Category Archives: Writing

Bad hair day

Two women sat together on the Number 10 bus. The sky had opened up and a hard, gray rain was pelting the earth. Both sat there, wet from standing at their respective uncovered bus stations.  One looked at the other … Continue reading

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Day 11

Goal Weight: 195 Small victories. Sometimes we need a small victory.  Not “the huge rush of crossing your goal’s finish line” type of victory. No, I’m talking about a little carrot that helps you get past a rough patch.  As … Continue reading

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SOURCES: BERT CASE RESCUES HOSTAGES

(Nowhere, Somalia) Navy spokesman Rear Admiral Causen Chaos denied reports this afternoon that the successful commando raid that freed two hostages was led by long-time veteran WLBT reporter Bert Case. But sources inside the Pentagon hint that Case may have … Continue reading

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The Kicker

The crowd was long gone and the lights were now dim. He walked out onto the artificial grass, looking at the red, white and blue confetti on the field.  He took one step repeated by 100 more. As he reached … Continue reading

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State of the Union Tweets

A few tweets from last night’s State of the Union address: “Fifty bucks the Vice President picks his nose. Fifty bucks he eats it.” From Caddyshack 3: #SOTU John Boehner looks like he’s unsuccessfully trying to use the Jedi Mind trick. … Continue reading

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Day 10

Goal Weight: 195 Today’s weight: 228. Fatigue is a thief who’ll pilfer your hopes and steal your dreams. I hit a wall yesterday. And not with my car. My fatigue caught up with me and I broke down.  It wasn’t … Continue reading

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The Donut

The sun broke the horizon, painting the brown brick buildings with hues of pink and orange.  The small Southern city was coming alive dressed with spectacular beauty. On a wooden bench outside of a downtown donut shop, an old man … Continue reading

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Fit-to-fat-to-fit Blog: Day 9

Goal weight: 195 Let’s forget weight for a moment: Last night I took off a pair of size 40 jeans (a Christmas present from my wife).  Big deal you say?  I took them off without unbuttoning or unzipping them. I’ve … Continue reading

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Late

Hundreds of taillights clogged the interstate for as far as he could see. Jim Kinney fought the urge to honk his horn – like that would have done any good.  Instead, he was like a roast in a Crockpot — … Continue reading

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Choices

Goal Weight: 195 Starting Weight: 245 Present Weight: 229.6 lbs. Exercised on my ankle today. It survived but is sore now.  I currently have it elevated and iced. A funny thing is happening now that I am getting back to … Continue reading

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