Wednesday Free-For-All

Have a speech at the Beau Rivage today at noon so I’ll be traveling in the wet weather. Hope all is well with you today.

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After the Talents

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I’ve always loved Matthew 25:14-30 — or better known as the Parable of the Talents. It’s the parable that lit a fire under me when I was a janitor. It’s the parable that’s lighting a fire under me today, 21 years later. I always wondered, did the one servant ever learn his lesson? Did he survive the darkness and the gnashing of the teeth?  Here’s a short story about if he did…

Thunder rumbled off in the distance. The hot afternoon breeze stilled as the older man in a fine robe pointed his bony finger at the gate.  A broken man gathered his things and began to walk  slowly away.

He was the infamous servant who buried his talent. He paused and looked  back at soon to be ex-boss. Still crimson-faced, the master glared back at him. The worker had never taken a brutal tongue lashing like that. Apparently he had committed an egregious sin. A sin brought on by his own fear of failure. A fear that crippled him and made him play it safe. He was so afraid he would lose the master’s precious assets. That fear cost him dearly.  He looked down at the broken clay pot in the dirt. Tears welled in his eyes.

He looked over at his co-workers. They had been rewarded nicely for taking risks with the talents they had been given. Now they held more.  Of course, they hadn’t failed. The servant wondered how the master would have reacted if they had lost his talents. But they hadn’t.  Maybe the very fact that they took risks was the lesson here.

He had failed because he refused to take action. His non-decision became a powerful decision.  He loved working for the master and he didn’t want to disappoint him.  Now, he was being cast out into the wilderness because he had. Now he was forced to rebuild everything.  He could almost feel the gnashing of the teeth.  He could still hear the master’s angry words, “‘You wicked, lazy servant!”

Talents were money, of course — worth about 20 years of a day laborer’s wage. But they could also be a metaphor for a person’s talents. He had several of those and wasn’t using them. He could be a great painter. But he chose not to paint.  He didn’t want people laughing at his work. That would strike directly at his ego.  So he played it safe. He buried that artistic talent just like he had the coin he had been given.

Then he thought on a larger scale. What if his talent was the very life he had been blessed with? What if it was very the breath his Master above had given him?  Was his wasting his life the ultimate sin?  The darkness wrapped around him like a smothering cloak.

The servant gathered his things and left with only a powerful lesson. A lesson that was more valuable than all the talents in the world.

He would always use his gifts to their fullest. And he would never allow fear to steal his life  again.

 

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Crud still in my lung. Yuck. How are you?

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CARTOON: The inventor of YouTube

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CARTOON: Ricin Case

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My arsenal

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Fit2Fat2Fit Blog: The month off

IMG_9746I’m participating in Paul Lacoste’s summer training.  In the past month, I have mainly run to stay fit — well, except for last week. I had flu/bronchitis/cold or something that grew snot in my lungs. I was achy and miserable for a week.  And I haven’t run since the 21st of April (when I ran 13.14 miles while feeling miserable.)  This morning, I got my butt out of bed and I ran four miles.

Oy.

My lungs felt like they were filled with snot-colored concrete. I wheezed, coughed and sputtered.  I felt like I hadn’t run in years.

But I did it.

Training starts on the 7th and I have a lot of work to do to get back into good enough shape to survive it.  And then I’m back to training to become one of life’s warriors again.

 

 

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Monday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you have an amazing week. I know I’ve got a great one planned.

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Pip

BI_N55SCEAIOS2r.jpg-largePip the dog has two speeds: Supersonic and asleep. Right now, she’s asleep. Her little brown body is curled up in a tight ball, keeping the night’s demons safely at bay.

Pip is a peculiar little dog, much like her mother Twinkie. The wife of the breeder warned us about Twinkie.  Apparently Pip’s mom has a mind of her own and can be a bit, let me say this delicately, bratty. Well, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. Twinkie’s clone chews up books, shoes, attacks my boys’ legs and the vacuum cleaner. She barks at brooms, squirrels and cars. (Her bark will make your ears bleed.)  She thinks she is a hat when she sits on my son’s head.Her coat is soft and oily, not wiry like most Border Terriers.  And like her mother, she likes to climb into the dishwasher to try to lick the plates.

Pip is our third Border Terrier.  She’s definitely the most unique.

She’ll be nine-months old tomorrow.  And for the past nine months she has done an admirable job healing the gaping wound left by our losses of Molly and Banjo. Pip was born almost to the minute that Banjo died.  As they crossed paths on the Rainbow Bridge, some of the old lug ended up in Pip. She hates the dogs next door and patrols the yard in the same way. But she’s also very much her own dog. She can be a bit aloof at times. Banjo wanted always be next to you. Pip will lay down across the room. Yet, she snuggles next to me when I sleep.  She knows when be affectionate. She’ll give you all her heart — but only on her terms.

I find her loving, playful and interesting. She’s a good listener and loves to play.

You really can’t ask much more from a dog.

 

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The Career Explorer

112249241414Breaking new ground is stressful. Exploring can cause all kinds of anxiety. Imagine taking a journey without  guideposts or roadmaps. And you can’t use your smartphone to get directions.  Your compass just spins and spins and spins. Now imagine charting a new career course during uncertain frightening times. I’ve always envied my friends who are doctors, lawyers and accountants. While their career paths are VERY difficult, they are known. Certain. Charted.  On paper. My career has been a series of probes into the fog. There never has been a how-to guide for how to become an editorial cartoonist. To become one is a bizarre mixture of hard work + chance.  And I’ll admit, I’ve been very lucky to this point.  Chance has smiled gracefully on me. I’ve always seemed to find my way.

In the past 20 years, I’ve gone from being a Janitor to Advertising Artist to Creative Director to Creative Director to Editorial Cartoonist. It is a very analog journey with fits and stops. I’ve made mistakes and more mistakes. I’ve taken chances and I’ve turned down good opportunities.  I’ve fumbled in the dark. My effort has been like ingredients in a some kind of funky career stew.  Thankfully, it has turned out well. But it’s still evolving. And changing daily.  The stew is still worth making.

I spoke to a very good friend who is a fantastic cartoonist on Saturday. He’s also one of the wisest people I know.  His career path has been equally as bumpy as mine; he has been fired a couple of times and has made some spectacular leaps of faith.  He now has his dream job at a dream newspaper. But these are tough times for the newspaper industry.  Vast cuts are blowing across the media landscape, and changing it daily.  So my friend realizes his dream job is as uncertain as my career has been.

We discussed the future, our next steps and what we should do to chart a new path. Like the explorers Columbus, Desoto and Magellan, we are traveling into uncertain waters. But like those globetrotters, we have to start with courage.  Courage to take risks. Courage to try new things. Courage to cut lose things that we love — but don’t work.  My friend will land on his feet. His talent will continue to carry him far. And as long as I continue to try new things and realize that experiments never fail, I’ll land on mine, too. There is always room for good content. I will continue to draw cartoons in some capacity.

Breaking new ground is stressful. Exploring always is. But  I wouldn’t trade my crazy career for any other life or career in the world. Even though I don’t always know how I’ll get there, I know where I’m going. And while the journey can be uncertain at times, that journey is the ultimate reward.

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