Sunday Free-For-All

Happy Easter, y’all!

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The Adventure

How do you turn a fun fishing trip into a battle for survival?

Just add water.

Lots of water. Lots of rushing, clear, cold water. Also, you need a rootball from an old tree.  Mix in a swift current that grabs your 20-ft. boat and flips it when it slams against the snag and presto.

In less than 30 seconds, the boat was sinking. I scrambled to get my son on the part of the boat that was above the surface. Then I grabbed the keys and phones out of my pants pockets and got them in my jacket’s upper pockets before they got wet.  My friend Jim, who was driving the boat, hung onto the back, securing what he could and fighting to keep from being swept downstream himself.  Jim and I made sure my son’s lifejacket was secure.  Check. Water pushed against the boat and scoured the river bottom, quickly making it too deep for me to touch.  All three of us remained remarkably calm.

We watched as the contents of our boat floated downstream.

On the sandbar nearby were three people fishing — two guys and a girl.  I guess you can say that guardian angels sometimes own rod and reels. The two men sprung into action and hopped into their boat.  They chased our stuff and gathered it, placing it safely on the sandbar.  I called them over and rescued my son off the top of the boat.  I handed them my jacket — the keys and the phones were soon safe, too. They then came and picked Jim up. He was in a dangerous position and was at risk of being swept loose by the current.

I slipped down and tried to dislodge the boat. The cold water was beginning to make me shiver (thankfully we were in the warmer, calmer Buffalo River and not the White River, which was 52 degrees and had a much swifter current.) The two guys came over to the boat and the three of us started to try to dislodge it off the snag.  That’s when I slipped and the current caught me in its grasp.

What happened next was pure panic.

There was a drag chain on the front of the boat. It was a small stretch of chain tied to a long rope, designed to slow the boat as you fish.  Somehow, it had gotten wrapped around my leg.  As I got swept away from rocking boat by the current, the line pulled tight, snapping my ankle.  I can best describe what happened next as what it must feel like to be waterboarded.

Paul LaCoste’s Fit4Change became a Godsend. I did the mother of all sit-ups as I struggled to keep my head above the water.  And then I reached the chain and started to try to unwrap it from my throbbing ankle.  It must have taken a few seconds, but it seemed like a lifetime.  I feared the boat breaking lose and dragging me by the leg, drowning me as it floated downstream.  I howled for help, hoping someone had a knife to cut me loose.  The river’s power was dragging me under.  On Good Friday, none-the-less. “Great,” I thought, “What a day to die.”

Then I got the chain lose. I broke free and began to head downstream. Exhaustion overwhelmed me and I couldn’t stop from being swept into another, smaller tree root ball.  As I floundered and took in a mouthful of water, I felt an arm grab my bicep and pull.

One of the two Good Samaritans had dragged me out of the current.  I scrambled onto the sandy shore and hit my knees, shivering from the fear, the cold and the fatigue.

The two men began trying to break the boat free. The motor had been lodged into the tree, anchoring it to the snag. The roots loosened– the men were trying to avoid being pinned underwater by the boat, too.  The current and the pushing finally dislodged the stricken boat, sending it downstream. One of the guys grabbed the same chain that had wrapped around my ankle (which is still sore and swollen). I took it from him and began to wrestle with the boat.  Jim and the other men joined me as we played a desperate game of tug-of-war.

That’s when two more guardian angels arrived on the scene.

Sonny and Bud, friends of Jim (and now my friends), had been fishing upstream and came cruising by. To quote Bud, “We came by and I saw the boat, but I had no idea it was you.” They stopped to help and joined us as we wrestled the boat on the other side the sandbar. It took five of us, but we managed to break the suction and flip it over.  And that’s when we began to bail the water out. Sonny had a can in his boat. I used the motor cover from Jim’s boat. Bud grabbed the motor cover off of Sonny’s boat.  The a water-logged Phoenix, stricken boat rose again.

While the two guys knew how to get the water out of the engine, they lacked the tools to do so.  So Sonny took my son and I back to the truck (good thing I saved the keys) so we could get Jim’s toolbox into the boat.

My son and I stayed behind to dry out and warm up. Sonny went back to the sandbar with the tools.

They had managed to get the motor running again briefly, but the gas was corrupted with water.  The engine stalled. Two hours later, Sonny returned to the boat drop, pulling Jim and Bud.

All and all, we had lost a few things (my son’s hat and a borrowed jacket, mats in the boat, straps for the boat trailer) but all and all, the whole day turned out to become a giant miracle.  Angels looked over us every step of the way.

Since the motor was dead, we had to winch the salvaged boat onto the drive-on trailer by hand.  Once we pulled the boat out of the water, it was over.  And we were safe.

I think Jim and I replayed the events over and over that evening.  Jim was very calm during the crisis.  I was thankful he and  I were able to keep my son out of harm’s way (my son was calm, too).  A freakish accident had marred a fantastic morning of fishing.  But we kept thinking of all the scenarios of how things could have gone so tragically wrong.  That night, I apologized to my son. He held both hands by his head and then ran them down his body to his toes. And then he looked me in the eyes said something that shows why the boy is nothing short of brilliant: “Dad. It’s OK. I’m here.”

He’s here. Thanks to luck and quick action, he’s here. Thanks to two guardian angel’s protection, he’s here. I’m here. Jim’s here.  It took a nine-year-old’s wisdom to remind me of that. It’s not what might have happened; it’s what happened. And we were blessed nearly every step of the way.

I can tell you this: When we are near water, my family will wear their life jackets.   I owe two men for my life. And I can tell you this much, my son and I got a hell of a story to tell.

He wrote this poem about his day:

Today we went out of town,

On the River our ship went down,

Two men saved our lives,

They helped gather our supplies,

There was a man named Sonny

And he was very funny.

And when it ended,

I love the time we spended.

As you can see, he sees it as an adventure. And we both learned a very valuable lesson: What doesn’t kill you gives you a story to tell.

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Saturday Free -For-All

Good morning! Come #runfromthesun today. Get your skin screened (free). Listen to music. See Inky the Clown. Run 5K or a mile. 5:30 pm downtown Jackson

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: 4/5/12

Goal Weight: 195 lbs.

TODAY’S WEIGHT: 203.4 lbs. (a new low)

Found a new way to increase your speed while you are running: Have the tornado sirens go off while you are halfway through your run.  There is a marked difference in my pace.  I ran 2.5 miles and then came in and rode 20 more minutes on the bike.

I’ve lost a couple more pounds. I’m excited about that.  And thankfully there was no tornado.  Then this would be the Fit-to-Fat-to-TWISTER! TWISTER! Blog.

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Thursday Free-For-All

Good morning. Let’s hope today is a better day.

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In memory of ParrotDad

ParrotDad passed away this evening.  Our thoughts and prayers go out to ParrotMom and her family.

God be with you.

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Good things

It has been a week of change. I watched as my sister buried her beloved husband. Now I’m about to watch several talented long-time co-workers walk through the door. I’m heading to Arkansas for speaking event. And I’ll be co-hosting 9th Annual Run from the Sun.  I’ve drawn  few cartoons in there and hosted a couple of radio shows.  My future is cloudy, just like the rain-filled skies above.

But in the middle of all that, I feel calm. I have a warm glow of hope.  Yes, I worry about my sister — she suffered a terrible blow. And as a reader of The Clarion-Ledger, I’m stunned at the loss of some of my favorite writers.  But I know that good things are going to be happening soon.  Don’t ask me what. Just believe me when I saw that they are.

Now all I have to do is work my butt off.  The rest will work out on its own.  Good things are on there way.  I firmly believe it with my whole being.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: 4/4/12

Goal Weight: 195 lbs

Today’s Weight: 204 lbs.

The alarm went off at 5:15 and I almost felt like I had slept in. Almost.  I quickly got my shower and headed to work.  No exercise for me.  But that’s OK.  I worked out last night.

I ran 4.28 miles in my neighborhood after 9 p.m..  Yes, I ran. In the dark. And in the rain. I was serenaded by a symphony of frogs as a light shower fell from the sky.  Lightning flickered off to the west, causing my heart to skip a beat.  In the 42 minutes I ran, I only heard distant rolling thunder twice.

My leg, which was diagnosed with a nasty case of shin splints, held up fine. I ran without ibuprofen just to see how badly it would hurt.  After about a mile, it warmed up enough for the pain to stop.  I ran up and down several hills.  I averaged right at six mph, even including several steep hills along the route.

Before I ran, I did 75 pushups and 75 sit-ups. I did two minutes of “wall sits” to work on my legs.  I may no longer be in the program, but I want to keep my fitness up.  I still have about ten more pounds to lose this months. And as you might have noticed, the weight is stubbornly hanging on.

Life after the Fit4Change workout isn’t much different than before.  I’m still sticking to the changes that have brought me this far. I ate two salads yesterday.  I rode the bike and ran.  I’m still making good choices instead of bad.  Because it really wasn’t about the 12 weeks I was in the program. No, it’s about the rest of my life going forward.

I never want to be fat and out of shape again.  It just can’t be allowed to happen. And I’m willing to put in the time and effort to make sure it never does.

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! What’s up?

In case you are in the neighborhood:

Gaston Lecture Series, April 5, Arkansas State University Mountain Home. Editorial cartoonist/writer/speaker Marshall Ramsey presents a program on using humor to deal with tragedies such as 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina. Begins at 7 p.m. in Gaston Lobby.

In case you are in the neighborhood:
Gaston Lecture Series, April 5, Arkansas State University Mountain Home. Editorial cartoonist/writer/speaker Marshall Ramsey presents a program on using humor to deal with tragedies such as 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina. Begins at 7 p.m. in Gaston Lobby.

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Fit-to-Fat-to-Fit Blog: 4/3/12

Goal Weight: 195 lbs.

Today’s Weight: I don’t really care.

Please don’t think I’m sitting here eating Ho Ho’s.  I haven’t given up on my goal or my desire to be fit again.  I’m just worn out — exhausted actually.  As many of you know, I’ve spent the last three days in Atlanta, watching my sister have to bury her husband. I’ve written about Adam before — he had ALS.  ALS is at best, cruel.

I would like to crawl into a hole and sleep for a month.

I didn’t run all weekend. I tried to eat fairly well.  I did ride the bike on Saturday for 30 minutes and 15 minutes this morning.  I didn’t work out at Jackson State because Fit4Change is over. I’ll try to run a little bit tonight — maybe two miles or even three. My schedule is packed and I need to get ready for my next trip: To Arkansas.

My point is this: If I had not gotten back in shape, I would not be able to function right now.  If I did not change my diet, I would be writing bad checks my body couldn’t cash.

I move because I can. I move because I have to. I move in honor of Adam.

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