Santa’s Visit

The gray sky matched the elderly man’s gray overcoat. Bundled against the cutting north wind, he walked quietly along the giant outdoor shopping mall’s main sidewalk.  Shoppers bustled in and out of the stores, making the world look like a giant anthill had been kicked over. Bright lights and festive music tried to cut through the grayness of the day.  The gloom was more than a match for the piped-in joy.

He reached into his pocket and pulled out an envelope with $1,000 in it and dropped it into a kettle. The bell ringer, an older black gentleman sporting a Santa hat nodded appreciatively.

“Business been good?” the old man man said.

“Yes, sir, Mr. Claus.” the bell ringer replied.  Santa laughed. Little did the man know how right he was.

Santa Claus had decided to come south early this year. So many of his e-mails from little girls and boys had had a dark tone to them.  Sure, there were the “I’d like an iPad” or “I want a doll” requests. But so many of them had requested things like for their parents to find jobs. Or for their families to keep their homes.  Santa shook his head.  He had not seen anything like it since the 1930’s.  So he had decided to spend November and part of December walking the streets of America to see what was happening for himself.

He walked into an electronics store.  The heat and a nice teenager greeted him with warmth. “Welcome to Electronics Universe, sir,” the blonde girl said. Santa smiled at the kid’s manners, said, “thank you” and headed back to the movies section. He wanted to get a DVD to watch tonight before he packed his sleigh.

He looked down at the shelves and couldn’t find a copy of Christmas Vacation (Santa thought Chevy Chase was hilarious).  Nothing. He felt a tinge of frustration as he rescanned the aisle. His elves could make anything anytime. Or at least order it from the Internet.  So Santa didn’t take not being able to find things well. But before he could say, “reindeer games,” he heard, “How may I help you?”

The employee was probably 50, smiling and had a twinkle in her eye.  “You looking for Christmas Vacation?  I think we got a shipment in today — let me go look back in the back room for you. ” And faster than Dasher, she zipped back to the back of the store. “I knew I had one. Anything else I can do for you?”

“Sure,” Santa said, “Tell me your story.”

The lady looked at the old man funny but felt enough peace that she opened up to him.  “I was laid off last year. I was an executive assistant for a big company. I survived three rounds of layoffs, but apparently, someone in corporate needed a bonus.  So after 25 years, my career was as Margaret Mitchell would say, “Gone With the Wind.”  I struggled with being bitter for a while but found that bitter doesn’t taste very good and won’t help you keep your house.  So I changed my strategy.  This is one of two jobs I work.  And I bake and sew on the side.  It has been tough — very tough at times, but I’m so grateful for all of it. I consider this job my Christmas miracle.”

Santa thanked her, wrote a note to bring her a very nice present, paid for his movie and walked out of the store.

A short man with a very expensive suit joined him and said, “So Boss, what have you found so far?”

Santa scratched his beard and said, “People are angry. They’re scared. Some of them complain and have given up. But so many are just putting their head down and plowing forward. They realize the world has changed and they’re changing with it. It’s inspirational.”

The elf nodded and said, “Yup. I’ve discovered the same thing. I ate lunch today at a local restaurant.  There was a former banker was my server.  He said it was one of three jobs he worked to keep his family together.  But he wasn’t complaining. He said that Winston Churchill once said that if you’re going through Hell, don’t stop.  That was what keeps him going when he’s tired.”

Santa nodded and said “Get him a nice gift, too. That man is tired.”

Tired. That was the word he’d use to describe what he had seen. People he met were tired. The Great Recession had stripped the excesses off the people like a sandblaster strips off paint.  But Christmas was still coming. No recession could stop it.  He sensed that people would really appreciate the true meaning behind it this year.

“Did you get the egg nog?” Santa asked his assistant.

“Did you get the movie?”  the elf asked his boss.

“Right in my hand.  Have I ever mentioned Chevy Chase is hilarious?”

“One thousand times at least.”

“Call Mrs. Claus and tell her we’re on our way.” And with that Santa and the elf did like Willie Morris’ classic book and headed North toward home.

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And thank you for the wonderful birthday wishes. Yesterday was a great day.

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Charlie Turner’s Gift

The office Holiday party had ended and the pity party had begun. Charlie Turner sat in the high-rise office building, sulking. Everyone else had gotten Christmas Eve afternoon off. But not Charlie. Oh no. The mountain of paper on his desk meant that he had to work on the night before Christmas. So he sat behind his desk, staring out at the empty cityscape. No cars. No people. No good reason why he had to be sitting there. Looking at the pictures of his family on his desk made him really want to be home with them. City Hall’s Christmas tree’s lights came on and the stars illuminated the cold, dark sky. It was going to be a long night. And he was pissed.

It had been a terrible year. Business was down. Layoffs were up. Furloughs had decimated his already shrinking paycheck. Insurance costs were through the roof and his checking account was struggling. His office was on the 18th floor but his morale was 18 stories below ground. How could it get any worse?

2011 was the worst year ever. And he would tell you 1,000 reasons why.

When the clock read 10 p.m., he had had enough. He shut down his computer and turned out his office light. He waked through the empty cubicles and headed to the elevator. The guard in the lobby wished him a Merry Christmas as he headed to his car. If the guard would have noticed, he would have seen a black cloud over Charlie’s head.

The cold wind stung his face as he walked out of the office building. The usually busy street was empty of people and cars. He turned to the right and headed toward the parking garage. The tinkle of a bell jarred him into the moment. He looked back to the left and there was an elderly black man in a Santa suit. Ding. Ding. Ding. “Alms for the poor?” the man shouted.

Charlie looked at him and said, “Not getting much business tonight, are you old timer?” The man smiled and just kept ringing the bell. A wave of guilt washed over Charlie and prompted him to dig into his pocket for some change. The coins rattled in the empty kettle and the old man said, “Thank you, sir. By the way, your life isn’t as bad as you think. And after tonight, you’ll know why.”

Charlie scoffed as he bundled himself against the cold. What was that old man talking about? And how smart was he anyway? Begging on a night like tonight. What an idiot.

Consumed in his self pity, Charlie got into his car and tried to crank it. Nothing. He tried again. Nothing again. The battery was totally dead. “#$%#$.”

He called his wife, broke the bad news to her and called AAA. He waited 30 minutes until the tow-truck driver arrived. When he stepped out of the truck, Charlie heard, “Why do I have to be out here in this cold to help this moron?”

Charlie, shocked, said, “That’s rude as Hell. I’m not a moron.”

“I didn’t say anything.” the driver said. And then Charlie heard, “How did he know that?”

Charlie realized, he was hearing the man’s thoughts.

“I’d rather be with my wife tonight. Instead, I’m here because this idiot left his lights on. She’s dying of cancer and I’m standing in the middle of downtown at night. I hate my life.”

Charlie was stunned. He thanked the man and gave him a nice tip. He then headed out of town and toward the suburbs.

Three miles on the interstate and tphis car’s engine started knocking. “#$%$,” he thought. The low-fuel light had been on for two days and he hadn’t gotten gas. And now he was paying for it. He eased the car off the highway and into one of the few open gas stations around. Could tonight get worse?

Charlie rolled up to the gas pump right as the engine died. He started pumping gas and began to hear the thoughts of the people all around him. He heard the lady behind the counter, “Six kids, one sick, I’m about to lose my house and I have to work three jobs.” He then heard the guy pumping gas next to him. “Christmas Eve and my family is in Dallas. My stupid wife left me for my best friend and now I can’t even see my kids tomorrow.” And then he heard a policeman’s thoughts,”I hope I don’t get shot tonight.” A little old lady walked out of the store, “I wish my son was here with me for Christmas instead of in jail. I need someone to be with me when I get back my results from the biopsy.” Another man thought, “I hope my only son makes it back from Afghanistan.”

He began to hear the worries of people driving by on the interstate and then from people in his whole town. Everyone’s thoughts got louder and louder and began to drown out Charlie’s own. He grabbed the receipt out of the pump and hopped back in the car, hoping for silence. It wouldn’t come. He put his hands over his ears and yelled, “MAKE IT STOP!”

And then Charlie saw him. He was standing next to the door to the convenience store ringing his bell next to a kettle. It was the same eldery black man dressed in a Santa suit who Charlie had seen outside of his office building. Charlie heard, “Alms for the poor!”

Charlie got out of his car and ran over to the man pleading, “Who are you?!?”

The man stopped ringing the bell and said to Charlie, “See? Your life isn’t so bad. These are tough times. And everyone you meet is walking around with their own cross to bear. So I gave you a little gift. The gift of being able to hear other peoples’ worries. It’s a little Christmas gift so you can have a little empathy and realize you don’t have it so bad. So get your head out of your rear end. Go home to your beautiful family and enjoy your Christmas. And then go and enjoy your life. It’s really a good one, you know. You should learn to appreciate it. Oh, and to answer your question, I’m getting plenty of business tonight.”

And at that moment, the voices in Charlie’s head went silent.

Charlie, blessed with an epiphany, dug out his wallet and threw three $20’s into the kettle. “Merry Christmas old timer.” The old man smiled and started ringing his bell again, looking for his next customer.

Thanks to a mysterious old man with a bell and a kettle, Charlie Turner truly began appreciate the blessings in his life. He vowed to make it and others’ better. And from that Christmas Eve on, he never complained again.

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