SHORT STORY: The connection

Atlanta_AirportTaking your shoes off in security, the sweaty crotch grabs and the nekkid scanner were bad enough. But the worst thing about flying post-9/11 was the fact that your family couldn’t meet you at the gate. There was nothing quite like the endorphin rush of seeing your loved ones holding signs and flowers.  It made the long trips almost bearable.  Now deplaning was slow and almost clinical. You entered a giant stream of humanity, almost like a salmon swimming up choked stream.  And then you fought your way to your flight or your car.

The businessman put his jacket on and tried to wrestle his overhead ban out of the overhead bin.  It never failed: He was always on an MD-88 and always sat in the back. That meant the long, thin cabin took forever to clear out. He took a breath and tried to center.  He had once prayed for patience. God made him a traveling salesman.

“Is this your last stop?” The young girl in her 20’s started up a conversation. He’d have once thought she was flirting with him. But since she was the age of his daughter, he knew better.

“No, I’m going home.”

“Lucky. I am connecting to Palm Beach. I’m visiting my boyfriend for the weekend.”

“He’s a lucky guy.” Usually folks weren’t too chatty at this point. Most were just focused on getting off the plane and on to their connections.

“Anyone here to meet you?”

“No, I’m divorced. My cat is all I have now.” The businessman tried to sound positive, but knew that sounded pathetic. Especially to a young lady who was obviously in love. “But he’s a fine cat. He’ll be glad to see me. Well, as much as cats are glad to see anyone.”

There is an unknown rule in air travel. If you hop up before the captain turns off the seatbelt signs, the ground crew waits forever to open the door.  Now, the businessman had no proof of this, but he had seen it enough times to believe it to be true.  The line ground to a halt as an older man struggled to make it to his feet and wrestle his bag.  Since airlines started charging for luggage (and about everything else except for oxygen), people had gotten more and more brazen about what they packed. The old man obviously packed a piano.

Another deep breath.  Patience.  Calm. Center. The businessman could see the front of the plane. He was almost off this flu tube — what he called airplanes during flu season. The guy two rows ahead of him had coughed all flight. Someone had yelled, “Cover your mouth Typhoid Larry!”

“Buh bye! Buh bye! Buh bye! Buh bye!” The businessman heard the flight attendant’s traditional farewell speech.  The captain stood there, looking all of 20, as he left the plane. Now, up the ramp and into the flow. And then it was home and into the flow.

Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport is the busiest airport in the world. As the businessman looked around, he knew why.  A thunderstorm had held up flights and now the whole world scrambled down Concourse C.  The businessman was 6’2″, so crowds didn’t bother him.  But tonight, the airport was a zoo.  He stepped over to the side, stretched, checked his cellphone for calls or texts and smiled. He remembered the old days when people would run off the plane and to the pay phones. The lady on the plane probably didn’t even know what a pay phone was.

He felt old.  And even though he was surrounded by half of the United States, he was lonely.

A cart full of an elderly church group beeped past. He didn’t envy the driver.  He’d rather drive a cab in Atlanta’s rush hour.  I-285 was easier than this.

“Awright kitty, here I come.”

He stepped into the stream of people.  And quickly was overwhelmed by the crowd of tourists, businessmen and soldiers.

And then it happened.

The stream of people mysteriously parted.  And there, standing beneath a beam of a spotlight was a girl he had not seen since college. She was looking down at her phone, trying to text someone and oblivious to the  changes the world was about to bring.

“Julia?”

Her head popped up. She knew the voice immediately.

“Jimmy?”

They hugged, swapped stories and shaved 20 years off their life right in the middle of the world’s busiest airport. It was love at second sight.

In a sea of random humanity, two people found each other — again.

A lone traveling salesman made his connection.  And at the Atlanta airport, his heart arrived safely home.

 

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Day 19

PLSFit4Change159For over a month now, I’ve been going into Jackson State University’s Walter Payton Center and working out with Paul Lacoste’s Fit4Change. I’ve tried to chronicle some of the high points and low points.  I’ve battled through injury, fatigue, attitude and more fatigue.  Now, 19 days later (we missed a day due to snow), I am seeing results. Usually about a month in, you start to feel better. Your clothes are looser. And your friends and family start noticing a change.  It’s when the fun truly begins.

In my case, my upper body is now more developed. My weight has stayed pretty much the same (I’m down six pounds), but it has shifted around. Muscle has replaced fat. I’m now wearing the same size pants I wore in high school (34 waist — down from a 41 last year.)

All the hard work is starting to pay off.

And I know it will pay off in other areas. The costs of obesity are staggering — to the nation, to the state and to us personally.  We don’t need the government telling us what to eat and what not to eat.  But we do need to take some personal responsibility. I had drawn numerous cartoons about the epidemic.  I finally decided to put my money where my pen was.

That’s why I was running 40-yard sprints this morning before 6 a.m.  That’s why I was pushing a towel yesterday. I’m not just doing it for me.  I’m doing it for my boys. Not only am I setting an example for them. I’m also increasing the chances that they will have their old man around long enough to get to know him.

Sure it’s hard work. But the benefits are priceless.

That’s why I went from fit to fat to fit.

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Friday Free-For-All

Good morning!  Off the Greenwood for a noon speech today. And some other great projects.  So I’ve been at work nice and early today.

 

My very first cartoon ever published in The Clarion-Ledger. I've never been more proud to see a cartoon in a paper than I was this one. I felt like the C-L was MY paper.

My very first cartoon ever published in The Clarion-Ledger. I’ve never been more proud to see a cartoon in a paper than I was this one. I felt like the C-L was MY paper.

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SHORT STORY: Bullseye

Target with three arrows isolatedThwump!!!

The arrow missed the bullseye, hitting far to the right.

“You’re off your A-game today.”

After commenting on his friend’s errant shot, the man in the black shirt pulled back his arrow and let it fly.

Thwump!!!  It hit the bullseye dead-on.

The other man, Rick Rodgers, closed his eyes for a moment and took a deep breath. He then looked over at his his friend and said, “Nicely done, Father.”

“I have God on my side.”

“Don’t play the priest card on me, Bill.”

The priest smiled and began his questioning.

“You’ve been quiet today.  Are you in the middle of a storm?”

It was a beautiful day at the archery range.  Birds sang beautifully and warm sunshine bathed them in God’s glory. Spring had arrived early. But Rick was oblivious to it all.  He was in a storm — what he called it when he was crippled by depression. Rick didn’t answer his friend. But Father Bill knew. Most people were fooled by Rick’s facade. But not his best friend.  A best friend he had known since the 2nd grade.

“How long?”

“About four days.  It’s deeper and more painful this time. Think my seawall has been breached.”

Rick called his support system his “seawall.” It involved his family, diet and exercise.  Most of the time, it worked and held back the storm. But when life threw too much at him, the seawall would crumble.  Life had hit him in the crotch yet again. And now, it was all he could do to get out of bed.

“It’s like trying to drive with your parking brake on.”

Rick closed his eyes, took a breath and tried to see the target in his mind. He exhaled slowly and took a second breath. And then he released his arrow. This time it landed to the left.

“What the hell the matter with me?” Rick cursed, not really expecting an answer.

Father Bill pulled back his arrow and once again, hit the bullseye.

“You’re not helping me Bill.”

“Nothing is wrong with you.  You’ve been knocked on your butt again. It’s perfectly natural to feel low. A personal question — and since I’m your priest I can ask you this and it will stay between us — are you on medication?”

Rick jumped a little.  He had been taught that medication was sign that he had failed. He felt embarrassed to talk about it.  But he knew that it had helped him in the past.

“No. But I was on a low dose for about a year after the sickness to cure my anxiety. It was OK. It smoothed out the low points, but unfortunately, did the high points, too. I quit cold turkey. And that was stupid. I should have tapered. Quitting crack cold turkey would have been easier.”

“Well that was dumb,” the father chided him.

“I had that dream again,” Rick said, changing the subject quickly, as he prepared to shoot another arrow. “You know, the one where my family lands on an airport runway in a car and is nearly hit by a landing plane. Then we can’t figure out how to get off the runway.”

“You know what that means don’t you?” Father Bill said as he watched his friend prepare to shoot.

“Yeah, I’m nuttier than a peanut butter factory.” Rick shot and once again missed the bullseye.

“No, it means you are worried about your family’s future.You’re worried about money. Being underemployed and not knowing if you will have to move but not knowing when and where.  It’s harder now that you have two kids to worry about?”

“And my wife.”

“And your wife.”

Father Bill shot and yet again hit the bullseye.

“You have to have faith, Rick.”

Rick shot a look over to his friend. “Easy for you to say. God pays your salary. I have faith, but keep praying for a sign. Nothing.  Moses had it easy. At least he had a burning bush.”

Father Bill smiled and said, “Life isn’t easy. And sometimes it seems like you’ve failed. But you’re not failing. You just have a different plan ahead of you.”

“Well, I wish it would reveal itself. This is tearing us apart.”

“How’s work?”

“The same. I’m trying to forgive, but keep having new things everyday to forgive. Forgiveness is hard. Losing my dream is hard. ”

Father Bill smiled and said, “Learning to forgive is mandatory. You’ll burst into flames again if you don’t start practicing it.  Being pissed off — I can say that can’t I? — robs you of your energy. And your dream? Get a new dream.”

“Thanks Oprah.”

Rick shot again and the arrow hit the top of the target.

“DAMMIT!”

“Watch your mouth boy! A man of the cloth is standing next to you.” Father Bill half-scolded his friend. “Focus. What will it take to blow your storm clouds away?”

Rick pulled another arrow back and closed his eyes.  He thought about all that had gone wrong over the past few years. He thought about all the unfairness and pain.  His story was just like millions of other Americans who had suffered during the Great Recession. He took in a deep breath and then just let it go.  Not the arrow, the pain.  He sat there, with his arrow drawn back and began to focus on the good things in life. His survival all those years ago. His talent.  His being alive.  Rick took a second deep breath.

The arrow sailed, it’s path straight and true.

Thwump!!!!

Bullseye!

Father Bill smiled. Rick stood there, satisfied with his achievement as his friend began to talk.

“My sister once gave me a puzzle. You had to turn all the knobs a certain way before the puzzle would slide out of its holder. You could work on it all day long if you constantly tried to move forward. But one day, I figured out that you had to take a step backwards occasionally. Life is much like that my depressed friend. The path to success isn’t a straight line.  And honestly, the real success is the journey on the path.”

And then Father Bill shot yet another bullseye.

“Nice job, Robin Hood.”

“I prefer Friar Tuck. Just remember to have a little faith, my friend.”

Rick looked around. The storm clouds began to part. He saw the sunlight streaming down from the clouds. He heard the birds singing and was thankful — Thankful that he finally hit a bullseye and for his straight-shooting friend.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Day 18

towelpush2They were folded neatly and lined up in a row.  Since we were the second group, they were already covered with dust. I swear us pushing them is how Jackson State cleans the gym floor.

They were towels.  And I was about to face another nemesis from last year.

Last year, when Paul moved me from the last line to line 2 (the lower the number, the more intense the workout), the first thing I had to do with my new line was the towels. We had to bend over and push it the length of the gym floor. Twice.

I weighed 235 lbs, had the upper body strength of a Ho Ho and hit my knees a quarter of the way down the court. In fact, I hit them so hard, I HURT my knees.  I had to look like a beached manatee. I grunted it out, hitting my knees ever 10 yards or so.  The towels owned me. I was their bee-otch.

I wanted to throw in the towel

This morning I was promoted back up to Line 1. There are some serious athletes in Line 1. I’m not sure I’m up to their snuff. But I knew I’d push as hard as I could to keep up with them.

We started in the weight room and did the circuit.  Like last year, I’m weak in upper-body strength, so I pushed it as hard as I could. Then we went to the gym.

There they were. All fluffy and folded. Dusty and ready to once again make me their bee-otch. My arms felt like rubber. I felt my stomach twist in a knot.

Coach said, “Push them the full length of the court and back.”

I pushed it the full length of the court and back.

Marshall 1. Towel 0.

Then we pushed them to half court and back. And we repeated it. Over and over and over. Six times in all.

We did suicides, pushups, gauntlet long runs and more suicides in between.

By the time it was over, I had shut the towels out.

We then went outside and ran 220 sprints on the track.  Then we came back in where I spanked another old nemesis, the treadmill.

You’re probably thinking, “What good does pushing a towel do for you?” Trust me, it’s a great core and leg workout.  But it represents something much deeper than that.  It represents overcoming a life obstacle. It’s about notching a small victory.  It’s about teaching me that my body can overcome challenges once my mind gets the hell out of the way.

I was soaked today.  I probably lost seven or eight pounds in water weight. But I walked out of the gym satisfied. In a time of many challenges, I knew I had beaten the towels.

Final score: Marshall 7. Towels 0.

 

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Thursday Free-For-All

Good morning! Worked out bright and early and then had to go back home to take my son to school for his club. Got stuck in rush hour traffic. Not sure how people do that every day. I prefer driving at 4:15 a.m.

 

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Why I love college football

default-football-v2Somewhere, someone will sign who wasn’t highly recruited. While other football recruits will get the glory, he’ll be thankful he gets a chance.  He’ll fax his letter of intent to the one university who wanted him. It may not be the university of his dreams, but it is now HIS university. He might have a chip on his shoulder. He’ll definitely have something to prove. What he lacks in talent, he makes up for in heart. He’ll get up earlier and work later.  He’ll go a little bit extra in everything he does. Academics will be important to him, because all facets of life are important to him.  The recruit will give it his all.  He’ll play hurt. He’ll play when he’s tired. He’ll be thankful he’s playing. And one day, he’ll outpace many of the five-star recruits who have flamed out.  He’ll get the national press not because of his talent. He’ll be in the spotlight for what he does on the field. And while no one believed in him at the beginning, they respect him now. Not because of potential. Because of his results.

And one day, that someone who was overlooked and came out of nowhere will be named an All-American.

That’s why I love football.

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BLOG: National Signing Day

Well, the phone isn’t ringing today. I won’t default-football-v2be sending a fax.  No official commitments.  For the 27th year, I won’t be signing on National Signing Day.

Excuse me as I deal with the disappointment.

 

 

OK, I’m over it.

National Signing Day is the human version of deer rut: Sane people go nuts and there are bucks involved.  My Facebook and Twitter feeds are full of smack between schools. Never has there been so much riding on the whims and decisions of 18-year-olds. (OK, except war — but that’s important.) Today’s the day that if your football coach sees his shadow, you get four years of good football.

I signed a scholarship when I was 18.  It was an Alumni Academic Scholarship to the University of Tennessee. It helped negate the out-of-state tuition I was taxed with since I was from Georgia. My parents were probably the only two people who cared. But that’s what’s really important to me — that they were proud.  And I’d like to think it was a good investment for the school. I did lots of cool stuff when I was there and contributed to campus life. I’ve been a decent alumni and love my school.  I didn’t win the Heisman trophy, but did nearly with the Pulitzer Prize a couple of times. And I was named the nation’s top editorial cartoonist for my college work.

Excuse me while I finish patting myself on the back.

 

 

OK, I’m over it.

I take National Signing Day with a grain of salt.  It’s a national holiday when we all celebrate potential. Don’t get me wrong, I pray my team gets good players. But always think of what Coach Terry Cadenhead told me after I was named by the Atlanta paper for having “potential” in football: “Potential is a little French word that means you aren’t worth a damn yet.”  Teams are loading up on a lot of potential today. Now, the fun part starts. Let’s see how the signees all turn out.

That’s where championships are won.

 

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Happy signing day!  I’m ok with the fact no college will want me to play football. It’s the 27th year now. I’m  over it.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Day 17

I wish.

I wish.

Woo-wee, we did some runnin’ this mornin’.  Suicides, sprints, suicides, laps on the track.  We were just a huffin’ and a puffin’.  Then they threw in some weights and some mountain climbers and a few zillion push-ups just to make things interesting.  We worked core and we worked limbs and we worked core some more.

It was a big, fat sweat-a-palooza.

OK, maybe not fat. We’re trying to avoid fat. But I can say that I lost my breath a few times. And that’s the one area where I’m in decent shape.

But that’s point. To get out there and push the envelope as hard as I can.

I have a quirky knee and a bad hamstring right now. But I made sure I was pushing myself to be near the front of all the suicides and sprints. Not just because I’m a competitive goof (which I am.) but because I want the most out of the training. I try very hard not to cut corners. I try to do a little bit extra when I can. (I was 3 1/4 laps into the mile when they called for us to go in. I finished the last lap to make sure I got my mile in and then went straight into wind sprints.)

That’s the secret to improvement. That’s the secret to getting ahead in life. Do a little bit extra every chance you get.

But it’s hard. You’re tired. Your mind is working against you.  I know. I’m dealing with that in my personal life right now. I’ve had some setbacks and it is weighing heavily on me right now.

You don’t stop. You don’t give in. You plow forward no matter how tired you are.

I’ve had the pleasure of talking to several folks who are also going through the training. I love hearing their success stories.  Many mirror mine from last year: The first few weeks were hell until they got their mind out of the way and their body started to responding. I love seeing someone’s eyes light up when they tell me how they have lost 17 pounds already or they conquered the treadmills for the first time.

That’s awesome.

We show up at 5 a.m. We look like we have shown up at 5 a.m. We sweat. We grunt. We sweat some more. But somewhere along the way, we start to succeed. We push each other. We support each other. We bond.

That’s what the next level looks like.

 

 

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