Fit2Fat2Fit Blog: Day 24

title-8-week-lrgIt’s halftime and here’s the score:

Twenty-four days into PLS Summer Training, I am down a whopping four pounds. (212 lbs. to 208lbs. ). But the scale doesn’t tell you the whole story this time.  When I was 16 years old, I weighed 165 lbs. and wore a size 34 waist.  I am 45 years old, weigh 208 lbs. and wear a size 34 waist.  When I started PLS in 2012, I wore a size 41 waist.

It’s called muscle.

I can see muscles in my stomach. I don’t have a six pack. But I at least don’t have a 2-liter.

So how was today’s workout you ask?  We got to slap the #$%& out of some tackling dummies.  I loved that for some reason. I channelled a rage I haven’t felt since I was tackling quarterbacks a long, long, long time ago.  I sweated a lot. Did some burpees, mountain climbers jumping jacks,  worked on the weights and did a drill where I had to put the ball in a bucket. That was fun. And I sweated a lot.  A lot.

It’s halftime.

Time to evaluate my goals and see what I need to adjust to reach them.  What do I need to do to get to the next level?  That goes not only for my fitness, but my life and career as well.  But I can say without a doubt, I am in the best shape of my life.

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Thursday Free-For-All

It seems like it should be Friday, but it’s Thursday. Here’s one of the pages from the Banjo book I’m working on. Banjo is a Quarterback.

 

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The Gift

The Gift.

The Gift.

I woke up ten minutes before my alarm clock went off. Its big red numbers screamed 3:59 a.m. at me as I just stared at them. I couldn’t go back to sleep.  The silence of the morning accompanied me as I picked up my iPad and scanned my Facebook page.  A message hit me right between the eyes. It was 4:09 and I found out that Eric Tanner died.

I met Eric through Facebook. He was battling melanoma and knew I had survived the disease. He talked with hope about his latest treatments.  He saw the future and it was bright.  His attitude and will to live quickly made him one of my cancer heroes.

A few weeks ago, I got a note from his beloved wife Kristi. The beast was winning. That bright future had dimmed into long hours of sleep. She was losing her soulmate.  And her words dripped with the pain.  It reminded me of the agony my sister went through when her soulmate Adam died last year of ALS. Death came slowly.

But it came.

I sat in the dark and mourned a man I had been praying hard for. Melanoma is a brutal opponent.  It is sneaky and yet violent.  It shows no mercy.  My fears sat on my chest as I knew I could very easily be walking the same journey.

I turned off the iPad, said a prayer for Kristi and laced up my shoes.  I struggled this morning during my Paul Lacoste workout. Sweat poured copiously off my body and I gasped for breath.  I felt the heat as the sun peeked over the trees.  At that moment, I unwrapped my gift.  The gift of another sunrise. Another chance. And today, I will live every moment to the fullest in honor of a good man who can’t. That’s my tribute to his memory.

A long time ago, I used to worry that people didn’t live like I do. Now I just want people to live.  To pursue their dreams. To use their talents.  To find passion and hang on to it for dear life. And to not take a second for granted.

 

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Fit2Fat2FitBlog: Day 23

title-8-week-lrgI finally figured out what “Next Level” means. Because the humidity has risen to the next level. We’re going to need freakin’ gills to breathe before the end of the summer. It was like running through syrup today.

And I’ve never looked at a Chips and Salsa dish and thought, “That could really hurt me.” I will now. Thanks Morgan for making me scared of a platter.

Running around with a 45-lb. plate just reminded me how sucky it was to weigh 45 pounds heavier than I do now. I’m in no mood to go back to Fatville ever again.

I hiked my leg like a dog in Clark’s station. With both legs. Just thankfully not at the same time.  I think that would hurt.

I ran and bunny hopped over bags.  I’m sure I looked like an idiot doing it.

And the cherry on top of the sweat sundae was running around the track and up and down a metal stadium nearly twice.  By the time I got to the end zone for the final stretch, I was not only drenched in sweat, I was pouring sweat like someone had turned on a faucet.

I opened up my Facebook this morning at 4:09 and saw that Eric died of melanoma. I survived melanoma.  So you want to know something, I haven’t got a thing to complain about.  None. Nothing. I’m alive. I saw the sunrise. I have the gift of another day.

I just wish Eric did.

 

 

 

 

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Getting the 60,000-mile service done on Lazarus (my car that was shot died and brought back to life.)

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CARTOON: Motivation Fail

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Fit2Fat2Fit Blog: Day 22

title-8-week-lrgMy knee hurts.

I know, “Wah.”

I’m getting a new pair of shoes now — that’s usually the first sign my shoes are worn out.  I’m broker, although new shoes are cheaper than knee surgery.

My old shoes are soaked.

I probably sweated a Great Lake today. If not Michigan, at least Erie.  Hell apparently turned on its attic fan because even the mornings are hotter now. We started with the Indian Run. I’m weird, but I like the Indian Run. So I was happy. Wayne had us doing work with a 25lb. weight and pushups.  We ran some too. You always run some too in PLS. So now, my arms are tired.  (My upper body strength is not my strength.) We then went to a station where we did three things: Jump rope, bounce the blue ball and do weighted jumping jacks.  Bouncing the blue balls made the rubber black things come out like ants at a picnic. I brought a fresh crop home today (to add to their friends).  We then went to Morgan’s line (it is her birthday.)  Lots of planks, half burpees, running etc. Then we finished all together with a lap, then sprints with frog jumps (I hate frogs now), bear crawls and hopscotch.

My knee hurts. But at least it is in good company.

Now to go to the dentist.  I like pain.

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Another hot day (I’ve already been out sweating in it). Now to the dentist. I know how to party.

Hope you have a great day.

Banjo is a Fireman

Banjo is a Fireman

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The Best Father’s Day Gift of All

163864_10150370536690721_594630720_16233317_653464_n-1In the 1970’s we had plenty to worry about. Stagflation, Vietnam, the Bermuda Triangle, the metric system, an oil crisis, Iran hostages, nuclear war, killer bees, Billy Beer, disco — I spent most of my childhood scared half to death.  But what really freaked me out was that people kept telling me how the world was going to change in the year 2000. The 21st Century seemed so scary.

It frightened the leisure suit out of me.

I survived the ’70’s (even disco.) I even made it successfully through the 80’s and ’90’s. But in the year 2000, the dire prophecy came true. My world really did change.

I became a father.

And I had absolutely no freakin’ clue what  I was doing.  I looked at my newborn son and broke into a cold sweat. WTH? Where was the instruction manual? There wasn’t one attached to him when he came out!  (I checked. Twice.) To make matters worse, I’d never been around a baby before.  I could change a tire — but a diaper? OH NO! He peed on me about 4,000 times before I figured out how to cover him up. I was lost. And just to make the learning curve a little steeper, my son decided he wouldn’t sleep through the night for a year. Lack of REM sleep and exhaustion meant maximum stress.  My wife’s lovely blue eyes quickly became bloodshot. And I wasn’t much help. My wife had to raise two children at once.

Thankfully babies are tougher than they appear. Thirteen years later, my oldest is a brilliant, handsome young man. And his two younger brothers are equally smart, funny and good looking (editor’s note, they all look like their mother). But if I had a dime for every mistake I’ve made, I’d have enough money to put the boys through college.

So this Father’s Day, I really don’t need a tie or a card. Boys you have already given me the most precious gift of all: I now know life is about more than myself.  To quote the ever-brilliant Craig Ferguson,“I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else’s.”

Thank you boys, for making me a father. I’m very proud to be your Dad.  And thanks for the gift. It changed my life for the better.

 

 

 

 

 

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Why Banjo?

971705_10152914134925721_802838239_nMy pen created his face again.  A face that we haven’t see in nearly a year now. But it’s one we see a lot in our head and heart. I drew Banjo for the first time in a while Saturday. A new book has begun.

Asked Amy, “Should we do this book based on Pip? It only seemed fair. She’s our dog now. And she’s a sweet (if feisty) girl.”

Amy sat for a second and I could hear the wheels turning. And then she said something very wise.

“Banjo was a rescue. He had an amazing will to live. That will inspired us to live our lives to the fullest. This is a book about dreams. About being what you want to be in your life. It’s only right that we honor his life well-lived with a book.”

So the book will be about Banjo.

And it will be out in the fall.

 

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