Saturday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you have a great weekend!!!!  I’ll be working on a children’s book all weekend.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: A typical run

The Moon admires its reflection.

I turn the lock and open the door.  The warm, moist breath of the morning greets me, covering my body with a wet blanket of misery.  I reach down and turn on my GPS watch.  It begins to seek satellites that orbit far above.  I carefully walk down my dark front sidewalk steps to go to the corner of my yard to stretch. I grab the stop sign and begin to stretch my legs.  Most of my injuries comes from my impatience and lack of stretching. The only sound I can hear is the hum of my neighbors’ air-conditioning units. My watch is ready to go. So am I.

I have two choices: Right — which is downhill. Or left — which goes straight up. This morning, I take the tough choice and go left. My heart rate quickly responds and leaps to 151 beats a minutes.  I crest the first hill of the morning, see Venus and Jupiter lined up in the sky and notice a feint hint of the coming sunrise.  I run down the hill (the biggest in my neighborhood) and come to the end of the street.  My watch reads, “.25 of a mile.”  Sweat is beginning to form on my forehead. It’s 79 degrees at 4:45 a.m.

My headphones are in but my iPhone’s music is not too loud.  Although there aren’t many cars out at this time of the morning, I don’t want to risk a confrontation.  It’d be a confrontation I know I’d lose. I’m listening to Tupelo Singer/Songwriter Paul Thorn as I turn to the right and back up a big, long hill.  I enter another neighborhood and run another mile to their lake.  There I watch as the Moon admires its reflection in the rippled water.  A slight breeze blows across the water.  I turn and run back the way I came and listen to my feet crunch the gravel beneath them.   Soon, I’ve crossed the two-mile threshold.  My lack of sleep from the past few days makes me feel like I’m running with the parking break. But I keep putting one foot in front of another.  Sweat soaks my shirt.  It’s a fluorescent-yellow Run from the Sun shirt.

The eastern sky is starting to lighten. Dawn has hit the snooze, but now realizes it must get out of bed.  I hit mile three right at the base of a long, steep hill.   I feel my legs burn, which is expected, as I climb it.  Hills are mental, I keep reminding myself.  I push myself harder and my heart rate climbs into the 160’s. I’m over the hill in a little over a minute.

I’m soaked by now.  The high humidity means my body can’t as efficiently cool itself, but it will keep trying.  I’ve noticed that when cooler weather comes, my heart rate will drop by ten beats a minute.

My path, the main road of my neighborhood, is lit by yellow street lights. And occasionally breeze will blow the oaks, maples, pines and crepe myrtles blocking the light, creating monster-like shadows.  I leave my neighborhood, go into the one across the street and then come back in. I have one mile and change to go.

My shoes are starting to get wet.  Sweat pours down my body and my heart and lungs ache. I’ve picked up my pace and am near sprinting. It’s literarily downhill from here.

I make it back to my house, climb the steps to the front porch and bend over to catch my breath. My heart rate drops quickly back into its normal zone as I rush in to get my shower. As I go in, the sun began to creep over the horizon. I beat it once again.

Distance: 5.25 miles.

Calories Burned: 856 calories burned.

Satisfaction that I had gotten out of my bed and completed another run: Off the charts.

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Friday Free-For-All

Good morning! I’m back from the Neshoba County Fair.

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Thank you

I’ve discovered a few things since Banjo died Saturday night:

1. I miss him more than I ever thought I would.

2. People are amazingly kind and decent.

3. That little dog touched a lot of people’s hearts.

I’ve been amazed, touched and lifted up by all the phone calls and messages I have received.  My family has read everyone them and they have helped us remember our funny little four-legged friend.  I recently lost my brother-in-law, one of the bravest and finest men I’ve ever known.   That loss was devastating to our family. Banjo’s loss was just a kick when we were already down.

But life will go on.  We were offered a chance to adopt a beautiful little dog who looks very much like Banjo (he needs a home).  And we’ve been offered a couple more pups who need good homes, too.  Unfortunately, it’s just not a good time for us to take on another pup. We will soon, though. Our house is too quiet without one around.

Thank you to everyone for your kindness.  Just when I start to really suspect the decency of the world, people like you step up to the place and restore my heart.  Banjo would give you kisses and tail wags if he could.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: New shoes

You never really know how worn-out your running shoes are until you get a new pair.  I ran for the first time in my new Brooks Beasts (fat-boy running shoes as I like to call them) and it felt like I was running on pillows.  I took a look at my old pair (which have been retired to walking around in and lawn-mowing duties) and they were visibly worn on the outside heel of both shoes. I’m what’s called an overpronator. I run on the outside of my feet.  But the shoes served me well. I haven’t tallied the milage on them yet, but I got over 450 miles on them since April 1. I was wearing them when I ended up in the Buffalo River by surprise on Good Friday. They have been soaked and worn.  But they served their purpose well.

If you’re looking for new shoes, I recommend a good full-service running shoe store. Why? The people who work in the store are trained to fit you and are usually runners themselves. You may pay a few bucks more, but it’s cheaper than knee surgery. I’ve worn the same type of shoes since San Diego.  My wife teases me, but I’ve had minimal knee trouble in 18 years of running.  I told her, “when it comes to shoes and wives, I know when to stick with a good thing.”  She wasn’t amused.

I ran 5.25 miles this morning.  Yes, it was hot. Yes, it was humid. Once again, I went sans shirt (yes world, behold my pasty skin covered with scars!).  By .7 miles, I was sweating like it was execution day. My new shoes got soaked just like rest of me.

So my old shoes and I are about to head to the Neshoba County Fair.  We’ll both be covered in red dust by tomorrow night.

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Heading to Neshoba County today. What’s up with you?

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The Mother of all Trust Falls

Another wedding anniversary is upon us. Nineteen long, busy, active and incredible years. When I asked my wife how many of them had been good, she said, “About 16 1/2.”

I didn’t press for details.

But I can tell you this much– I am no expert on marriage.  I have been a pain in the butt to live with and have made more than my fair share of mistakes.  Being married is difficult and I can honestly say my wife and I have lived out the saying, “For better or worse.” Yes, we have storms. But we also have days of sun. We’re two individuals in a relationship. And I can safely say we are not the two kids who fell in love and decided to spend the rest of our lives together. We’ve grown. We’ve changed. Thankfully, for the most part, together.

We now have three boys (who look just like their mama). We are very proud of them. And yes, they can be frustrating at times. (Most parents would nod at that last statement.)We’re doing our best to raise them with the values that we know will help them survive in a world that is getting increasingly insane.  Being a parent is the hardest job I’ve ever had. And the most rewarding.

My wife and I are kind of like two political parties in Congress. We agree on a few things and disagree on others. But unlike Congress, we know that to succeed we have to work toward the greater good of the family.  I think she’d agree with me that the moments of greatest conflict come when we think of ourselves first.  That’s the challenge of a marriage. It’s the mother of all “trust falls.” You depend on someone else to think about you first.  If that doesn’t work, things come unraveled fast.

Nineteen years ago, I watched my wife as she was escorted down the brick path to the gazebo where we were married.  I don’t remember much else from that day — it was a blur.  But I do remember how blue her eyes were.  And I know that today, those same eyes are as beautiful as they were so many years ago.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: The sticker

One the back of my car is a 26.2 sticker. It’s not on there to brag to the world that I ran a marathon. I really don’t care what anyone thinks about my running.  I have other stuff I brag about (my kids mainly, but don’t get me started).  No, the sticker is on the back window to remind me when I get in my car of what I am capable of. Of the challenges I have the ability to overcome.  I also have a PLS sticker. That’s to remind me that I accomplished the Fit4Change program and lost 50 lbs. It can be stickers on your car, medals in a frame or something tacked on your fridge: You need something to remind yourself of your victories. Because when the storms come, you have to have something to pull you through. My stickers help me. Find something that works for you.

If sweat is fat crying, my fat had a mental breakdown this morning. I ran 5.03 miles and sweated about 5.03 gallons. It was 82 degrees at 4:45 a.m. — and that’s not even considering the heat index. It was brutal.  Very brutal. But I did it.  I got out of my nice comfy bed and I pounded the pavement.

So give me a medal. And a chest to pin it on.

Some people like to exercise in the evenings. I don’t for three reasons:

1. I like to get it out of the way.

2. It’s too hot.

3. Most importantly, I have three kids and unless they’re coming with me, my wife doesn’t want me disappearing for an hour when we are getting the boys ready for the next day.

The last reason is the most convincing. So I get up at the crack of whatever and get my workout in.  It’s my cup of coffee. It’s my wakeup call.  This morning’s was kind of rude, though. And hot.


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Tuesday Free-For-All

Good Morning! What’s up?

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Best of Banjo stories

Banjo the dog

As you might have read, our beloved little Border Terrier Banjo passed away Saturday night. He went to his final sleep in my wife’s arms — and we miss him very much.  I’ve had seven dogs in my life and loved each one of them with everything I had. But this one really got into my heart.  He had a popular Twitter site and had many fans all around the world. I’m blessed he was in my life for so many years.  He was a friend, a buddy and a muse.  Here are a few of the stories he inspired:

The Little Brown Dog Who Could: The dog had an incredible spirit.

All for the Love of a Dog: A few thoughts on why I love my little dog so much.

Terrier: The life of a little brown dog.

Banjo and the Attack of the Squirrels Part 1: A Banjo-inspired short story.

Banjo and the Attack of the Squirrels Part 2: The conclusion.

Banjo: An appreciation in light of vet bills.

Banjo’s Advice: What I learned from my tough little terrier.

The Adventures of Moses the Terrier: An Exodus story with dogs.

Requiem for a Terrier: Banjo’s obituary.

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