Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you have an awesome day.

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CARTOON: Mike Wallace

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CARTOON: Craft Beer

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For Better or Worse

Snort.

“You calling pigs?”

“What are you talking about?!?” Snort.

The man in the woman sat in the kitchen eating breakfast. The orange sun rose through the yellow haze as pollen fell like powdery snow.

Snort.

“Oh, that.  Allergies. Sorry.”  Snort.

“Blow your nose.”

After 25 years, their conversation had lost its flowery edge.  There was love there, but it had been peeled back one layer at a time to a plain core.  Their relationship was more transactional now. Most of their time talking was about business, not dreams.

Snort.

“Any words from the kids?” the husband asked as he read his iPad.  The first 20 years of their marriage had been all about the kids.  The last five years were them trying to reconnect in the middle of an empty nest.  Somedays were better than others.  Today was about to be their worst.

“Julie is studying for an accounting exam.  And James is proud to report that after two years, he’s now officially a sophomore.”

“Glad he takes after you in the smarts department.”  If the wife’s eyes could shoot lasers, the husband would have burst into flames years ago.

Her cellphone rang. She put down the pot she was drying and walked over to answer it. “Funny,” he thought, “Who could be calling at this time of the morning?”   He watched as his wife said, “Hello?” He smiled. Even in her mid-forties she was as beautiful to him as she was on their marriage day. She sat silent for a moment and then said a weak, “Thank you,” and dropped the phone, breaking it into six pieces.

The husband dropped his tablet on the table and ran over to his slumped wife on the floor.  She was sobbing uncontrollably.”

“I. Have. C -c-c-c-c — uh — I have cancer.  Breast cancer. The tests came back —  positive.”

The husband felt like he had had the wind sucked out of him and then punched. For all the years, for all the fights, well,  at that moment, the one person he loved the most was being threatened.  It was an epiphany — the moment when he realized what EXACTLY mattered to him.  No, WHO exactly mattered to him.  Her. The woman in the white dress. The woman who had given birth to and practically single-handedly raised their two children. Now she was under siege by her own body.  She had to have more strength than she possessed on her own. They had taken “For Better” for granted. Now it is was time for “For Worse.”

Words failed him, but his arms did the talking.  He held her as she violently sobbed into his chest.  It was time for him to step up as a husband.  It was time for him to step up as a man.  The were on top of a frightening roller coaster and were about to head downhill. Fast.

Time passed and scars healed.  Surgery was followed by chemo and radiation. The bad cells were killed — much like the weaknesses in their marriage.  She had fallen down and he had caught her.  Twenty-five years of trespasses were forgiven at the alter of cancer.  A new, stronger relationship was rebuilt from the moment of that phone call.

On the one-year anniversary of “The call,” the husband held his wife as she slept against his chest on the couch.  He thought about all the struggles from the past year and had to smile.  When the priest had said, “For better or worse,” he thought they were two separate things. But a single phone call made him realize that the best moments in life truly can come from the worst.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: 4/10/12

Goal Weight: 195 lbs

Woke up too late to run. Did 10 minutes on the bike and then 40 sit-ups and 40 pushups.  I’ll run tonight.  Was up late last night trying to get my taxes ready to take to the accountant.

Now that will be a painful workout.

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you have a great day.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: 4/9/12

Goal Weight: 195 lbs.

Today’s Weight: 206 lbs.

The bright, nearly full moon followed along beside me this morning as I ran through my neighborhood and the one next to it.  The temperature was cool and I could feel my heart beating its usual 150 beats per minute. The Rocky soundtrack was playing over the headphones this morning — I needed as much inspiration as I could get (God Bless composer Bill Conti).  I ran 4.88 miles in a little over 46 minutes. It was a strong run with lots of hills.  My right leg, which has been in pain because of shin splints, held up. I turned my ankle at one point (the pavement is awful) but no damage there.  I got home and did 25 sit-ups and 25 pushups and then went to work.

Last Friday, being in shape most likely saved my life.  My son, a friend and I were in a little boating mishap (read the full story here) on the Buffalo River and to make a long story short, I got into a situation where a piece of chain on a rope wrapped around my leg.  I very easily could have drowned — but didn’t.  Why?  I was in good enough shape to fight the current and free myself from the chain.  I was able to do sit-up as the water pulled me under. I managed to keep my head above water. Then I was able to reach the chain with my hands and free myself. I also was in good enough shape to help capture the boat and help flip it. Finally, I was able to help winch it back on the trailer.

The character Rocky Balboa said it best when he said, “It ain’t about how hard you hit, it’s about how you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.”   Life will take a punch at you every once in a while. Because I was in shape, I was able to take the punch.  I had the strength to not drown.  So I’m not exaggerating when I say this, “being fit can save your life.”

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Monday Free-For-All

Monday’s Prayer: Carpe Diem.  Have a great day.

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Risen

The green spring grass of the hills was stained crimson.  A mourning dove flew silently over the flowering fruit trees in the orchard that were splintered and reduced to stumps. Bodies lay among the fallen apple blossoms.  The guns of war had fallen silent and so had thousands of men who fired them. Brother had fought brother and in the end, the mothers had truly lost.  Capt. Jeremiah Eckles was lying on the battlefield, watching the blurry rings around the rising sun.  He had fallen on Friday.  And now, on Sunday morning, an angel was standing before him.

“Am I dead?”

The angel, glowing whiter than the early spring sun, said nothing. Two mockingbirds and a crow called in the distance.  Otherwise, silence covered the tomb-like battlefield like a blanket.

The battle had been chaos.  One minute the Captain had been eating breakfast and writing his wife and then next — well, it was hard to describe the hell that had broken out. The sound of the Rebel yell was horrifying.  Minie Balls flew the air like lead hailstones. A cannonball took his aide’s head off, spattering blood all over the tent. Bayonets were fixed and body parts flew.  His men scattered and ran.  But he didn’t.  He rounded up a few stragglers and helped launch the counterattack.

He was hit repeatedly.  First in the hand. Then in the arm.  His lower leg look a shell fragment.  But he kept fighting.  Hate propelled him forward.  Hate and fear.  And then the color drained out of the world.  The sound became muted.  And then everything went black.

The angel crossed his arms and shook his head.  And yet, he still said nothing.

“I said, ‘Am I dead?'” the Captain repeated, this time with a tone that was disrespectful.  Especially toward an angel.

He looked around the battlefield and saw the carnage. Horses, men, equipment — all laid in broken heaps.  No one had cleaned up man’s savagery toward fellow man yet.  Even Mother Nature was a casualty.  Deer, hogs and fowl lay dead, too.  The beautiful fragrance of spring had been replaced by the smell of rotting, bloating flesh.

“Who won?” the Captain said? He had been out for a while and had no idea what day it was.

But the answer was obvious. Death had won. Or had it?

The angel reached down and touched the Captain’s wounds.  He felt an unusual warmth and was shocked as he looked at where the metal had pieced his skin. His wounds were instantly clean.  His pain vanished.  He reached into his uniform pocket and pulled out the photograph of his wife and child. They were in Dayton, Ohio, probably receiving word of the terrible battle and of his death.  The politicians could define the war with words and slogans, but his wife would know the real cost of it.  He closed his eyes and imagined her crying over his casket.

“Am I dead?” the Captain asked again, this time more respectfully.

The angel grabbed the Captain by the hand and lifted him off the blood-stained Earth and softly said, “No.”

Or had he spoken? The Captain had heard the words clearly in his mind. But the battlefield was still silent.  Swollen corpses don’t speak.

“But why?” The Captain asked.  Why had he been spared in this horrific sea of death? Why had he been chosen to live?

The angel pointed at the burned out church in the distance. It was white, with holes in its side and had shattered stained-glass windows. The angel began to slowly speak without moving his mouth:

“Your work on this Earth is just beginning.  You’ve tasted death and now appreciate life in a way a normal man could never. You now realize every breath is more precious than gold.  You must go forth and do God’s work. It’s time for you to rise and shine.”

Captain Jeremiah Eckles looked into the angel’s eyes and felt a peace like he had never before.  All that he had been worried about before the battle released into the wind.  He dusted off his uniform and looked toward the river.  The angel nodded as he pointed in that direction.  That was where the blood-soaked Captain would find his new life. Where he would go and change other’s lives for the good.

The Captain took his sword off the ground and broke it over his knee. His new journey had begun.

It was Easter morning and on that death-covered battlefield, Capt. Jeremiah Eckles had risen.  Life had cheated death — Just like it had in Jerusalem so many years ago.

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The Jim and Jill Gaston Lecture Series

Last Thursday night, I had the honor of speaking at Arkansas State University – Mountain Home as part of the Jim and Jill Gaston Lecture Series.

The mission of the series is to:

Challenge individuals to think reason and learn. It encourages thinking that does not fall along party or liberal/conservative points of view. Rather it promotes individualized thinking. Thinking and reason based on a person’s beliefs and not trends in society. The Gaston’s dream is that the series will produce a discussion of ideas while encouraging those with opinions to maintain, or even gain, a mutual respect for each other.

Before the speech, I sat next the series’ benefactor, Jim Gaston, at a dinner held in my honor. Jim’s the owner of Gaston’s White River Resort in Lakeview, Arkansas and was named the Arkansas Business Executive of the Year in 2010 by Arkansas Business.com .  As well as owning a world-class resort, I think it’s also safe to say he’s a renaissance man.  He’s interested in many topics and is an amazing photographer.  He’s a soft-spoken man, but his intelligence is like the pools on the White River: Deep, calm and cool.  I enjoyed every second of our conversation and time together.

After the speech, Jim (he asked me not to call him Mr. Gaston) said, “You accomplished everything I had hoped when I set up the series.”

I don’t think I could have asked for any finer compliment.

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