Thursday Free-For-All

Good morning! Have a great day!

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Roots and branches

Fall’s cool breath blew across the mighty oak. Its colorful leaves now covered the Hill’s sacred ground with a warm, brown blanket.  Jimmy Barnfield listened as his steps crunched toward the oak.  Thomas Wolfe said you can’t go home again. But Jimmy had. He looked around at a place he had not seen in so many years.

He had walked (actually practically ran) across the graduation stage that May and hadn’t looked back. The future was where he wanted to be.  And he pursued it like a beagle chasing a hare.

He came to the giant oak and paused.  It was so large that he couldn’t wrap his arms around its massive trunk. And it had added 25 rings since he had last seen it. But like him, it was still around (and a little bigger than before.)  He looked up at its massive branches, each reaching toward the sky.   Those limbs made the oak the most impressive tree on campus. Those limbs made it famous.  When he was in college, he wanted to be like that oak — Reaching for the stars.

Jimmy sat under the giant oak’s branches like he had so many years ago and looked at the brick buildings surrounding it.  In those buildings he had gained the knowledge that had helped him build an empire. Now had come back to college. He had come back home. He had returned to his roots.

For 25 years, Jimmy Barnfield’s career had shot upward like the giant oaks’ massive branches. But it was at that moment that he realized what truly created his success: The deep roots that held him steady through the storms. The deep roots that nourished him as he reached skyward. The deep roots that kept him firmly anchored to this earth.  He realized that without the roots, the mighty oak and its impressive branches would topple over.

He got up, dusted off his butt and saw the initials JB carved into the oak’s trunk. So many years ago he had left his mark on the oak.  Today, it had left its mark on him.

Jimmy Barnsfeld walked down the Hill, met his wife and his son and headed to the football game. He turned around one more time, looked at the old oak and smiled.  “Sorry Tom”, he thought,” you can come home again.”

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CARTOON: The debate on debates

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! What’s up?

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The Lucky Slot Machine

Casinos are designed to rob their patrons of all sense of time.  No windows. No clocks. It’s same noisy, smoke-filled environment 24 hours a day, seven days a week and 365 days a year. In the corner sat a broken older woman hunched over a nickel slot machine.

Ida May Monroe loved gambling as much as she hated sin.  Not that she would notice the irony in that last sentence.

She sat in front of her favorite slot machine, pulling the handle while smoking and huffing on her oxygen.  The odds of her hitting a jackpot were much less than her blowing up the casino, but she didn’t care.  She loved her slots.  Explosions be damned.

Hour after hour she pumped nickels into her lucky slot machine. Occasionally it would throw her a bone. But most of the time, she just fed the hungry beast.  Some women joined the garden club. Some women joined the Junior League. Not Ida May. She fed her slot machine, waiting for the day it would love her back and reward her with a jackpot.

“Fiddlesticks.” Ida May cursed. Since she did not believe in sin (at least her interpretation of sin) she did not use stronger language. Her language was as watered down as the free drinks the waitress gave her.  The wheels stopped spinning and locked into place:  “Bar,” “Double Bar” and “Diamond.”  Another three nickels in the beast’s belly.

An older gentleman sat down next to her. Ida May looked at him suspiciously to make sure he wasn’t trying to horn in on her machine. Her lucky machine.  He smiled at her, stuck his players card in his machine and started feeding his Social Security check to it one nickel at a time.

Ida May put three more nickels in her machine and pulled the lever.  Some people were button people but not her. She still liked the old fashioned feel of pulling the lever.  The wheels spun and locked in their familiar way.  What wasn’t familiar was what the wheels read:

“Change” “Your” “Life”

Ida May looked around and then up at the security camera.   This had to be a joke.  Candid Camera or one of the prank shows.  “Ha ha, you got me you bastages,” she loudly proclaimed to no one.  The old man next to her looked at like she had lost her mind.  She was wondering if she had.  She once more reached into her cup, put in three more nickels and pulled the lever:

“Stop” “Smoking” “Now.”

Fool Ida May once but never twice. She yelled, “AWRIGHT WISE GUY! COME OUT NOW.” She expected Alan Funt’s great grandson to pop out and say “You’re on Candid Camera” or some such nonsense. The old man, sensing she was a loon, started to get up and move.

“Come here, sir.” Ida May yelled at the now freaked-out man.  He sheepishly came over to her machine. She commanded, “Pull this lever.” He did as she demanded and three bars came up, winning Ida May $10 in nickels.  Ida May handed him the nickels and thanked him.

“Mother Fudge. Someone must have put something in my free drink,” she cursed.

She pumped three more nickels in the machine and pulled the lever again.

“Call” “Your” “Daughter”

Ida May fanned herself rapidly. She felt her pulse rise. Who in this casino would know she and her only daughter were estranged?  This was starting to become a cruel joke.  She pulled the lever again now, as much out of rage as curiosity.

“Save” “Yourself” “Now”

She pulled it again:

“Love” “Is” “Answer”

Tears flowed down the old woman’s lined face.

She extinguished her last cigarette and put her last three nickels in her lucky slot machine. Her shaking hand pulled the lever and the wheels spun one last time.

“7” “7” “7”

Bells rang and coins rained down.  Ida May reached into her purse and pulled out her cellphone. She dialed a number she had not dialed in years.  A younger version of her voice answered and said, “Mom?”

It was the biggest jackpot in the casino’s history.  All thanks to Ida May’s lucky slot machine.

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Survived my speaking and driving yesterday. Did my show in Hattiesburg (actually in Oak Grove).  Drove back via Summit to Seminary to get back to 49. A very pretty backroad drive. Got home at 8, picked up my son from Scouts on the way home and then worked until 11.

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Monday Prayer

Allow me to take a trip outside of my comfort zone to the land of new opportunities.

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Monday Free-For-All

About to head to Biloxi for a speech. How are you?

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Going home: A Smoky Mountain Tale

Fall greeted all five of the man’s senses. The air was (finally) cool to the touch. He could taste the sweet apples from the local orchard. He could hear the crunch of the fallen leaves under his feet. He could see the color erupt in the local mountains. And he could smell the woodsmoke from the cabins off of Highway 321 near Pittman Center. It was fall in the Smokies. And the man and his son were going home.

They walked up the Grapeyard Ridge Trail which follows Rhododendron Creek in the Greenbrier section of the Great Smoky National Park. The water babbled and gurgled as it tumbled toward the Little Pigeon River. This area had once been a vibrant mountain community before the formation of the park. Now it was crumbling walls and abandoned graveyards. Pastures had been taken over by trees. Nature had reclaimed the land from man.

This was the man’s family’s home ground, where his roots were. His family had been forced to leave their land when the National Park was formed. To them it was like Adam and Eve being forced out of paradise. To him, it wasn’t a National Park. It was Eden.

Thirty years ago, the man’s dad had taken him up here for the first time and told him all the family’s stories. And now it was time for the man to take his son to do the same. Wild Turkeys had wandered across their paths earlier on the trail. The man smiled. His grandfather would have served them for dinner. Today they were nearly tame. They had nothing to fear. He wished he was so lucky.

A low ground fog had covered the bottomland near the Little Pigeon River. There had been a hotel down there at one point. You could almost see the ghosts rustling through the fog. But this morning the area was calm. The only noise that could be heard was the rushing of the river.

A small voice broke the silence. “Dad, can we take a break?” The son plead tiredly.

“Sure, pal,” the dad answered from up ahead.

They sat on the rock by the creek and ate their snack: A can of vienna sausages and crackers chased by a granola bar. They drank some fresh apple cider and packed their trash back in their backpack. “You ready? Remember, leave no trace.” They continued their hike.

The man got there first. The homesite’s rock wall was still intact. “Your great great grandparent’s homesite was right over there.” Looking at the rock foundation and giant trees, you could still make out the homesite. “I call it paradise lost.” The boy listened to his father and looked around at the view of the valley below. The mountains’ majesty was on full display today.

They walked into the nearby graveyard to the old tombstones. The man knelt down and cleaned off one of the stones. It was a woman with their last name. “This is your great great grandmother’s grave. She died while giving birth to your great grandfather. Times were tough back then. Much tougher than now.”

The boy soaked it all in. He noticed his father take photos and then go over and sit down. He started to pray and say a few words that they boy could not hear. The boy slowly approached his dad and didn’t want to disturb him. The dad opened his eyes and looked up at his son.

“The mountains are our home. This is the source of our power. This is where our roots are. Where they are buried. Never forget that. Even though we no longer live here, we must always protect them. They are our heritage.”

The father and son walked back down the trail in the Smoky Mountains to their car. They were leaving their home to go home. It was a family tradition.

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Sunday Free-For-All

Good morning! Have a great Sunday and enjoy the wonderful weather!

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