummed a Robert Johnson tune and knew there’d be Hell to pay if this mysterious young man won the election.
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