Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Day 42

Woodchoppers-Exercise-aka-Lateral-ChoppingThis has been a tough week of workouts. Today focused on arms and legs.  We pushed towels. We did woodchoppers. We ran with a medicine ball over our head. We did lunges on the treadmill.  We did wall sits. We ran the gauntlet.

I was in line one today.  I’m pleased with my workout and my performance.

But I have to pay the program a compliment: I’m sore 11 weeks into it. That shows that it constantly challenges you.

I will miss my line mates. I will miss the coaches. I will not miss getting up at 3:45 but I will do it again in the summer. Fitness isn’t a sprint. It’s a marathon.  And right now, I’m in the best shape I’ve been in since I ran one.

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Thursday Free-For-All

Good morning! Great workout today. Drove through a deer herd at 4:20 am. That’ll wake you up.

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CARTOON: The liar

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Born

IMG_1953The moonlight illuminated the path from the garage to the cabin.  A lone man carried his groceries and fumbled for his keys to open the giant oak front door.

John walked into the cabin, flipped on the light and was afraid.  But it was nothing new, though. John Champlin was always afraid.

He was the poster child for cautiousness. Since elementary school, John was careful. Safe. And refused to rock the boat.  He sailed in the channel and never explored life’s coves and peninsulas.

John lived a good life. But it was a boring one.

He was the proverbial servant who buried his talent.  The Good Lord had given him a life. And John refused to use it.

John’s brothers had invested their talents. His older brother Paul had joined the Air Force and seen the world. His middle brother Liam was a doctor of psychology. Both had traveled extensively. Both were alive.  John feared airplanes. And besides, he had a TV to show him the world.  He went from work to his cabin everyday. Nothing less. Nothing more.

“I’ve been waiting for you.”

John dropped the bag of groceries he was carrying, breaking the dozen eggs and jar of mayonnaise. He saw the figure in the corner of the room and let out a scream.  “WHO ARE YOU?” he reached for a poker by the fireplace.

The man, dressed in a white silk suit, brushed dust off his shoulder and smiled, “Who would you like me to be?”

“A tree and leave.”

The stranger laughed. “For such a boring man, you sure are funny.  No, John, I’m the brother you never had. You can call me Isaac.”

John paused for a moment. His mother had lost a child between after Liam.

“Yes, John. You shouldn’t have been born.  Your parents were going to quit after three.  If I had survived, you wouldn’t be here.  Did you ever chew on that?”

John stumbled and felt lightheaded. Who was this man sitting in his cabin, making him think of such disturbing things?

“Don’t be afraid. I’m your best friend, brother. Particularly right now. Because you’re sleepwalking through your life. And I’m here to give you a wakeup call.”

John wasn’t sure he wanted to carry on a conversation with a man who hadn’t even been born.  “How do you know about my lost brother?”

“Because I am your lost brother.” Isaac smiled, pulled out a golden book and continued, “Your mother and father are middle class and gave you pretty much everything you could have ever wanted.  You have settled on the safe path your whole life. And you’re afraid not of failure, but that people won’t like you.  Dude, that’s sick.  There are, what six billion people on the planet — maybe more. Not everyone is going to like you.”

“If you’re done psycho-analysing me, I have groceries to put away.”  John was looking for his cellphone so he could call the police.

“You think the police will see me?” Isaac walked over to his brother and put his hands on his shoulders. His hands felt warm to the touch. John noticed his eyes looked just like his father’s.

“I know you don’t go to Sunday School much, but reread the Parable of the Talents. It’s in Matthew, I think. Anyway, talents were money back then. And you can even interpret the story to mean that if God gives you a gift, you should use it. If you can sing, sing, for example. But I think it means much, much more.  The talent that the Good Lord has given you, my lucky brother, is life.  You have been given the gift of a chance. Of an opportunity. And YOU are BURYING it. Wasting it. And like the story said, the master will not be pleased.”

John ignored his lost brother and turned on the TV.  Isaac walked over to the TV, picked it up and threw it out of the window.  John, stunned by the crash of glass, just stared at the broken  windowpane. “WHAT THE…”

“Got your attention, didn’t I?,” Isaac laughed.  He picked up the video game system under the TV and tossed it out, too. And then John’s laptop.

“STOP IT!”

“No, start it!” Isaac yelled in John’s face.” You are given 86400 seconds each day. Start USING them. They are your talents.”

John paused for a moment and then picked up his cellphone and threw it out the window.

“Attaboy.”

“Look little brother, you’re like a snowflake. There is no one else like you. Be special. Be unique. Love this life.”

Isaac stretched out on the couch. ” I never got to enjoy a couch. I always wanted one of these.”

“Well, gotta go…Don’t be afraid of failing little brother. And don’t be afraid of succeeding, either.  I will always be here with you.” Isaac began to glow and then slowly faded from sight.

John was once again alone.

He began to openly weep. The man who always played it safe had never thought about his life like this before. He fell to his knees, shaking.  He had never felt more alive in his life.

And in a lone cabin, on a lone hill, a lone man, at the age of 40, was born.

 

 

 

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Day 41

FitnessThere are people in Fit4Change that inspire you. They come in every morning, bust their butts without much fanfare and are rewarded with big results. Today I was walking to the car with one gentleman I particularly respect.  We were talking about the usual chitchat like how hard a particular workout was. He just said, “I’ve lost 40 lbs. so far. I’m just grateful for the opportunity to do this.”

BOOM. There you go. That’s it in a nutshell.

We are all blessed to have the opportunity to do Fit4Change. Many will get to have their lives changed thanks to their hard work and the financial support of the sponsors. It’s something to chew on while we are out there busting our butts, sweating, hurting and cursing Paul.

I think of the Parable of the Talents — the three servants who are given talents to oversee for their master while he’s away.  Two used them and received more. The third buried his out of fear and received the wrath of the master when he returned.

Our health, our life, is a talent we’ve been given. Don’t bury it by sitting on your rear. Get out there and make a difference. Walk. Run. Swim. Join a gym. Buy a stinkin’ Thighmaster if you have to. But move.  Take control of your life. Live.

And be grateful for the opportunity.

P.S. And yes, I felt better today.  Managed to almost do the jumping jacks correctly (although it was painful). I just did them too slow this time. There’s always tomorrow.

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The word for the day: Grateful.

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CARTOON: Mother Nature’s Bracket

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Oh, hail

The approaching storm made the sky Wizard of OZ green. We would have been lucky if only Dorothy fell out of the sky.

Instead, we got Hailapalooza 2013.

It was the worst hailstorm I’ve ever seen in my life.  And it brought a whole new meaning to “Hail State.”

Baseball to softball-sized chunks of ice fell on the Jackson metro area.  Clinton got pummeled. Cars downtown look like they had a bad case of teenage acne.  The noise in the State Capitol was so deafening you could barely hear the bloviating within.

I’m sure Carter’s Jewelers will have a hail sale. 50% off all ice.  (Of course, I think they’re already closed due to damage from heavy dew.) The auto dealers will follow suit.  Nine out of ten people in the Jackson metro area are ticked off by Mother Nature’s tantrum yesterday. The tenth person owns a glass company.  I’ve see hail before. But that was HAIL. To quote Courtney Lange, “Even Mississippi’s hail is fat.”

I was at Lemuria Books around 4 p.m..  Someone said, “Is it that green outside because of the pollen?”  I looked out the front and felt my stomach drop. I had seen the sky like that before — Right before a tornado.

I politely said, “Buh bye” and ran to my car. The wall cloud was approaching from West Jackson and it looked ominous. I cranked my car, weaved through a few backstreets and parking lots and got on I-55.

WHAM!

The first piece of ice struck my windshield with a sickening thud.

There were no weather reports on the radio, so I called my wife’s cell. She didn’t pick up (my son was probably playing Angry Birds) so I tried the house phone. “Hello?” she said. I answered, “Am I about to be blown to OZ?”

WHAM! WHAM!

The clouds were boiling and the hail was falling.

Hail is a water droplet that circulates up and down in the cloud until it is too heavy for the winds to support it. The stronger the storm, the stronger the winds, the bigger the hail.  That’s why a hail stone has rings like an onion.  Yesterday’s storm was, as we like to say in the South, a biggun’.  By the time the hail dropped out of the sky, it had grown to the size of baseballs in some place.

“Get to County Line Road and you’ll be OK. That’s where the hail stops.”  We had had nickel-sized hail earlier at the house.  I just had to get past all the people who thought it would be a good strategy to slam on their brakes and have their cars beat to death by hail stones.

I drove like a bat out of, well, hail. And was rewarded with a dent-free car.

But the pictures are incredible. So many of you had serious damage to your cars and homes.  I’m sure it will be a major insurance event. Chaos had a big day in Jackson, Mississippi.

The National Weather Service published an incredible picture of the supercell thunderstorm as it headed into Brandon. To the left of the cloud, the sky is sickeningly green. That’s what I’ll remember about yesterday. The day ice fell from the sky.

 

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: Day 40

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I knew today was going to be rough. I was coming back from being off for three days. My muscles are sore and tired from driving 2,500 miles. My body is wiped-out from a stomach virus yesterday. I had a pocket-full of excuses for not going to workout this morning.

But I went anyway.

I ran afoul with Paul during jumping jacks. I can’t lift my arm over my head because of a bad A/C separation and a rotator cuff injury.  I worked hard on my form. It wasn’t cutting the mustard.  So I’ll work harder on it tomorrow.

I felt terrible today.  I was plain exhausted and was embarrassed by my effort.  It was my worst day by far.

I’m mad at myself for not performing better.  I felt like I was treading water during Olympic swimming trials.  But I survived it. I felt terrible during it. And I feel terrible now. At least I have the satisfaction of knowing I showed up.

I think today was a nice metaphor for life. You have bad days. You have days when you want to sleep in or lie down and quit. But you push through them and look forward to the better days.  Hopefully tomorrow will be one of those days.

I look forward to better workouts. To great workouts.  Today just wasn’t one of them.

Paul told us about seeing hazardous waste disposal boxes in the restrooms of the Beau Rivage for insulin needles.  Diabetes is a frightening and horrible disease.  Considering the role obesity plays in some cases of it, it inspires me to avoid the big, wide chairs of the buffet that much more.

 

 

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Good morning! The good news is that that weather will be better today than yesterday. I noticed the company cars in The Clarion-Ledger parking lot were pretty dinged up form yesterday’s hailstorm.

Here’s a beautiful scene of Jackson City Hall this morning. It’s one of the advantages to coming to work at 6 a.m. The city is beautiful in the dark.

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