CARTOON: Why Dave Dennis needs that ladder

From this ad.

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Friday Free-For -All

Picnic tomorrow. Can’t wait to see you there!

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Thursday Free-For-All

Good morning! Hope you have a great day!

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CARTOON: If FEMA goes broke…

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Should have

The phone lay on the floor with a disembodied voice saying, “Sir. Sir, This is 911. What is the nature of your emergency?!?”

Across the room, next to the spilled coffee and scattered papers was a man in his early 40’s, clutching his chest and clinging to life.  His vision was getting blurrier and the pain was getting sharper.

He thought about his wife.  Oh, the mistakes he had made in his marriage.  He wished he had shown her love more than he said had it.  His damn pride had gotten between him and his wife.  A once loving woman had grown cold to his touch.  He wished he had learned how to say, “I’m sorry. ” Lord forgive him.

He should have put his work down.  Turned off the laptop. He should have disengaged and engaged. His job would not be mourning him at his funeral.  Probably a bean counter at corporate would cheer his demise. Lord forgive him.

He should have practiced his faith instead of preaching it.  Faith always was a better verb than noun.  Don’t just talk about Christ. Truly follow Him. Lord forgive him.

He should have spent more time with his boys.  They were such fine men — men who needed their dad.  He should have engaged them more.  Another pain shot down his left arm. He could see their faces.  His eyes began to water.  Lord forgive him.

He should have exercised more, eaten less and obviously, taken better care of his heart.  He grappled for the phone.  One last attempt at a cry for help. Lord forgive him.

He should have embraced change and leapt out of his comfort zone.  He shouldn’t have been like a water bug and just skimmed along on top of the surface.  He should have experienced the cool, deep water of life. Lord forgive him.

He was given an amazing gift. He squandered it.  He started lose consciousness. Lord forgive him.

Then there was a loud knock on the door. More noise and then the world went black.

…..

The man opened his eyes expecting to see angels. What he saw was the next best thing: His wife and sons standing at the end of the bed. He had been given a better gift. The gift of a second chance.  The Lord forgave him.

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CARTOON: Miss America’s New Emcee

And I think he’d be a fabulous one, too.

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Wednesday Free-For-All

Good morning! What’s up?  Besides the durn temperature, of course. Look forward to the picnic this weekend.

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The Father’s Day Gift

The nurse threw scrubs at the man and yelled, “Put these on and follow us.”  What had been a normal birth seconds ago had suddenly gone wrong. The baby’s heartbeat had dropped, the monitors screamed and the three nurses scrambled like ants on a kicked over hill.  One moment he was about to gain a son, the next he was about to lose everything.

Dammit. Forty-years-old and he couldn’t remember how to put on a pair of pants.  Then suddenly, his hand was ripped from his wife’s. He watched helplessly as his her bed was wheeled away.  It was time for an emergency C-section.

He had never felt so helpless in his life.

After two long minutes, he ran down the hall. He burst through the doors:  “Stay out of the way!” the closest nurse ordered.  What he saw caused him to drop his video camera.  The doctor was standing over his wife and saying,  “C’mon, little guy.” The nurses worked in symphony.  Alarms continued to sound.  Something was causing the baby’s heartbeat to drop to nearly nothing.  Not just any baby. His son.  A son he had never met in person but had talked to every night was struggling to survive.  NOOOOOO!

Time slowed to a crawl.  Voices became muted and more nurses burst through the door. All he could do was pray.

And pray he did.

The baby was half-born — partially down the birth canal and he had to be pulled back out. His heart rate was still erratic.  One of the nurses motioned to him. He walked over and held his wife hand.  “What’s happening?” She said in partial shock. The man looked down and saw his wife’s insides laying on her stomach.  “You sure have guts, honey.”  He joked to keep from screaming.

The baby came out blue.  Another team of nurses worked on him to get him breathing.  The doctor, shaken, patched his wife back up.  The husband still felt completely helpless.  “Dear God, please guide the hands of these wonderful medical professionals.”

A cry, weak but audible, rang through the room.  The baby, looking like an old wrinkled man, thrashed around, trying to come to grips with this cruel new world he’d been thrust into.

The dad squeezed his wife’s hand even harder and looked over at the warmer.  He had just received the greatest Father’s Day gift ever. His little miracle man had lived.

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CARTOON: Tate’s Treasury

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Tuesday Free-For-All

Good morning! How are you?

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